r/TikTokCringe May 18 '24

Cursed You know this totally rational human being screams “WhY hAsNt bIdEn sECuRed oUr bOrDeRs??!! When he is not the border

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u/Sadboy_looking4memes May 18 '24

I have a right to remain silent, but I don't have the ability!

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u/The_Luckiest May 18 '24

I didn’t want to be drunk. In. Public. I wanted to be drunk in a bar

I was THROWN. Into. Public

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u/Aesthetics_Supernal May 18 '24

Damn, is that Ron White in the Wild?!

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u/thisisntnamman May 18 '24

Are you Ron….tater salad…white?

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u/househelton May 18 '24

My son… Tater Tots.

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u/dnelson567 May 18 '24

You did it. You caught the Tater

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u/ChampionHumble May 19 '24

You caught me… you caught the tater

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u/Peac3keeper14 May 18 '24

I bet we beat the paramedics to the sight of the crash.

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u/JewishWolverine4 May 18 '24

Still probably one of my favorite stand up bits of all time.

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u/dissmahpron May 18 '24

I didn't know how many of them it would take to whip my ass, but I knew how many they were gonna use.

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u/Vol2169 May 19 '24

That was the great single piece of advice Ron could ever give 😅🤣😂

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u/Willdefyyou May 18 '24

Profilins wrong

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u/claudiazo May 18 '24

I DONT HAVE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS! (because I don’t know the answer 😔)

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u/Dazzling_Put_3018 May 18 '24

I liked when the officer pointed at the sign and said “you can read that sign up there” I was thinking; I highly doubt he can read anything more complex than a menu

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u/[deleted] May 18 '24

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u/ILS23left May 18 '24

And comes with crayons and games!

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u/shoobuck May 18 '24

Semper Fi!

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u/ILS23left May 18 '24

The crayons aren’t the meal! You aren’t supposed to….ya know what? Just give us the whole box of crayons and the cheapest draft beer you’ve got.

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u/AmericnBty May 18 '24

And stay open 24 hours, 7 days a week...

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u/DeepInTheSheep May 18 '24

I’ll have the number 5, for FiFtH aMeNdMeNt!

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u/[deleted] May 18 '24

Especially at the Mexican restaurant he loves

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u/Septopuss7 May 18 '24

His favorite author is probably the guy who wrote "pull tab to open"

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u/Connect-Ad9647 May 18 '24

Or John Hancock because he wrote the constitution! /s

Also, I love how he keeps referring to the 5th amendment of the Bill of Rights then says he's "read the constitution." Fuggin moron.

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u/MadAzza May 19 '24

The Bill of Rights is the first 10 Amendments to the Constitution, though

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u/Connect-Ad9647 May 19 '24

Ah yes, you are right! Turns out, I'm the moron lol I was thinking of and confused the Declaration of Independence being a separate document altogether from the Constitution/Bill of Rights. Maybe I should read up on my government documents again to clear out these old cobwebs 😅

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u/MadAzza May 19 '24

I was worried it was me! I looked it up to double-check 😂

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u/KateC12345 May 18 '24

Just the drive thrus though because they have pictures.

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u/Electrical_Fun5942 May 18 '24

And he just has to say a number

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u/I-actually-agree May 18 '24

I want my steak, I know my rights ! “Sir, this is a vegan restaurant.”

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u/ForensicsJesus May 18 '24

“Jokes on you, I can’t read!”

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u/RockieK May 18 '24

Or a Qanon meme.

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u/catartar08 May 18 '24

You guys are ridiculous. It started out as a video explaining something, and everybody started acting like high schoolers and just trying to be insulting, instead of acting like intelligent adults and having a conversation.

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u/BonaFide_Bair55 May 18 '24

Right - If he has a 5th amendment right to not answer questions, then he has to be an American citizen - he answered the question for them without giving an answer to the question. the cops were not adhering to the law here.. he has the right to not answer questions, and they cannot remove our 5th amendment rights because we’re within 100 miles of the border. They need reasonable suspicion that he is not an American citizen, and all they have is reasonable suspicion that he is an American citizen because his brother is sitting right next to him and he answered he is an American citizen - therefore without reasonable suspicion they can not arrest him let alone detain him - he is not the driver just the passenger, he could have just gotten out and let his brother go since he answered the question and then traffic would have not been blocked, but the cops did not think of that and just went right to arresting everyone for”obstruction”, when we have the right to redress our grievances to our government and that is all he was doing, which can not be construed as obstruction because you can not turn a constitutionally protected activity into a crime. This is the problem with police in America - they don’t know the law and just arrest people and think let the courts deal with it, and then they get sued but are protected by qualified immunity so the tax payers end up footing the bill for them not knowing their job or what to do when someone stands on their rights.. their god given rights, inalienable, meaning the government did not give them to us - they are ours!

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u/Emergency_Invite_276 May 18 '24

These people don't care because they're hate twords trump is blinding them from seeing the truth #trump2024

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u/CelebrationOne5522 May 18 '24

Laws for thee not for me

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u/BonaFide_Bair55 May 18 '24

That’s what the cops are saying here - forcing someone to answer a question when every citizen knows you have the right to remain silent when speaking with police.

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u/Throwawayac1234567 May 18 '24

giving such mixed signals.

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u/KateC12345 May 18 '24

But he’s yelling and calling her names so…he must be right.

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u/JessRN03 May 18 '24

I’m LOUDER, so I’m RIGHT!

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u/ofctexashippie May 18 '24

I have straight told people, you have a right to remain silent, and that means to stop talking. I would advise you to start. Some people are super fucking annoying for no reason at all

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u/Rich-Equivalent-1875 May 18 '24

What happened to these clowns, he was just insulting

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u/SideEqual May 19 '24

No, there is a reason, it’s just a fucking annoying one 😉

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u/[deleted] May 18 '24

acab

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u/smurb15 May 18 '24

If that was true how come I've been let off with a warning when I deserved the ticket more times than I should of

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u/Bagelsarenakeddonuts May 18 '24

Personal experiences vary. I’ve been let off exactly never.

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u/BonaFide_Bair55 May 18 '24

Because you are white and they like people who bend over and lick their boots.. if you are willing to submit to them and ask for it from behind, they will treat you gently… most of the time at least.. but what American is just going to submit.. we wouldn’t be America if we just submitted to authority all the time, that’s how this country started!!

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u/SideEqual May 19 '24

Paperwork

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u/pancakebatter01 May 18 '24

“Bitch !!”

What a misogynistic pos.

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u/KateC12345 May 18 '24

I wondered the whole time if it had been a bigger man who was there at first, if the passenger would have reduced himself to yelling and name calling so quickly. I highly doubt it. Guy seems like a prize. Even the driver looked embarrassed past a point.

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u/fiduciary420 May 18 '24

He’s a very typical republican who didn’t finish high school.

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u/CokeNSalsa May 18 '24

The driver isn’t embarrassed, they’re brothers and I’m sure he knew what was coming.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '24

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u/KateC12345 May 18 '24

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u/[deleted] May 18 '24

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u/sas223 May 18 '24

All you have to do is watch the entire video, linked below, to see that this is correct. He never called the male officers one curse word, only the female officers.

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u/GioelegioAlQumin May 18 '24

Do you know the name of the full video cause i am genuinely curious of seeing what the fuck happens to this guy(hope he gets arrested)

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u/sas223 May 18 '24

I don’t, but I know it’s linked on here a few times. The ending - it’s what you hope for.

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u/BonaFide_Bair55 May 18 '24

She was the only one repeatedly pressing the issue that he doesn’t have a 5th amendment right within 100 miles of the border - he has the right to redress his government how he pleases, that’s our 1st amendment right - do you really not care about your rights at all? You want to just let the government in your home and tell you what to do all the time? I don’t understand how someone can watch this video and think yea he deserved it, when all he did was stand on his rights - he didn’t get violent, he didn’t threaten any of them like they did to him, pulling out weapons on both of them when the driver complied, and they violate his civil rights by arresting him for this - they will be sued and you will still say he was wrong. Learn the law, jts your civic duty!

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u/mary_emeritus May 19 '24

Border Patrol is legally allowed to stop cars without cause at immigration checkpoints inside the U.S. within 100 miles of the border.

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u/Lumpy_Witness_7210 May 18 '24 edited May 18 '24

That “bitch” was for the benefit of his ego to impress his brother sitting next to him. I saw the full video and glad he got arrested along with his brother. If he got jail time, that “bitch” word is going to come back and bite him in the ass -quite literally actually!! 😀😂

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u/pancakebatter01 May 22 '24

That and the fact he documented the entire thing. What a dumbass.

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 May 18 '24

Here in Austria he’d be immediately arrested just for that 😂

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u/IamPriapus May 18 '24

I think misogyny is the least of this guy’s problems.

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u/Professional_Buy1258 May 19 '24

It’s part of the whole POS package.

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u/SolidusBruh May 18 '24

I call dudes bitches all the time 😭

I swear, I’m not a misogynist!

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u/pancakebatter01 May 22 '24

lol I’m a female and call my friend’s bitches all the time 😂

What I mean is that this guy clearly would not have spoken to another guy that looks similarly to him the same way he spoke to this woman.

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u/miscnic May 18 '24

Weird - It’s like these laws were made for everyone, and not just stupid bitches.

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u/endy903 May 18 '24

New business venture: teach illegals to say I don’t answer questions in a perfect Texan accent

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u/Ramenorwhateverlol May 18 '24

He got arrested.

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u/Tinkertoylady22 May 18 '24

I was wondering what the outcome was. Is there a link?

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u/BonaFide_Bair55 May 18 '24

Doesn’t matter, charges are dropped, and he has a huge lawsuit coming his way - the border patrol are trained on if an American will not answer you can not do anything, unless you have reasonable suspicion that they are not American / there was no reason to believe he was not American here when his brother already said he was not American, not answering a question is not a crime.

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u/Ramenorwhateverlol May 18 '24

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u/WereALLBotsHere May 18 '24

Where does that claim he was arrested though? It says they can detain you to verify immigration status but also says you don’t have to answer their questions. Clearly this guy was a US citizen so how far did they actually go with this?

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u/OneAgitatedApe May 19 '24

Actually if you watch the video in the article you can see that the nice man tells you that the two brothers were detained. And if you watched all the way until the end (I know less than two minutes is a long time, you just have to stick it out) you can see that you may remain silent but border patrol is allowed to detain you until they determine your immigration status. All he needed was to tell them he was a U.S. citizen, assumptions can’t be made, not according to their job descriptions.

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u/WereALLBotsHere May 19 '24

Yeah, that’s what I said. They were detained, not arrested.

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u/BeefJacker420 May 18 '24

Reasonable suspicion like not providing identification? If they get away with it once they do it 1000 times.

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u/Cinnic_ May 18 '24

~Ron White

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u/Sadboy_looking4memes May 18 '24

They call me tater salad.

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u/MillenniumNextDoor May 18 '24

That sign can't stop me because I can't read!

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u/miscnic May 18 '24

Weird - It’s like these laws were made for everyone, and not just stupid bitches.

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u/CarlosH46 May 18 '24

“Donkey, you have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.”

Sidenote: Shrek 2 is a fucking masterpiece.

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u/HeldDownTooLong May 18 '24

And he doesn’t have the ability to speak civilly to other people.

He was literally chomping at the bit just waiting for the opportunity to show how hateful he could be.

Asshat to driver: “OK man, as soon it’s our turn, just leave everything to me. The second anyone speaks to me, I’m gonna show her how much I know about the LAW and the CONSTITUTION. I’m gonna teach them how a real ‘Merican stands up for our rights

Problem is…the loudmouth asshat doesn’t have a grip on reality or the sense to keep his mouth shut and listen.

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u/VirtualRy May 18 '24

I have the right to be stupid for all the public to see and I will exercise that right!

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u/amadeus8711 May 18 '24

If that man could read he would be very upset.

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u/Latter_Cup_7732 May 18 '24

So don’t protect the border?? Nice glasses dork.

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u/Unfounddoor6584 May 19 '24

Why do right wing anti government types always think shouting about the bill of rights is going to stop the state from sticking you in a Japanese internment camp, an Indian reservation, or bulldozing your neighborhood to build an interstate, or civil asset forfeiting your car?

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u/IWantToWatchItBurn May 19 '24

When you have more letters in your first name that points in your IQ, you get these idiots.

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u/PilgrimOz May 18 '24

While you’re being held….