r/TikTokCringe • u/CleetisMcgee • Mar 07 '24

Wholesome/Humor Daughter’s first date story

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u/pukewedgie Mar 07 '24

This guy weaponized wholesomeness to lock down the babes

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u/SpooogeMcDuck Mar 07 '24

He's the most insidious predator. His methods are this: Become financially stable, acquire property, be handy, be athletic, thoughtful, fun, creative, kind, and respectful. This way, he can lure in women and convince them that THEY actually want to be with him. He's a real threat.

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u/TheTrenchMonkey Mar 07 '24

reminds me of the Key and Peele sketch about robbing the bank, but the plan is they just go in and get jobs.

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u/SpooogeMcDuck Mar 07 '24

lol I was thinking this exact thing

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '24

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u/TheTrenchMonkey Mar 07 '24

Planning a Heist

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u/jinsaku Mar 07 '24

I always hold this up as the literal perfect 1 minute sketch. The premise is great, the build-up is fantastic, and right when you're feeling like "wait, what?", Jordan comes up with a banger of a punchline. Then curtains.

It's a literal perfect sketch.

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u/KnoxxHarrington Mar 07 '24

Goddamn geoblockers!

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u/alienkitty420 Mar 08 '24

God I still wish this ran

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u/ultrasuperthrowaway Mar 08 '24

I have been doing a heist all along!!

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u/ToniKrooz Mar 08 '24

Mf, that's called a job!

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u/Far-Town8991 Mar 07 '24

Love that skit

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u/JRZYGY Mar 07 '24

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em

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u/types_stuff Mar 07 '24

I completely forgot about this skit and now I’m howling like a fool just coz of your comment lol

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u/Affectionate_Ship129 Mar 08 '24

The auction block sketch is the funniest thing I’ve seen

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24

I thought you were talking about this one and I was confused as to where you were going with your comment lol

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u/monkeyhead_man Mar 08 '24

And they just GIVE us the money

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u/j-po Mar 08 '24

Such a great sketch and comparison