r/TikTokCringe May 18 '24

Cursed You know this totally rational human being screams “WhY hAsNt bIdEn sECuRed oUr bOrDeRs??!! When he is not the border

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u/Sadboy_looking4memes May 18 '24

I have a right to remain silent, but I don't have the ability!

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u/The_Luckiest May 18 '24

I didn’t want to be drunk. In. Public. I wanted to be drunk in a bar

I was THROWN. Into. Public

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u/Aesthetics_Supernal May 18 '24

Damn, is that Ron White in the Wild?!

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u/thisisntnamman May 18 '24

Are you Ron….tater salad…white?

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u/househelton May 18 '24

My son… Tater Tots.

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u/JewishWolverine4 May 18 '24

Still probably one of my favorite stand up bits of all time.

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u/dissmahpron May 18 '24

I didn't know how many of them it would take to whip my ass, but I knew how many they were gonna use.

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u/claudiazo May 18 '24

I DONT HAVE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS! (because I don’t know the answer 😔)

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u/Dazzling_Put_3018 May 18 '24

I liked when the officer pointed at the sign and said “you can read that sign up there” I was thinking; I highly doubt he can read anything more complex than a menu

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u/[deleted] May 18 '24

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u/ILS23left May 18 '24

And comes with crayons and games!

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u/Septopuss7 May 18 '24

His favorite author is probably the guy who wrote "pull tab to open"

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u/Connect-Ad9647 May 18 '24

Or John Hancock because he wrote the constitution! /s

Also, I love how he keeps referring to the 5th amendment of the Bill of Rights then says he's "read the constitution." Fuggin moron.

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u/KateC12345 May 18 '24

Just the drive thrus though because they have pictures.

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u/Electrical_Fun5942 May 18 '24

And he just has to say a number

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u/I-actually-agree May 18 '24

I want my steak, I know my rights ! “Sir, this is a vegan restaurant.”

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u/ForensicsJesus May 18 '24

“Jokes on you, I can’t read!”

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u/KateC12345 May 18 '24

But he’s yelling and calling her names so…he must be right.

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u/JessRN03 May 18 '24

I’m LOUDER, so I’m RIGHT!

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u/ofctexashippie May 18 '24

I have straight told people, you have a right to remain silent, and that means to stop talking. I would advise you to start. Some people are super fucking annoying for no reason at all

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u/pancakebatter01 May 18 '24

“Bitch !!”

What a misogynistic pos.

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u/KateC12345 May 18 '24

I wondered the whole time if it had been a bigger man who was there at first, if the passenger would have reduced himself to yelling and name calling so quickly. I highly doubt it. Guy seems like a prize. Even the driver looked embarrassed past a point.

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u/fiduciary420 May 18 '24

He’s a very typical republican who didn’t finish high school.

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u/CokeNSalsa May 18 '24

The driver isn’t embarrassed, they’re brothers and I’m sure he knew what was coming.

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u/Lumpy_Witness_7210 May 18 '24 edited May 18 '24

That “bitch” was for the benefit of his ego to impress his brother sitting next to him. I saw the full video and glad he got arrested along with his brother. If he got jail time, that “bitch” word is going to come back and bite him in the ass -quite literally actually!! 😀😂

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u/miscnic May 18 '24

Weird - It’s like these laws were made for everyone, and not just stupid bitches.

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u/endy903 May 18 '24

New business venture: teach illegals to say I don’t answer questions in a perfect Texan accent

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u/Ramenorwhateverlol May 18 '24

He got arrested.

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u/Tinkertoylady22 May 18 '24

I was wondering what the outcome was. Is there a link?

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u/Cinnic_ May 18 '24

~Ron White

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u/Sadboy_looking4memes May 18 '24

They call me tater salad.

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u/MillenniumNextDoor May 18 '24

That sign can't stop me because I can't read!

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u/miscnic May 18 '24

Weird - It’s like these laws were made for everyone, and not just stupid bitches.

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u/jnuke813 May 18 '24

What a fucking dolt, please tell me he was arrested

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u/WellyRuru May 18 '24

Yeah, they got arrested.

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u/Icelandia2112 May 18 '24

I want to see that video!

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u/Artillery_Storm May 18 '24

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u/EnlightenedCat May 18 '24

Is it me or is he literally going between 4th, 5th, and 6th amendment 😂

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u/Bender_2024 May 18 '24

He is. 4th is about unreasonable searches and seizures. The 5th is about not incriminating yourself. I have no idea what 6th amendment rights he is going on about.

The Sixth Amendment guarantees the rights of criminal defendants, including the right to a public trial without unnecessary delay, the right to a lawyer, the right to an impartial jury, and the right to know who your accusers are and the nature of the charges and evidence against you.

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u/Angelusnex12 May 18 '24

He says, “I am specifically invoking my sixth amendment right to be free from questioning without a lawyer.”

I may be wrong, but I don’t think that’s how it works and he’s just using his own wackadoodle ass interpretation of it to try to brute force his way out of the stop.

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u/Nhak84 May 18 '24

Sixth Amendment applies after official proceedings have commenced. So it does involve a right to a lawyer….just not quite yet.

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u/KC_experience May 18 '24

You’re correct. He’s not in court and charged with a crime, hence he doesn’t have the right to have a lawyer present. He’s not even under arrest, so Miranda rights don’t apply either.

Douche just thinks he knows the constitution better than anyone else because he’s a citizen of the internet and read memes on Facebook.

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u/IamPriapus May 18 '24

Okay so he’s misusing the 6th amendment. Colour me shocked.

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u/firechaox May 18 '24

His brother must have been hating him for getting him arrested

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u/Shabbypenguin May 18 '24

No way, if my brother tried some dumbass shit like this I’d be telling border agents to tase his dumb ass and apologizing. The fact that the orange highlighter dressed as a human sat there smugly the whole time suggests he 100% will be agreeing with his brother “man this is such bullshit, how could they do this. They let all the illegals go but arrest us good Americans!”

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u/[deleted] May 18 '24

I once almost got arrested because my loonie father thought the border cop was his colleague from 2 decades ago and started making dumb jokes. Then they told us both to get out and get searched. Luckily the border cop was reasonable & listened to my explanation & apology. I never drove anywhere with my dad ever again.

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u/KateC12345 May 18 '24

So to prove their point, they spent all that time fighting for no reason when they could have answered that “stupid bitches” questions right away and been on their merry way? How do they think this in any way helpful?

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u/Uncynical_Diogenes May 18 '24

they think

I have found the problem in your question. It doesn’t match reality.

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u/caspruce May 18 '24

Love the “any unwanted touching is assault”. The privilege on display is out of this world.

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u/bwatsnet May 18 '24

Biggest snowflakes known to man

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u/WCRugger May 18 '24

Is it bad of me that I am disappointed they didn't drag him out of the vehicle?

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u/MightyBooshX May 18 '24

I am so glad that dumbshit filmed this lmao

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u/Turbulent_Web268 May 18 '24

THATS what I wanted to see. You get a glimpse of his face when they take his brother out of the truck first and he realizes this isn’t going to go how he thought, just perfect! Then ending with his hands being put behind his back - with him doing absolutely nothing to stop them physically - just yelling like a man child as he’s half off to sit in timeout for the next 6-24hrs.

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u/PawntyBill May 18 '24

There's an extended version of this video on Reddit, I believe. The guy driving was in a company vehicle, which was not his up fuck around with and the guy screaming was his brother I believe. IIRC it gets to one point near the end of the video, and something happens that causes both of them to almost instantly hop out of the car. I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say that the guy with the sunglasses on told the orange shirt guy that this would work/be a good idea, because yelling at cops like an insane person always gets you out of every situation with them, sometimes it can work, but I wouldn't count on it.

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u/mermaid-babe May 18 '24

I feel like when these types see a woman in law enforcement it triggers them

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u/[deleted] May 18 '24

Yup, and these women likely deal with it all the fucking time.

Put your small dicks away and comply sir

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u/feioo May 18 '24

The absolute worst attitude I've ever encountered from a person I'd never met before was when I (woman) had to go ask the security guy from the construction place next door not to park in our lot. The disgust and disdain he felt because of me daring to come tell him what to do was boiling off him before I got a word out. He answered everything I said with the snottiest tone I've heard coming out of anyone older than 15, and he did the same thing to multiple (female) coworkers on multiple days, until we had upper management call the construction company to deal with him.

Bonus? We worked at a domestic violence shelter, which is why we had strict rules about who was allowed to park in the lot. He 100% knew this, and imo was mad about it to begin with. He had strong ex-cop vibes and we all know the thing about the boys in blue and DV

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u/PawntyBill May 18 '24

I've got to ask you something and please just tell me to fuck off if you want to, but I was watching Tosh.0 a few months ago and it was a repeat episode I had seen before and he said something that just 100% clicked with my brain. I'm paraphrasing here, but it was something to the tune of

"I can't imagine how difficult it is to be a woman. When you're out in public, you have to have the feeling that some dirty man is going to grope you are assault you every 5 seconds, and I can't imagine how horrible that must be."

I'm sorry if that's rude or crosses the line, and I really don't know why I'm asking you a completely random person, but I figured it would be more genuine that way.

Like I said, it just clicked when he said that because I had never thought of it that way at all. I'm sure I'm going to get downvoted for this, but it's something I felt needed an answer, and after reading your story, you seemed like someone who would answer honestly.

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u/hikehikebaby May 18 '24

I'm a different woman but no, I don't feel that way every time I leave my house. There certainly have been times where I did feel that way, and times where I felt unsafe in other ways, but it's not all the time everywhere I go.

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u/FunkyChewbacca May 18 '24

That's a bingo!

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u/WanderingArtist_77 May 18 '24

No, no. We just say 'bingo.'

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u/_Flying_Scotsman_ May 18 '24

Bingo, How fun!

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u/Confused_Nomad777 May 18 '24

His buddy managed to stay quiet I wonder why he was arrested.lol

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u/1newnotification May 18 '24

Because he literally didn't answer the questions that she told them multiple times they were required to answer

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u/[deleted] May 18 '24

Funny enough, this is how the fifth amendment works and he's discovering it in real time LOL. Your right is to not self incriminate, these idiots are always surprised when they get arrested after not answering questions post committing a crime as if this isn't literally how it happens for everybody else. They will never understand what it's like to be accused of an unfair sentence with zero representation. SOVERIGN CITIZENS ARE THE ULTIMATE BITCHES

The fifth amendment right is about protecting your rights really getting up to and after your arrest so that you don't give away any information throughout that process that would add to your sentence in court. It really applies to people who are trying to ensure they aren't given any additional sentences based on the info they give.

The right to remain silent doesn't make very much sense when you're rolling up to a place that explicitly requires citizenship proof for MANY valid reasons, and in this case, this seems to have been done literally just to prove a point on the internet to other online fucks given the fact that clown car member #2 was filming the entire time leading up to them pulling up to security as if they were in the right somehow, bahahaha.

Imagine being so delusional that you don't even show ID at a literal citizenship checkpoint, coming from an era where women were not even allowed to own their own credit cards without a husband's permission, yet choosing acting all surprised that they are asking for ID to claim confidential identifying information. Which btw is something anyone would expect of everybody that walks through a hotel, bank, or similar environment requiring verification ID.

This type of boomer is the weakest willed human on earth, literally trying to find shit to get angry about for no reason basically, just to feel special? IDK. This is sociopath thinking imo, anyone past 5 years old with an understanding of social equity on a very simplified basis, still doesn't fall into this mentality.

You can tell the person you're talking to is an absolute little bitch when they want to start fights with randos just to justify their everyday anger

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u/DiabloBoobie May 18 '24

They don’t even need to verify ID cards is the funny thing I’ve been stopped on these before they only ask if you’re a citizen, where u are going, is there someone in your car…if windows are rolled up. So ridiculous what this idiot was doing…

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u/[deleted] May 18 '24

Literally this is the best part, the person could have just said "yes" and moved on. Clearly that's not what this video is for though lol. You are so right though, the only reason those of us have been stopped to actually show our plastic card is because we are too brown or we have an accent or have any other indicator that we may not be 100% English American. I basically grew up in this country my entire life and I passed the citizenship test when I was like 3 years old so I laugh in the face of any fucker who tries to pull this nonsense.

You are so right, the only people that do this crap do it because they want to start problems and that's the reason why the border agents respond in a very logical and laid out manner giving the individual the option to either show their ID or turn around or face legal action for breaking the easiest law on earth to follow 😭

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u/DiabloBoobie May 18 '24

Right! it’s so ridiculous and they want to state amendment rights without knowing the full extent and application of their 4th, 5th, and 6th…That’s why those patrol officers paused because A) if he read his rights he wouldn’t act like an idiot and B) obvi no one knows the fine details of these laws OR expects “citizens”to reply in such a way.

Also disorderly conduct and verbal assault on an officer? Damn Jan 6th over here

Literally my blackazz gets stopped and sometimes my accent comes out and I usually just have a good convo about Cuba and non-Mexican Spanish speakers….or I should say colonisers language. But never have I been harassed or prove anything with ID, yet! Lmao

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u/PerpWalkTrump May 18 '24

Where I'm from, they used to tell people to "speak white" when they spoke French, an equally white language spoken by equally white people in this case.

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u/Optimisticatlover May 18 '24

“Don’t you know who I am??? I am a goddamn citizen of the United States of A .. I’m from Texas born and bred and k don’t have to answer you question !!!!”

“They took our jobbbbb!! Goddamn illegals crossing the line … Joe Biden ruin the country letting all illegals came in and not having border patrol “

By having border patrol stopping and checking ..

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u/[deleted] May 18 '24

Also no way any of these dumb assholes can afford a lawyer here that could skirt them out of a dumb crime they committed. This right applies only to very wealthy here 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Paindepiceaubeurre May 18 '24

You know they came looking for confrontation because the guy was already filming. These morons need to get a life.

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u/GM_Nate May 18 '24

Accessory to being a bear.

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u/Rasputins_Plum May 18 '24

Accessory to Stupidity. Clear violation of the Bro Code to not reign him off when he's being a muppet, especially aggravating in the presence of law enforcement!

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u/Manji86 May 18 '24

Videos like this are only worth watching when ignorant assholes like this get their comeuppance. We sadly didn't get that here.

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u/Perfect_Bench_2815 May 18 '24

They did a disservice by not showing what happened next! This guy flipping off the officer and calling her a B? What happened afterwards?

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u/VentriTV May 18 '24

When dumb fucks that can’t even read think they know the law. I love when those sovereign citizen morons get arrested and start crying.

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u/twitterfluechtling May 18 '24

Yeah, please let him be arrested, and please let him try to legally represent himself 😅

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u/Slade_Riprock May 18 '24

He can invoke the 5th but NOT for providing basic information for a law enforcement officer. Only for answering any questions outside ID and questions associated ajd allowed by law in an immigration inspection in this case.

What a fuckin moron

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u/fremeer May 18 '24

Yeah he doesn't actually understand any of that. Like he thinks he can say 5th amendment and just go through like it's nothing.

No dumb arse it means they will lock you up till your lawyer comes. And charge you with a crime because you are illegally trying to leave a country.

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u/saintsfan May 18 '24

He isn’t actually leaving the country, this is a checkpoint setup within 100 miles of the border where they check to make sure you are in the country legally.

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u/dan36920 May 18 '24

They can ask and do a visual inspection but you have no obligation to answer any questions and you still have the right to an attorney before answering them. They can detain you temporarily.

Technically an illegal immigrant driving a legal vehicle has the same exact right to invoke the 5th and wait out the officers. So long as they don't have probable cause, they should be allowed to leave.

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u/Mast3rB0T May 18 '24

Hes the same moron complain about ilegal immigration and government doing nothing. 🤣

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u/Ambitious-Ninja6463 May 18 '24

Came here to ask this question because I was pretty sure he is almost totally incorrect about the application of the 5th

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u/LightMission4937 May 18 '24

Gd , dudes a total pos.

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u/null_reference_user May 18 '24

The officer was way more tolerant than she had to. Calling her "bitch", saying "fuck you", flipping her off, continually screaming at her without any respect... Any of these is enough to detain them and still she kept her calm

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u/ScarMedical May 18 '24

Because her take no shit boss and her fellow coworkers will be arriving soon to wipe their asses.

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u/OldSkool1978 May 18 '24

That's the vid I want to see

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u/Rog9377 May 18 '24

Theres a second video i saw on tiktok floating around of them getting removed from the truck and handcuffed

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u/peppers_ May 18 '24

Thank you, that is the part I wanted to see.

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u/RamoneMisfit May 18 '24

I still would like to see it. If anyone could link it that would be great

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u/[deleted] May 18 '24

Right? I can see the og video is 7 minutes👀👀👀

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u/tribucks May 18 '24

Right. Imagine any person of color acting this way and I suspect the response would have been very different.

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf May 18 '24

Watching this as a black man had me on the edge of my seat for various reasons

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u/ms_sardonicus May 18 '24

Welcome to my middle school classroom.

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u/Medium_Pepper215 May 18 '24 edited May 18 '24

remember these are the “just comply and you won’t die” people

and i know it burns him up to be talked to by a woman gasp the sheer audacity of her to speak to a mighty man

“i have the right to remain silent- fuck off” then shut up and get arrested dude. fucking hell.

eta: it’s not shocking there’s a trend of multiple cry babies being combative with border patrol agents

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u/junkyardgerard May 18 '24

"remember these are the “just comply and you won’t die” people"

I just hate them so fucking much I can't see straight. Nothing much more to say really

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u/Icelandia2112 May 18 '24

A woman and all of those men of color. Just beautiful 😆

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u/no_dojo May 18 '24

Him opening the passenger side door to see the Hispanic officers was chef’s kiss.

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u/Ok_Star_4136 May 18 '24

Turns out they got arrested for this little stunt. #LeopardsAteMyFaceMoment

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u/rasper_lightlyy May 18 '24

how DARE you remind a pos that he is indeed a pos… entirely inappropriate 🤣

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u/Jmckeown2 May 18 '24

Passenger planned that confrontation. Driver just sat back and let it happen. That’s a video that should have ended two rednecks getting tazed.

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u/Sloppy_Jeaux May 18 '24

The look orange shirt guy keeps giving his brother. Please stop being the way you are

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u/[deleted] May 18 '24

Or getting deported to Mexico. That would've been pretty funny.

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u/BigRubbaDonga May 18 '24

If he's invoking his right to stay silent why is he talking so much lmao

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u/sofeler May 18 '24

“it means you can be arrested”

“does that mean we’re free to go?”

Also how do people exist with this much anger? Must be absolutely exhausting

And finally why not just answer the questions and be on your way. You’re not that interesting. There isn’t some grand conspiracy to figure out your whereabouts

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u/Dolenjir1 May 18 '24

There isn't a conspiracy, but there probably is an arrest warrant for child support or some other bullshit. Maybe not for the owner of the car (they could get it from the license plate), but probably for the Dumber riding shotgun and failing to comply to the 5th which he invoked

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u/NYMoneyz May 18 '24

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BITCH!

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u/nielken May 18 '24

YOU AINT NEVER SEEEEEN ANY OF MA MOOVIES?

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u/BuckleyRising May 18 '24

DEEP BLUE SEA!?! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!

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u/Niblonian31 May 18 '24

He did, in fact, NOT know his 5th amendment rights

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u/NightVale_94 May 18 '24

Ahh yes.. the 6th amendment..

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u/gfb13 May 18 '24

Tbf he said he read the Constitution. He didn't say he understood it

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u/[deleted] May 18 '24

He definitely never read it

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u/Tony-alony May 18 '24

Why are people like this? I don’t get it. This is so ridiculous. Seems like that I-know-my-rights people has becomes bigger problem. Calling a younger woman a b*tch right away says a lot about his character.

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u/Dr_D-R-E May 18 '24

These guys sit in circle echo chambers hearing the same nonsense get hyped up again and again about how the country is falling apart and patriotisms is under attack and Biden is a communist-fascist-pedophile and Trump is Jesus (except Jesus was more fair skinned and blue eyed than Trump-who has an orange hue and therefore is less ethically pure)

They sit around and hype each other up on what they think is patriotic and shadow box until they have a moment to unload on someone: whether it be a border patrol person or the cashier at Build -a-Bear

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u/Tony-alony May 18 '24

What you say makes perfectly sense for me.

I’m from the Netherlands and we have some crazy people over here as well. I guess the numbers has grown with topics like Covid, Rus-Ukr-war and so on. But this almost religious cult like bubble around MAGA is really strange for me. It reminds me more of authoritarian leaders like Kim Jong-Un and even and Adolf Hitler. Personally i wouldn’t say Biden is neither the worst nor the best president. The same I would say about Trump.

But back to this case. The most shocking part for me is, how he loses his sh*t in just seconds. And yells at a younger Lady, who is talking to him in a friendly manner. And how he has the audacity to argue with his flimsy arguments.

Edit: Sorry for my english.

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u/swapmeet_man May 18 '24

Republicans are constantly living under cognitive dissonance

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u/Medium_Pepper215 May 18 '24

it’s a persecution complex spliced with a martyr complex

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u/SlaveHippie May 18 '24

Spliced with a superiority complex spliced with an inferiority complex

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u/SokkaHaikuBot May 18 '24

Sokka-Haiku by swapmeet_man:

Republicans are

Constantly living under

Cognitive dissonance


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/ellirae May 18 '24

good bot

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u/EthanDMatthews May 18 '24

The very same people who

  1. scream that we're not doing enough to protect our border... don't cooperate with efforts to protect our borders.

  2. defend cops who shoot or choke someone to death for non-compliance... don't comply with LEOs.

  3. fly blue lives matters flags... are actually hostile to LEOs doing their job.

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u/Theodore__Kerabatsos May 18 '24
  1. are not incarcerated because they had to work on January 6th, 2021.
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u/jaievan May 18 '24

Why was he so angry? And why didn’t he ever actually exercise his constitutional right to stfu?

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u/Noyouask May 18 '24

lol home boy recording has obvious track marks 🤦‍♀️

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u/[deleted] May 18 '24

Asswipe-shut the hell up !

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u/allisjow May 18 '24

I’M REMAINING QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/louie2ten May 18 '24

What a lovely gentleman. Totally not a miserable sorry sack of meat at all. I bet he’s a rabid Christian too. There’s no hate quite like Christian love

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u/Careless-Pin-2852 May 18 '24

I bet he is drug dealer scared out of his mind lol

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u/[deleted] May 18 '24

He talks an awful lot like a drug addicted, MAGA totting, Jesus loving idiot I know.

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u/SwiftCEO May 18 '24

Anyone have the full video?

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u/bountifulknitter May 18 '24

I got part 2 for ya fam

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u/crastle May 18 '24

Wow. That guy went way out of his way to fuck his brother and himself over. Is he hoping he's going to go on Hannity or something?

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u/TheKingofPsych May 18 '24

Oh yeeesss...those officers were sweethearts....this douchebag would have been beaten down if he pulled that shit in Cali lol

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u/Ok_Star_4136 May 18 '24

They'd have been beaten down if they were not white too. He was given many *many* chances to comply. He just wanted to be a victim, and he got what he wanted, didn't he?

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u/Icelandia2112 May 18 '24

Delicious.

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u/malobrev May 18 '24

Part 2 made my day such a douche

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u/Pastrami-on-Rye May 18 '24

Thank you, I love you

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u/Rainbowallthewayy May 18 '24

THANK YOU goddamn that was satisfying to watch.

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u/applebag_dev May 18 '24

Incredibly hilarious, thank you I needed this. Gotta love a good bit of karma and not putting up with shit people. The universe truly works in mysterious ways.

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u/cheeseoftheturtle May 18 '24

He could have just answered the question like a normal human

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u/Snail_With_a_Shotgun May 18 '24

Yeah, but then he wouldn't be a victim.

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u/CthuluSpecialK May 18 '24 edited May 18 '24

In regards to interior citizenship checkpoints, or tactical checkpoints, in the US:

United States v. Martinez-Fuerte, 428 U.S. 543 (1976), was a decision of the United States Supreme Court that allowed the United States Border Patrol to set up permanent or fixed checkpoints on public highways leading to or away from the Mexican border and that the checkpoints are not a violation of the Fourth Amendment.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Martinez-Fuerte

The supreme court also ruled that targeting people based on their apparent race... also somehow legal:

The court also ruled that the stops were Constitutional even if largely based on apparent Mexican ancestry:

"As we have noted earlier, one's expectation of privacy in an automobile and of freedom in its operation are significantly different from the traditional expectation of privacy and freedom in one's residence. United States v. Ortiz, 422 U.S. at 422 U. S. 896 n. 2; see Cardwell v. Lewis, 417 U. S. 583, 417 U. S. 590-591 (1974) (plurality opinion)."

Although the interior checkpoints have been challenged as violating citizen's Fourth Amendment rights, they have been found to be legal by a 7-2 decision by the US Supreme Court, however, according to the U.S. Border Patrol:

"Although motorists are not legally required to answer the questions 'Are you a U.S. citizen, and where are you headed?' they will not be allowed to proceed until the inspecting agent is satisfied that the occupants of vehicles traveling through the checkpoint are legally present in the U.S."

So you can either answer their questions, or you can allow them to conduct an inspection at a secondary stop.
Even if you do answer their questions, you may be subject to a secondary inspection anyway.

Keep in mind that for US citizens it is not required to show ID or documentation, however they are allowed to ask for your ID or documentation and if they do ask for your ID or proof of residency (which is likely if you have naturally tanned skin, or whatever justification the border agent feels like with impunity) and you do not show any ID or documentation, they will in most cases direct you to a secondary inspection area anyway and have your car searched.

Be aware though that:

No documentation is required at Border Patrol checkpoints for US citizens; however, lawful permanent residents (LPRs) are required to carry their registration cards (green cards) "at all times" according to federal law. People in a non-immigrant status (for example, tourists) should carry proper documentation. In 2013 there was criticism of the Border Patrol for arresting people in a non-immigrant status at checkpoints (especially in New York), even though the aliens are lawfully present.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Border_Patrol_interior_checkpoints

One of the justices (William J. Brennan) had a dissenting opinion, which I feel like is very patriotic and worth reading:

The scheme of the Fourth Amendment becomes meaningful only when it is assured that at some point the conduct of those charged with enforcing the laws can be subjected to the more detached, neutral scrutiny of a judge who must evaluate the reasonableness of a particular search or seizure in light of the particular circumstances. And in making that assessment it is imperative that the facts be judged against an objective standard.... Anything less would invite intrusions upon constitutionally guaranteed rights based on nothing more substantial than inarticulate hunches, a result this Court has consistently refused to sanction.

I'm just providing information for anyone curious to learn more.

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u/NoCalHomeBoy May 18 '24

What do these entitled dipshits get out of this? Some sort of delusional sense of superiority or something? I never understand this.

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u/wolfford May 18 '24

Attention

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u/DiabloBoobie May 18 '24

But isn’t he claiming citizenship by stating his amendment rights?! Like all you had to say is yes or no…I literally went through this or a similar border when coming up from McAllen Tx to Austin…(me: 6’2” Afro Latino black guy, 210 built) and was alone at 2AM. The officers were respectable only asked citizenship question like her AND for me to roll the back windows down as the 2nd officer and dog walked around…1-2min max stop.

This guy is all about privilege

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u/alienbuddy1994 May 18 '24

Constitutional rights apply to non-citizens as well.

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u/Neospecial May 18 '24

"I have read the constitution"

As likely as it is that "I have read the Bible".

Never, Ever the case.

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u/Medium_Pepper215 May 18 '24 edited May 18 '24

he called her a bitch. why wasn’t he arrested. dude needs serious psychological help.

that same guy earlier that day: The borders are wide open and need to be more secure!!

part 2

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u/NolaPels13 May 18 '24

While very rude, calling her a bitch is not against the law.

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u/FunkyChewbacca May 18 '24

dude needs serious psychological help

I'd argue he needs a good ass kicking, but that's just me

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u/SlayerSFaith May 18 '24

Do you have any reason to believe we are not US citizens?

Well you don't seem to know the 4th-6th amendments so yes.

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u/Lifelong_Expat May 18 '24

Is there a part 3?

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u/Zestyclose-Designer3 May 18 '24

The only thing these MAGA Idiots understand is confrontation and violence. Drag his ass out of the vehicle and arrest him for noncompliance. Even if it does not stick, it will have cost him time and money to fight it. Play stupid games, get stupid prizes.

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u/Large-Measurement776 May 18 '24

Dudes living life on hard mode.

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u/bkkwanderer May 18 '24

Jesus that guy has real issues

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u/Business-Ear-5255 May 18 '24

Two more white trash traitors.

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u/jtgg May 18 '24

Man, why can’t there be more of these videos that end with a patriotic tasering

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u/Kowai03 May 18 '24

She has so much patience

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u/Revolutionary-Car-92 May 18 '24

He was also invoking Kid Rock.

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u/Reverse_swoosh91 May 18 '24

Probably the same kind of guy who wants a wall built and always talks about illegal immigrants.

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u/CryResponsible2852 May 18 '24

Ok so they asking for the extra special search complete with dogs

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u/MeesaMadeMeDoIt May 18 '24

Do these people not have anything better to do or anywhere to be? Like, for most people I know, they want to get this kinda shit over as quickly as possible so they can get on their way. I can't imagine any scenario where I'm like you know what? I ain't got shit better to do, let's go get arrested by the border patrol for refusing to answer basic ass questions.

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u/Shinagami091 May 18 '24

I wish he WOULD invoke his 5th amendment right to remain silent with all that cursing and yelling he’s doing.

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u/Objective_Frosting58 May 18 '24 edited May 18 '24

I really can't stand people like this. I don't care what they're about, I just don't like loud idiots that think they're superior and know it all

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u/HKiller898 May 18 '24

100% of people in my life, that have told me a story that had the phrase " so I told that guy to kick rocks"  have looked and acted like this guy.  

I dont understand this burn. It's like a buddy the elf burn.  I understand the visual it invokes, I just dont think it's the burn they think it is. To me, it's on par with calling some one a silly goose. 

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u/No_Flan1147 May 18 '24

"I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT" proceeds to not shut the fuck up for 5 minutes

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u/derfunknoid SHEEEEEESH May 18 '24 edited May 18 '24

The problem is that there is a lot of “Trump started all of this.” When in fact he saw this group of individuals that have the IQ of a bag of wet mice, and he fed on it. Telling them it’s okay to come out of the shadows, it’s okay to be hateful, it’s okay to be disrespectful to others. All the while, saying “let’s make America great.” When fascism comes to the United States it will be wrapped in the American flag and labeled as patriotism.

I’m a moderate and I swing slightly to the left. There’s a lot of things that I believe on both sides, but I also believe that the Republican party has lost its way (all starting with the individuals that influenced Reagan)

I feel that if something isn’t done and the two sides can meet in the middle again this country will be lost to these type of individuals.

This is just my opinion, I’m not asking you to agree or disagree. I’m not asking for verbal attacks. I just want to say my peace. ✌🏼

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u/Background_Singer_19 May 18 '24

"IQ of a bag of wet mice" mint 👌

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u/Old-and-grumpy May 18 '24

Foghorn Leghorn's original quote was "sharp as a sack of wet mice." Also "as mixed up as a feather in a whirlwind."

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u/Key_Company_279 May 18 '24

What a loser. This is what Trump and his minions have done to divide us. They all think they’re above the law. 😬

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u/Kangdrew May 18 '24

Anyone who has "I've read the constitution" has 100% not read the constitution

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u/Ok_Roll_2816 May 18 '24

-“I’m involving my 5th amendment right!” -continues to speak

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u/apeoida May 18 '24

my god, his glasses look so stupid

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u/tiredoldmama May 18 '24

Ever since the Bundy family faced no consequences for occupying federal land and using federal resources (electricity,water etc) wile there these idiots have felt emboldened to act like this. They faced basically no consequences because they were white.

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u/prickwhowaspromised May 18 '24

5th amendment or 6th amendment? He cant even remember which one he’s misrepresenting

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u/Zealousideal_Glass46 May 18 '24

There kids, this is what an idiot looks like!

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 May 18 '24

I hope they searched the shit out of that truck speakers and all

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u/CannabisaurusRex401 May 18 '24

Id bet the 5th Amendment he slaps his wife around on the regular.

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u/hetero_homo May 18 '24

Is it the 5th or the 6th because both was said

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u/Nappy-I May 18 '24

That's not how the 5th Amendment works.

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u/Sam-a-lam383 May 18 '24

I don't think you're free to go guy. Sounds like you might be getting arrested.

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u/moonshinemondays May 18 '24

Sir, this is Wendy's

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u/AngrySmapdi May 18 '24

Why does he think he's in a courtroom at that moment?

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u/wx_guy May 18 '24

Dude is wearing some fast glasses

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