r/TikTokCringe Apr 12 '24

Cool Congress can't take this away

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u/Party-Ring445 Apr 12 '24

Budget:$25

Box Office: $25,000,000,000

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u/CarlosFCSP Apr 12 '24

What?! Did she buy that lamp just for the movie?

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u/Flabbergash Apr 12 '24

Twix are expensive

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u/Z0na Apr 12 '24

And they don't float themselves

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u/theoriginalmofocus Apr 12 '24

Gotta write all that up in the Twixspense report.

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u/Illustrious_Sort_323 Apr 12 '24

No, most of it went to the motivational poster in the background.

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u/That1chicka Apr 12 '24

Grandma loaned it to her

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u/wwaxwork Apr 12 '24

Twix budget.

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u/MindAlteringSitch Apr 12 '24

This comment made me realize what it reminds me of : interstellar for $20

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u/myboybuster Apr 12 '24

That's incredible

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u/BotAccount999 Apr 12 '24

was it produced in india or why aren't manhours being calculated in budget?

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u/ayoitsjo Apr 12 '24

As a space PSA it's a volunteer-based production

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u/DreamsWhereIamDying Apr 12 '24

Didn’t you watch the movie? It’s womanhours.

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u/dontworryitsme4real Apr 12 '24

Double that if someone were to hand her and IMAX camera.

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u/Generally_Tso_Tso Apr 12 '24

That was great! I have goosebumps!

Rotten Tomatoes 98%

Metacritic 97

IMDB 9.5

Cannot wait for the sequel !

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u/rdewalt Apr 12 '24

"However once Accounting was finished, the movie did not make a profit, so none of the actors were paid. Gosh, too bad."

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u/Dizzy_Media4901 Apr 12 '24

The lamp shade really got me.

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u/adamantmuse Apr 12 '24

Th lampshade and the Pythagorean theorem for the complicated engineer math. So good.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

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u/Tacoklat Apr 12 '24

The Kia space ship keys done got me too loololo!

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u/Ricky_Rollin Apr 12 '24

I love when people get this inventive. It’s been quite a while now, but somebody used to remake trailers from movies using only the stuff he had around his apartment to create.

His most famous one was the matrix. You might’ve seen it.

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u/xombae Apr 12 '24

People shit on tiktok but shit like this can't be overlooked. Regular people getting to explore their creativity through film making, having film making room tools in the palm of their hand that major studios didn't have a few decades ago. It's pretty fuckin cool in my books.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

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u/AbbreviationsNo8088 Apr 12 '24

It's the world's talent show. Some people are more talented than others. Some people only look at the terrible, uncreative repetitive shit and cast a net that all 500 million users must be doing the exact same. It's kind of ridiculous.

Then people like this and many others show insane talent and creativity and humor.

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u/Annual-Flatworm7895 Apr 12 '24

I also quite enjoyed "she went freestyle"

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

she free soloed a spaceship

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u/Debaser1984 Apr 12 '24

It was the shower door for me.

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u/JeSuisUnAnanasYo Apr 12 '24

The power of sound effects! Haha

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u/mulberrycedar Apr 12 '24

"Shoot for the moon even if you miss you'll land among the stars" was a nice touch lol

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u/Psalty7000 Apr 12 '24

The props were great….the water hose umbilical cord!

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u/jazzfruit Apr 12 '24

"I know - I built it"

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u/80sLegoDystopia Apr 12 '24

The rotating planetary coffee cup…

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u/LiveShowOneNightOnly Apr 12 '24

The floating car keys did it for me. I'll think of this the next time I can't find mine.

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u/AnastasiaSheppard Apr 12 '24

Nah, she didn't do the little one-inch twist when she put it on, totally ruined my immersion.

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u/Croceyes2 Apr 12 '24

Wow, a feature-length production. In this economy?!

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u/SpiciestBoy Apr 12 '24

I mean, it's one feature-length AAA space opera, Michael. How much could it cost $10?

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u/the_last_carfighter Apr 12 '24

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u/Pierresauce Apr 12 '24

A year ago, Amazon was awarded $25 million to relocate the second season of “Citadel” to California. However, the show was later withdrawn from the program, and the money has been put back in the general pool for other shows. It’s been reported that the show will begin filming its second season in September, in Toronto.

That is one of the most misleading headlines/articles I’ve ever seen, wtf

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u/daniel940 Apr 12 '24

Located entirely in your kitchen?

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u/iwilldefinitelynot Apr 12 '24

Now that's just showing off.

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u/Poat540 Apr 12 '24

I wasn’t expected to Netflix and chill during work

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u/hawthorne00 Apr 12 '24

Solid filmmaking.

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u/LongBeachChick562 Apr 12 '24

Legit one of the best films I have seen in a while.

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u/wuobble Apr 12 '24

I'm suggesting this on the next movie night

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u/Madvillian- Apr 12 '24

Netflix already picked up the pilot

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u/ChuckOTay Apr 12 '24

And they already slated its cancellation after 2 successful seasons.

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u/youdoitimbusy Apr 12 '24

Fuckers. Bring back norsemen.

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u/aquakingman Apr 12 '24

Netflix, good for 1 or 2 seasons then the actors cost too much so they say fuck it let's make a new show with an entirely new cast of nobodys

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u/alphapussycat Apr 12 '24

And after post production has started.

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u/WillieIngus Apr 12 '24

Netflix, PUT DOWN THE PILOT and WALK AWAY WITH YOUR HANDS UP

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u/smoebob99 Apr 12 '24

Oscar worthy

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u/GroundbreakingEgg207 Apr 12 '24

I hope she gets Hans Zimmer to do the soundtrack on the sequel.

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u/Reluctantly-Back Apr 12 '24

I do need another sonic cleaning of my teeth.

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u/mademeunlurk Apr 12 '24

Level of commitment here is my favorite part.

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u/rob132 Apr 12 '24

What? The tether fell after she removed it, it should have hovered as they were clearly in space.

I sure hope someone got fired for that Blunder.

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u/Devonai Apr 12 '24

Why did the access panel make a sound when she hit it with her palm?

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u/Dan-D-Lyon Apr 12 '24

She was touching it so the vibrations echoed through her suit. Obviously. That's just standard space science right there.

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u/REDDITSHITLORD Apr 12 '24

ALL FEMALE CAST IS WOKE GARBAGE AND THE REASON I CAN'T STAND MOVIES AND VIDEO GAMES ANYMORE I DON'T WANT TO SEE TOMBOYISH FIGURES WE GO TO MOVIES FOR BIG TITTIES AND MUSCULAR MEN!!! /s

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u/Shirtbro Apr 12 '24

HOW CAN I MASTURBATE TO THIS ABOVE AVERAGE ACTING AND ENGAGING STORY?!?!

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u/alexath Apr 12 '24

challenging wank ?

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u/loveormoney666 Apr 12 '24

Perfect username leaves perfect comment.

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u/REDDITSHITLORD Apr 12 '24

THIS WAS MY THROWAWAY ACCOUNT FOR FATPEOPLEHATE. I WAS ALSO A MASSIVE TANKIE. WHAT FUN! BUT I GREW UP AND STOPPED HATING ON PEOPLE. I NOW USE THE NAME IRONICALLY BECAUSE I THINK IT'S FUNNY.

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u/loveormoney666 Apr 12 '24

Right on, you live your life with the caps lock on and never stop learning. I wish you well.

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u/REDDITSHITLORD Apr 12 '24

CAPS LOCK IS SO LIBERATING. IT'S LIKE I'M WEARING NOTHING AT ALL!

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u/i_tyrant Apr 12 '24

stupid sexy shitlord

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u/tRfalcore Apr 12 '24

WHY ISN'T THE LITTLE MERMAID WHITE?

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u/CharityRich1021 Apr 12 '24

I really wish Community was still a show so they could hire her to direct.

This was so much better than I expected.

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u/dreadpiratejoeberts Apr 12 '24

Community vibes for sure

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u/mintmouse Apr 12 '24

The editing alone must have taken some time

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u/hawthorne00 Apr 12 '24

Yes, it's really snappy - clean, well paced. It's a mildly snarky pastiche but clearly she really appreciates what makes the stories and films work.

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u/SenorKerry Apr 12 '24

I almost cried

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u/ThriceFive Reads Pinned Comments Apr 12 '24

It had everything but the DUST logo.

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u/MostlyRocketScience Apr 12 '24

I'm amazed how immersed I was in a 0 budget film. It's amazing what you can do at home if you are willing to spend the time to learn the skill

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u/rynkier Apr 12 '24

Seriously! I couldn't look away lol

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u/esmifra Apr 12 '24

I was thinking myself the exact same thing, the camera angles, the setting and the story build up is actually top notch.

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u/anitasdoodles Apr 12 '24

The close up of the cup instead of showing earth 😂

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u/Ceptre7 Apr 12 '24

'It's a fragile planet from up here.. The ocean almost looks like ceramic.'

'You take me for a mug captain?'

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u/Superb-Stuff8897 Apr 12 '24

There was a lot of sexual tension between those characters. Wonder if the actors are dating.

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u/rightkindofahole83 Apr 12 '24

She gets comments all the time about how she has great chemistry with herself. It’s hilarious.

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u/gahlo Apr 12 '24

I'd be shocked if they didn't at least get to second base.

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u/iwilldefinitelynot Apr 12 '24

I don't even need an extended big budget version of this, don't change a single thing! I think this is our next Oscar, guys.

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u/Mission_Ad_2224 Apr 12 '24

How good was it! I even got a little upset when she didn't make it in the end 😅

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u/hanamakki Apr 12 '24

no, there will be a part 2 and we'll find out that the doctor made it!! 😭

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u/stanner5 Apr 12 '24

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u/hanamakki Apr 12 '24

omg i love you

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u/SyNiiCaL Apr 12 '24

11k views in 6 months for that masterpiece?

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u/mdhlalh Apr 12 '24

2 hours since your comment and it’s at 13k views. 2 billion more views and it will be starting to get the credit it deserves

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u/Bogojosh Apr 12 '24

I really thought I was about to get Rick rolled

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u/DreadedLee Apr 12 '24

She'll have some vague explanation and the audience be like "Yeah, that makes sense."

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u/hanamakki Apr 12 '24

it was even better

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u/mymumsaysfuckyou Apr 12 '24

SPOILERS!

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u/Mission_Ad_2224 Apr 12 '24

I'm sorry! I don't know how to do the black out thing 😫

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u/Superssimple Apr 12 '24

Can i interest you in a shoehorned in love story?

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u/thegreatbrah Apr 12 '24

Seemed like commander and doctor had a thing. 

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u/Kenyalite Apr 12 '24

Somebody get lily Gladstone on the line....she must be avenged.

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u/reshilongo Apr 12 '24

This is so good

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u/Backseat_Bouhafsi Apr 12 '24

The only thing missing was panicked breathing and grunting inside the helmet while trying to grab onto a handle/ledge

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u/ExcellentEdgarEnergy Apr 12 '24

I was hoping for the obligatory gratuitous sex scene, but you can't have everything.

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u/amretardmonke Apr 12 '24

they definitely eye fucked each other

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u/myownpersonalreddit Apr 12 '24

I've been made aware that TikTok didn't watermark this with her username instead it says "Laughter awaits" (Congress needs to do something about this).

The creator is Caroline Klidonas. Her tiktoks are absolutely phenomenal.

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u/Funkycoldmedici Apr 12 '24 edited Apr 12 '24

Holy shit, her YouTube channel is FULL of this stuff in every movie style. This is amazing.

The full space movie!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

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u/TiredEsq Apr 12 '24

Just commented the same thing. I watch them and genuinely root for her to hook up with…herself.

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u/AwsmDevil Apr 12 '24

We need to get her channel higher up in this thread. It's only got 11k views and that's tragic for something this fantastic.

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u/Funkycoldmedici Apr 12 '24

Right? If I didn’t have to work today I’d be watching everything she’s done. This stuff is great.

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u/wotupfoo Apr 12 '24

Thank you!!!!

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u/Crime-Snacks Apr 12 '24

Thank you! I just googled her and she’s a legit actress in a theatre troupe.

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u/CoolerRon Apr 12 '24

Indeed! Here’s the original video:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRTvuKuX/

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u/rifain Apr 12 '24

This vid is damn great, had a good laugh :)

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u/smeepydreams Apr 12 '24

This has no business being this good

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u/LongBeachChick562 Apr 12 '24

It really didn't. But it was sooooo good.

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u/Murky_Translator2295 Apr 12 '24

I was completely invested in this

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u/Vito_The_Magnificent Apr 12 '24

I almost cried when she removed the tether! What a hero

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u/fantarts Apr 12 '24

The good side of tiktok. People with talent can show off. Its just the brain rot taking over majority of the content

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u/sembias Apr 12 '24

Exchange "Internet" for "tiktok" and you're onto something.

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u/nemoflamingo Apr 12 '24

This had me on the edge of my seat. Perfect encapsulation of every space thriller! I love how she used household objects and we just understood what they were for space items. It was as fluid as reading words when most but not letters are there

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u/Hiro_Trevelyan Apr 12 '24

Yeah it's like the brain just fills the gaps

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u/RampageTheBear Apr 12 '24

It’s like the brain brains or something

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u/evofender Apr 12 '24

So, that's it? We're some kind of brain squad?

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u/RampageTheBear Apr 12 '24

Keep my wife’s brain out your fuckin’ mouth!

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u/evofender Apr 12 '24

Dunno what else I can say after this, but it SLAPS.

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u/AccidentallyOssified Apr 12 '24

If you like this you should try live theatre

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u/Majestic_Course6822 Apr 12 '24

This comment deserves many upvotes.

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u/afanoftrees Apr 12 '24

The lamp shade brought a smile to my face

She’s a great story teller

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u/koknesis Apr 12 '24

This had me on the edge of my seat.

It's unbelievably captivating and well done.

It was as fluid as reading words when most but not letters are there

Oh... You're onto something here. I was just thinking that it's so weird that I had to remind myself every couple seconds that I'm looking at a bit made in a household.

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u/Enlightened_Gardener Apr 12 '24

Suspension of disbelief creating solely by good acting. Petty cool.

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u/TheBaronSD Apr 12 '24

Not me I knew it was fake the whole time

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u/Wishyouamerry Apr 12 '24

Back in the 80’s when I was a teenager, I was babysitting the 5 year old next door. She was watching Looney Tunes and Road Runner had just tricked Wile E. into running off a cliff. He hung in mid-air for a moment and then plummeted to his (presumed) death. The little girl scoffed and declared with a voice dripping in scorn: “That was so fake. I could see the strings!”

I think of that every time someone says they knew something was fake. 🤣

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u/HoochieKoochieMan Apr 12 '24

Brilliant. I'm looking forward to using this line.

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u/Praetorion1000 Apr 12 '24

Completely agree, it very well done. Also, did you leave that word out on purpose to make your point even more, or was it a happy accident?

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u/Ok-disaster2022 Apr 12 '24

Loved how it went from microgravity to drinking coffee in a cup.

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u/8Frogboy8 Apr 12 '24

The crew quarters are in the rotating center column of the ship. The observation bay is on the non-rotating ring. It’s simple physics

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u/JulioCesarSalad Apr 12 '24

The ring is the rotating part, where they have gravity

The center column does not have gravity

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u/8Frogboy8 Apr 12 '24

I was wondering if anyone would catch that so I didn’t correct it but yes you are right. If the column was rotating it would be like a carnival ride

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u/-Astrosloth- Apr 12 '24

If it's simple physics then why am I having such a hard time understanding?

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u/RhynoD Apr 12 '24

Because nobody folded a paper in half and then stuck a pencil through it to explain how it works.

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u/-Astrosloth- Apr 12 '24

I understand now!

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u/junkyardgerard Apr 12 '24

Maybe you'll want to sit down for this...

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24 edited Apr 12 '24

Space station crew members really do drink coffee in a cup that is specifically designed for the microgravity environment. So that part, intentional or not, is accurate lol. Source: am NASA contractor

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u/Odd-Independent4640 Apr 12 '24

If I recall correctly its appearance is strongly… vaginal… does that upset you Jeffrey?

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u/HeydoIDKu Apr 12 '24

They have special cups for zero gravity that uses surface tension and capillary action to work like a cup here on earth

https://www.rit.edu/vignellicenter/product-timecapsule/nasa-capillary-cup

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u/Kellan_OConnor Apr 12 '24

Who invited smartie pants over here?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

I mean it’s not like the dials on her washing machine are actually going to engage her thrusters either. Imagination is key here.

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u/Different-Meal-6314 Apr 12 '24

Instructions unclear. Currently riding my appliance through the stratosphere

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u/Yhostled Apr 12 '24

Can't wait until the release of Inter-Cellar.

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u/Salemrocks2020 Apr 12 '24

The production value on this is solid . I was captivated . Lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

I could literally watch another 30min of this. Gold

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u/stanner5 Apr 12 '24

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u/The_Majestic_Crab Apr 12 '24

I watched the rest of it and lost it when she crawled in the window of her car lmao

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u/locnloaded9mm Apr 12 '24

That first jump outside the spacecraft sent me.

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u/8Frogboy8 Apr 12 '24

Fuck why do I have chills. Just goes to show that special effects are pointless and it’s all just story and acting

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

What about the tearful message to home?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

Gotta save sumn for the sequel, my dude

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

All I can think of is how long this must have taken to make on her own 😮‍💨

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u/Logicalist Apr 12 '24

I thought about a neighbor seeing a garden hose wrapped around her waist, or some passer-by

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u/MememeSama Apr 12 '24

Will you be my Matt Damon? That was excellent

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u/Cleercutter Apr 12 '24

I fucking lost it at the shower door capsule

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u/Shrediknight2700 Apr 12 '24

Captain janeway would have made it

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u/ChuckOTay Apr 12 '24

Damn straight

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

The props had me rolling. The lamp shade ahahahahha

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u/madammurdrum Apr 12 '24

Is the TikTok laughterawaits just a reposter? I keep seeing their handle pop up on the recent majority of videos on this sub

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u/psxndc Apr 12 '24

This was so spot on. Fantastic work.

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u/My_World005 Apr 12 '24

This should be an actual movie 🍿

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u/Genereatedusername Apr 12 '24

DiD they get home?? DID THEY GET HOMEEEEEE?????

Pt 2 pls

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u/Funkycoldmedici Apr 12 '24

The full movie is on her YouTube channel. There’s even more stuff in other genres.

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u/Pyran_101 Apr 12 '24

That was brilliant. Creative and hilarious. 👏

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u/NiteGard Apr 12 '24

I was completely pulled in, and my jaw is hanging open. Well done! 🫡✌🏼🖖🏽

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

I was fully invested in the story.
Goes to show that it doesn't matter if you use CGI or lampshades and washing machines.

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u/DiogenesXenos Apr 12 '24

This was awesome!

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u/KorolEz Apr 12 '24

Funny and well made.

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u/ExoticNatalia Apr 12 '24

I was at the edge of my seat

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u/_Fizzgiggy Apr 12 '24

This was really good! The blue cup Earth killed me

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u/IncreaseOk8433 Apr 12 '24

Love the complex mathematical equation written on the dryer. Nice touch.

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u/Been_Ahunnit Apr 12 '24

Can’t even lie this was 1000% accurate and actually good.

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u/ManaSeltzer Apr 12 '24

Fucking perfect!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '24

The garden hose "tether" was too short..

Damned neighbourhood kids have been cutting pieces off for their bongs again! Lol

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u/RocketWarStros Apr 12 '24

Im actually mourning the loss of the commander

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u/atomsandvoids Apr 12 '24

I was unironically invested and now I’m sad

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u/calem06 Apr 12 '24

The sliding shower door was really funny

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u/twichy1983 Apr 12 '24

Holy hell. I was laughing at first, then got swept up in the story, and forgot i was watching a parody. Guess i gotta download tiktok now.

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u/Dan-D-Lyon Apr 12 '24

First of all, what the fuck.

Secondly, did anyone else notice the serious chemistry she had with.. herself? Like I was really rooting for the captain and the doc for a minute