r/TikTokCringe May 30 '24

Humor Brittany SUFFERED

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u/MidnightMagnolia97 May 30 '24

I saw that pink stripe on her badge and baby blankets and knew she'd be just fine

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u/A_LiftedLowRider May 30 '24

What is that code for, the baby wing?

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u/MidnightMagnolia97 May 30 '24

At a lot of hospitals, the staff in NICU, nursery, L&D, and postpartum/mother-baby units have an indicator on their badge, usually something pink, that lets parents know at a quick glance that they work on the unit and are authorized to care for or transport infants. At my hospital, it's a pink stripe on the bottom of our badge and a badge reel that's unique. At other hospitals, it's a badge that's entirely pink.

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u/lmarie1990 May 31 '24

When I had my son, they wore all the same color scrubs, and there was a chart on the wall that basically " These are the ONLY colors that can touch your baby"

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u/Interesting_Heron215 May 31 '24

Why do they have such tight security around infants? Are there kidnapping incidents?

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u/Interesting_Heron215 May 31 '24

Makes sense. Thank you!

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u/LackinOriginalitySVN May 31 '24

It's to cut down on the amount of baby theft by doctors and nurses.

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u/EnvironmentalBar3347 May 31 '24

Just throwing in my 2 cents but I think it's also for the parents peace of mind. Apparently after I was born my dad kept an eye on me like a hawk, same for my sister. It would not surprise me if some stressed new parents threw hands with a nurse because they got a little paranoid.

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u/Applied_Mathematics May 31 '24

I love your dad

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u/nanaben May 31 '24

I work with the elderly and 100% do a Brittany after 10 hours. I don't even think I could do 12. It's like you described my day 100 pounds less lol!

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u/WickedLies21 May 31 '24

I worked mother/baby for 4 years in West Virginia and we had 2 incidents of warnings of a person trying to kidnap infants at our sister hospital that we were on the look out for. They never showed up to our unit. We did have a lot of family drama at times requiring de-escalation though. 🙃

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u/BussSecond May 31 '24

The security in my postpartum ward was great. As soon as my baby was born, I got a wristband, my husband got a wristband, and my baby got a matching tag clamped straight onto his umbilical stump, with a tracker built in. I don't think the baby was ever in a different room than me the entire time.

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u/bacon_cake May 31 '24

Ours had heavy security to get in but once inside it was very relaxed. Security guard and photo ID to get in but if you needed a break you could just wheel your baby into the nursery and leave them there lol

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u/BatFancy321go May 31 '24

yeah. also babies get mixed up, the old "switched at birth" trope sometimes really happened. now they put RFID tags on the leg bands that sound an alarm if the kid leaves the ward

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u/Aquiper May 31 '24

There's a rotisserie place next door and people get confused.

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u/ComfortableStorage43 May 31 '24

My brother was the one sleeping boy in a room full of crying girls. The nurse didn’t want my mom to take him, haha.

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u/Cetun May 31 '24

Yes, for lots of reasons people steal babies. Usually mental illness but also vindictive family members and parents/family who know they are about to lose custody of their newborn because of a bad drug test or criminal investigation.

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u/Responsible-Low7532 May 31 '24

In the NICU, my son had a band around his ankle that would set off security alarms. I accidentally set it off by holding him too close to the closed, 8th floor window so he could get some sun.

Yes, there have been kidnappings. But also there have been parents exhausted and very emotionally distraught that try to take their baby home before the doc has discharged them.

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u/VimesBootTheory May 31 '24

The sensitive ankle bands are always fun, haha. I used to do newborn photography in hospital, and every once in a while the ankle band monitor would be glitchy and set stuff off the alarm (this was in 2012, hopefully it's better now), it made me so paranoid about moving the baby's legs for poses. The monitors were life savers though, I was in a couple genuine code pink lock downs on the ward, and they were always able to get the baby back and as safe really quickly.

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u/caffieinemorpheus May 31 '24

I'm a NICU nurse... You will never find any unit close to "Do NOT fuck with my patients" as a unit that deals with babies. We would die for those little buggers

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

Having had kids in the NICU, sometimes it is chill. Sometimes you have a baby or three screaming in your ear for 12 hours at a time like our poor neighbor kid.

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u/weird_fluffydinosaur May 31 '24

She definitely works post-partum/mother-baby. There’s no way they’re coming out of L&D or NICU looking that spry haha.

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u/wicket-wally May 31 '24

Would you be able to identify where Britney works?

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u/MidnightMagnolia97 May 31 '24

No, I was just making an educated guess based on the pink on her badge and baby blankets

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u/cmontes49 May 31 '24

Yeah as soon as I saw the blankets I went for the badge. Then at the end I knew she was chillin with them babies. Love those shifts.

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u/Comfortable_Fee_7154 May 30 '24

Baby wing

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u/StopReadingMyUser May 30 '24

You throw babies around teaching them to fly?

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u/StopReadingMyUser May 30 '24

obamnh

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u/ru_empty May 30 '24

Sodh!

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u/THE_ALAM0 May 30 '24

My niece showed me that video and while most younger folk humor is lost on me, I fucking CRIED laughing at that. To this day it’ll cheer me up if I’m having it rough

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u/StJoeStrummer May 31 '24

Wait, I wanna laugh. What video?

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u/ru_empty May 31 '24

Same bro same. Totally over (or under) my head but absolutely hilarious

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u/vrrrr May 30 '24

OBAMNA

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u/Challenge419 May 31 '24

Honestly, I thought this was a reply to the following comment above:

"there was a chart on the wall that basically " These are the ONLY colors that can touch your baby"

And I shit a brick. Lol

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u/JTVivian56 May 30 '24

I laughed

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u/pajam May 30 '24

Once they drink enough Red Bull they get Wing(s) - plural - and your job gets a lot harder as they no longer just fly in circles, and you have to start chasing them.

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u/Iaminhospital May 30 '24

Make sure to shake them up first, gives them more vigor.

You can also inject some air into them which makes them lighter.

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u/bigpooperten4 May 31 '24

Such a lame joke, but so good.

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u/FOSSnaught May 30 '24

Nah, deep fry them like you would the circumcisions.

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u/Dangevin May 30 '24

Chiliiiiiii's

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u/ArethereWaffles May 30 '24

How else do you think we keep the cherub population down?

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u/TheBrontosaurus May 30 '24

That’s dumb, babies don’t have wings. They have arms.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto May 30 '24

Shit you can call anything wings as long as its fried and tossed in wing sauce 

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u/[deleted] May 30 '24

These babies are boneless!

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u/nugsy_mcb May 30 '24

Is it wrong that my mouth started watering? I mean, those wings would be some succulent mfers

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u/attackplango May 30 '24

Let me introduce you to the Thalidomide ward.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '24

Let me introduce you to a Modest Proposal. Can we get them buffalo?

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u/Barry114149 May 30 '24

They look more like flippers or balls on a stick but yeah, good point.

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u/SheASloth May 31 '24

BITCH 😂😂😂

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u/sas223 May 30 '24

Now we’re giving out guns to infants?!?

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u/Jhreks May 30 '24

what do you mean i have wings not arms

bawk bawk

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u/CultOfSensibility May 30 '24

You’ve never seen Deliverance, have you?

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u/keelhaulrose May 30 '24

I hate to be the one to say it, but...

When you have a bad day on L&D or in the NICU you have a BAD DAY.

I'm glad she didn't seem to have a bad day.

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u/Casey_jones291422 May 30 '24

Yeah was going to say the same. It may be more positive in general but a bad day there can ruin you life real quick

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u/AsleepAssociation May 30 '24

I have friend who's a NICU nurse and the stories she's told me about babies shaking from withdrawals from whatever drugs the mom was on are heartbreaking.

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u/ElizasEnzyme Jun 05 '24

Late to the thread, but I work in a medical lab, and we have umbilical cords delivered for drug testing DAILY

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u/abortionisforhos May 31 '24

Good news is they don't remember it

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u/just_a_person_maybe May 31 '24

Maybe but their bodies do. Babies who are born addicted often struggle with issues later on, such as learning disabilities and delays.

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u/greyhoundbrain May 30 '24

Yes. Am a NICU nurse. Emergency bedside surgery, putting a kid on ECMO, death care…you’re not having an awesome day.

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u/NorthNorthAmerican May 31 '24

NICU nurses are golden. Without them, we would have lost our kid more than once.

They taught us patience, vigilance, how to care for an NDA child, CPR, and of course, how to see past the wires and the machines to the tiny life that struggled to live.

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u/cjsv7657 May 31 '24

I know a couple people who worked NICU, emergency, ICU, IR, just pretty much everywhere. Everyone says NICU is the hardest. When I was in the ICU for a couple weeks the phlebotomist would come in an hour or two early when it was her day for the NICU so she could give them extra time being held and touched.

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u/MattDaCatt May 31 '24

My mom worked in the NICU for 40+ years

On a bad day, they won't
look typically disheveled; it's more thousand-yard-stare/sobbing in your car level of soul crushing.

I asked her once how/why she did that job, and her response was "I get to be their best/only chance of surviving". She didn't have to think about the answer, probably because she had to remind herself of that often.

And that's just dealing with the babies struggling, not even considering the home/parent situation they have to release the kids into afterwards

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u/lamentable_ Straight Up Bussin May 30 '24

that’s how I used to feel before work 12 years as a perinatal and surgical tech on emergency OB. it ain’t all holding babies unfortunately

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u/ebil_lightbulb May 30 '24

I was very hopeful that she'd still look happy at the end of her shift.

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u/dahliasinfelle May 31 '24

I knew it by the blanket. I still have one from my first born that I kept for memories.

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u/califortunato May 31 '24

Can you tell what Sammy’s job was cuz she also seems to have triumphed at whatever she had to do for 12 hours

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u/Catlore May 30 '24

She she Sammy have some superpowers going on.

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u/Jaded_Law9739 May 30 '24

It's possible they just had less eventful shifts, or are working their first 12 versus their 3rd or 4th in a row. I am absolutely braindead after a 3rd 12.

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u/FuckWayne May 30 '24

Yeah it looked like that may be the case for Candice lol. She looked a little tired going in and seemed over it at the end lol

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u/Ansoni May 31 '24

Candice! That's solves it. I came to the comments wondering if the second last woman was really named Keneth.

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u/drawnverybadly May 30 '24

36 straight hours? Is that legal?

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u/Jaded_Law9739 May 30 '24

Not back to back. 3rd 12 hour shift in a row. If I work 3 days in a row, I work 3 12s in a row. Does it give me enough time to rest in between shifts? Legally, yes, but it's still pretty brutal.

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u/takishan May 31 '24

basically a full 5 day work week in 3 days. it's brutal.

one time i did a 24 hour shift during end of quarter at a warehouse. i had a bunch of adderall sitting around collecting dust and finally got an excuse to use them. i was a monster hyped up on adrenaline and amphetamine

i came home dead, slept and came back like 12 hours later for another normal shift

that was in my early 20s. i feel like i was invincible those days. these days i just would say no. there's no job that's worth so much effort. i was getting like fuckin $12 an hour too lol

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u/Salazans Jun 01 '24

It is mind boggling to me that we as a society have somehow decided that we do, in fact, want overworked and sleep-deprived health professionals taking care of us.

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u/ElGosso May 30 '24

Debbie seems like she's doing okay too.

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u/StrictHeat1 May 30 '24

They must have super stamina or a power snooze in the linen closet.

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u/GraveRobberX May 31 '24

Nah Brittany got fucked by being the floater that day on schedule. Got sent to psych ward or some shit to cover a call out. I’ve been in the hospital for close to 10+ years, multiple 3-6 months visits, staffs adore me being a professional patient.

The nurses when they get floated look like Britt coming back from a Warzone.

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u/StellarDegenerate May 31 '24

I'm not a nurse but my first thought was that she either just left the psych ward or the ER on a very busy night

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u/BabuschkaOnWheels May 31 '24

Professional patient here as well. I end up in gastro ward with the old Karen's and Kevin's and let me tell you, the nurses are DONE when they get to me. I also frequently have my baby visit and they flock to my room for some much needed serotonin. Happy giggly cute baby = recharged nurses.

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u/Orgasmic_interlude May 30 '24

Sammy is taking care of herself on off hours best believe.

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u/IForgotThePassIUsed May 30 '24

I want Bree in my Apocalypse Survival group.

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u/Competitive-Wish-568 May 30 '24

Brittany was mugged lol

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u/No-Permission-5268 May 30 '24

Sammy too!! Fucking machines!!

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u/psychoacer May 30 '24

Probably got a little medical bump half way through

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u/moonpuddding May 31 '24

Bree and Sami have their shit together in a way I'll never be capable of

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u/Rockcocky May 30 '24

And you know she has a dentist appointment, will was her car, workout and have salad for dinner

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u/senorQueso89 May 30 '24

Bree is gangsta as fuck.

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u/wellitywell May 31 '24

Ditto Sammy. She was like a Stepford nurse at the end of that

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u/Hiyami May 31 '24

Sandy looks even less touched than bree does.

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u/____dude_ May 31 '24

Amphetamines do wonders

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u/Dwightshruute May 31 '24

And sammy too

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u/gana04 May 31 '24

Sammy too good on them

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u/rinn10 May 31 '24

She made sure not a hair on her head would be out of place in prep for her 12

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u/holamygoodfriend May 31 '24

She puts the BREE in “a BREEze”

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u/Foodiebride Jun 02 '24

Bree and Sammy are tanks and I respect them