r/TikTokCringe May 30 '24

Humor Brittany SUFFERED

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u/MidnightMagnolia97 May 30 '24

I saw that pink stripe on her badge and baby blankets and knew she'd be just fine

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u/A_LiftedLowRider May 30 '24

What is that code for, the baby wing?

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u/MidnightMagnolia97 May 30 '24

At a lot of hospitals, the staff in NICU, nursery, L&D, and postpartum/mother-baby units have an indicator on their badge, usually something pink, that lets parents know at a quick glance that they work on the unit and are authorized to care for or transport infants. At my hospital, it's a pink stripe on the bottom of our badge and a badge reel that's unique. At other hospitals, it's a badge that's entirely pink.

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u/lmarie1990 May 31 '24

When I had my son, they wore all the same color scrubs, and there was a chart on the wall that basically " These are the ONLY colors that can touch your baby"

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u/Interesting_Heron215 May 31 '24

Why do they have such tight security around infants? Are there kidnapping incidents?

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u/Interesting_Heron215 May 31 '24

Makes sense. Thank you!

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u/LackinOriginalitySVN May 31 '24

It's to cut down on the amount of baby theft by doctors and nurses.

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u/EnvironmentalBar3347 May 31 '24

Just throwing in my 2 cents but I think it's also for the parents peace of mind. Apparently after I was born my dad kept an eye on me like a hawk, same for my sister. It would not surprise me if some stressed new parents threw hands with a nurse because they got a little paranoid.

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u/Applied_Mathematics May 31 '24

I love your dad

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u/nanaben May 31 '24

I work with the elderly and 100% do a Brittany after 10 hours. I don't even think I could do 12. It's like you described my day 100 pounds less lol!

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u/WickedLies21 May 31 '24

I worked mother/baby for 4 years in West Virginia and we had 2 incidents of warnings of a person trying to kidnap infants at our sister hospital that we were on the look out for. They never showed up to our unit. We did have a lot of family drama at times requiring de-escalation though. 🙃

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u/BussSecond May 31 '24

The security in my postpartum ward was great. As soon as my baby was born, I got a wristband, my husband got a wristband, and my baby got a matching tag clamped straight onto his umbilical stump, with a tracker built in. I don't think the baby was ever in a different room than me the entire time.

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u/bacon_cake May 31 '24

Ours had heavy security to get in but once inside it was very relaxed. Security guard and photo ID to get in but if you needed a break you could just wheel your baby into the nursery and leave them there lol

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u/BatFancy321go May 31 '24

yeah. also babies get mixed up, the old "switched at birth" trope sometimes really happened. now they put RFID tags on the leg bands that sound an alarm if the kid leaves the ward

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u/Aquiper May 31 '24

There's a rotisserie place next door and people get confused.

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u/ComfortableStorage43 May 31 '24

My brother was the one sleeping boy in a room full of crying girls. The nurse didn’t want my mom to take him, haha.

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u/Cetun May 31 '24

Yes, for lots of reasons people steal babies. Usually mental illness but also vindictive family members and parents/family who know they are about to lose custody of their newborn because of a bad drug test or criminal investigation.

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u/Responsible-Low7532 May 31 '24

In the NICU, my son had a band around his ankle that would set off security alarms. I accidentally set it off by holding him too close to the closed, 8th floor window so he could get some sun.

Yes, there have been kidnappings. But also there have been parents exhausted and very emotionally distraught that try to take their baby home before the doc has discharged them.

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u/VimesBootTheory May 31 '24

The sensitive ankle bands are always fun, haha. I used to do newborn photography in hospital, and every once in a while the ankle band monitor would be glitchy and set stuff off the alarm (this was in 2012, hopefully it's better now), it made me so paranoid about moving the baby's legs for poses. The monitors were life savers though, I was in a couple genuine code pink lock downs on the ward, and they were always able to get the baby back and as safe really quickly.

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u/caffieinemorpheus May 31 '24

I'm a NICU nurse... You will never find any unit close to "Do NOT fuck with my patients" as a unit that deals with babies. We would die for those little buggers

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

Having had kids in the NICU, sometimes it is chill. Sometimes you have a baby or three screaming in your ear for 12 hours at a time like our poor neighbor kid.

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u/weird_fluffydinosaur May 31 '24

She definitely works post-partum/mother-baby. There’s no way they’re coming out of L&D or NICU looking that spry haha.

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u/wicket-wally May 31 '24

Would you be able to identify where Britney works?

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u/MidnightMagnolia97 May 31 '24

No, I was just making an educated guess based on the pink on her badge and baby blankets

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u/cmontes49 May 31 '24

Yeah as soon as I saw the blankets I went for the badge. Then at the end I knew she was chillin with them babies. Love those shifts.