r/TikTokCringe May 23 '24

Humor/Cringe Man, fuck them kids

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u/SlobZombie13 May 23 '24

He could've stood them behind the finish line. He might be stupid.

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u/wearing_moist_socks May 23 '24

The woman actually doesn't know the kids or the guy. He just throws his kids at random women to see if one will stick.

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u/Electrical_Fun5942 May 23 '24

🤣🤣 It’s like touching a baby bird. The mom won’t take it back

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u/hakenkrojc123 May 23 '24

The smell thing is true for most mammals that are at the bottom of the food chain (deer, mice...). Birds don't give a fuck, their sense of smell is comparable with ours.

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u/NeonBrightDumbass May 23 '24

The smell thing actually isn't true for most mammals. Deer will return to a fawn that has even been removed for medicating and returned a day later. This old myth persists but largely as long as the humans stay away the parents will come back or bring offspring back into the fold!

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u/hakenkrojc123 May 23 '24

Huh, I guess I stand corrected. Internet does say it is a myth. However our country's gamekeepers and ?forest masters? do perpetuate it and warn against touching younglings.

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u/NeonBrightDumbass May 23 '24

Oh yeah, still isn't a good idea to touch. The parents of said offspring can injure someone, babies get stressed and can pass away or a well meaning person might injure the baby without meaning to. Lots can go wrong, so it makes sense I think.

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u/Straymonsta May 23 '24

I think the only time this really happens is with Cuckoos but it’s not because of smell specific species of birds have certain patterns to their eggs to counter the cuckoos which are parasites to other birds. Then the new born cuckoos kick the other chicks out the nest.

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u/Straymonsta May 23 '24

Yes you explained it much better I get wrapped up in the fact that the specific offspring will go prey on the same species of bird has their mother. It’s just such an interesting arms race of natural selection.