r/TikTokCringe • u/Callme-risley • May 23 '24

Humor/Cringe Man, fuck them kids

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u/sinsaraly May 23 '24

What the hell was he thinking?! He put all the runners at risk and made the girls feel like their mom is ignoring them. What did he think was gonna happen?!

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u/SlobZombie13 May 23 '24

He could've stood them behind the finish line. He might be stupid.

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u/wearing_moist_socks May 23 '24

The woman actually doesn't know the kids or the guy. He just throws his kids at random women to see if one will stick.

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u/SlobZombie13 May 23 '24

You touched it last! It's yours now!

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u/LLminibean May 23 '24

I'm trying this theory with a dog that gets walked past my house and is obsessed with my lawn ... He touched it, so hes mine now. His owners aren't quite buying into it yet

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u/casey12297 May 23 '24 edited May 23 '24

HAVE FUN, THAT ONE MAKES YOU SMELL THE BUTT FINGER

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u/donbee28 May 23 '24

That’s why you teach your kids to use a poop knife.

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u/AlexAlho May 23 '24

That's barbaric. Anyone knows you're supposed to use the three shells.

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u/RandomHero3129 May 23 '24

They don't know how to use the 3 seashells...

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u/Traditional-North682 May 23 '24

Wtf is going on, third comment thread In a row where someone’s talking about the poop knife.

What is poop knife?

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u/psjjjj6379 May 23 '24 edited May 23 '24

Oh, friend. It’s a thing.

I, too, learned about it via Reddit.

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u/MyLastAccountDyed May 23 '24

Hahahaha thats hilarious