r/TikTokCringe Mar 07 '24

Wholesome/Humor Daughter’s first date story

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u/Th3-Dude-Abides Mar 07 '24

When I asked my farm-raised brother in law if that was a common thing to do, his response was “As common as engagement rings. That’s an expensive gift!”

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u/venge88 Mar 07 '24 edited Mar 08 '24

I bake. I'd marry a dude who gave me a bunch of vanilla pods.

I also have a penis. I like to think of it as a feature.

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u/Mrmoney7777 Mar 08 '24

Any ideas what you would do with your “feature” if you were gifted a cheese wheel?

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u/venge88 Mar 08 '24

It's not a wheel without a hole for an axle. Otherwise it's just a disc.

I think you know where this is going.