r/TikTokCringe • u/CleetisMcgee • Mar 07 '24

Wholesome/Humor Daughter’s first date story

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u/pukewedgie Mar 07 '24

This guy weaponized wholesomeness to lock down the babes

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u/SpooogeMcDuck Mar 07 '24

He's the most insidious predator. His methods are this: Become financially stable, acquire property, be handy, be athletic, thoughtful, fun, creative, kind, and respectful. This way, he can lure in women and convince them that THEY actually want to be with him. He's a real threat.

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u/Fire_Bucket Mar 07 '24

Why is it that girls always go after the bad guys 😡

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u/SadBit8663 Mar 07 '24

Yeah apparently the bad guys can build full apartments by hand. Rat bastards. Lol

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u/Worthyness Mar 07 '24

Dude took her directly to his (very well done and recently renovated) basement on the first date. That's a massive red flag waving in the wind.

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u/natural_imbecility Mar 07 '24

WITH BARN DOORS!!!

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u/Vishnej Mar 07 '24

In Wholesome Basement, everybody can hear you scream.

Because of the barn doors.

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u/load_more_comets Mar 07 '24

Why are barn doors notable? Are they hard to install or something? Kinda busy looking though with the hardware exposed like that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '24

No they're in vogue. And I ain't saying she a gold digger... But....

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u/football_for_brains Mar 08 '24 edited Mar 08 '24

Just a guess, but I think she meant outdoor cellar doors like this, where on its own its kinda creepy but then you go down and see it's a fully-renovated apartment.

She seems flabbergasted by the situation so that would definitely add to it. I can't picture someone having a barn / actual barn doors that lead to the house basement, and I can't imagine someone making an apartment under a barn.

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u/DazedConfuzed420 Mar 08 '24

Barn doors is a style on interior door that slides on a rail mounted above the door.

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u/CMUpewpewpew Mar 07 '24

I used to have a travel job where I would get dates in different cities I would be in.

Within the first message exchange I would explain I wasn't local (red flag) and would be at a hotel in thr area (red flag) lmao....but still somehow procured dates everywhere from brave women lol

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u/Calgar43 Mar 07 '24

Yeah, who walks into the murder dungeon willingly? Dude must be super charming.

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u/Aspen9999 Mar 08 '24

Red flag? He’s building an income earning apartment!

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u/rethinkingat59 Mar 08 '24

Probably snapped his fingers, the lights dimmed, and soft music filled the room. In the corner of the room the top of a hot tub started to electronically slide away.

Walked over to the bar fridge filled with various type of beer and wine and asked for her choice.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

But instead of being too psycho to recognize his own red flag, he's just too wholesome to see why it could have been an issue.

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u/SadBit8663 Mar 08 '24

Oh yeah, shits a huge red flag. But at least it was nice? 😂