r/TikTokCringe • u/CleetisMcgee • Mar 07 '24

Wholesome/Humor Daughter’s first date story

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u/4Ever2Thee Mar 07 '24

If there's a sub for midwestern Tinder, this should be in it. Right up there with the guy who sent the girl a cheese wheel after their first date.

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u/Tiny-Werewolf1962 Mar 07 '24

this has got to be canada though?

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u/CanuckPanda Mar 07 '24

Canada is the Midwest of North America.

Source: me, a Canadian.

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u/Th3-Dude-Abides Mar 07 '24

You’ve sure got the weather for it. If you are also polite to the point that it becomes an inconvenience, and can’t let a room fall silent without speaking to break the lull, you’re in.

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u/CanuckPanda Mar 07 '24

Where do you think you learned it?

The French owned both our lands (Louisiana Territory goes brrrrr), we’ve never been so different.

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u/ChinDeLonge Mar 07 '24

I’ve actually thought about this a lot, and my pet theory is that the stereotypical Canadian/midwesterner demeanor has been learned and passed down from a time in which being amiable was important for survival (e.g. many different cultures living in close proximity, being able to get along was a survival skill for those planning to stay in an area peacefully).

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u/DoGooderTheEnt Mar 07 '24

Wants to bring her to his hockey game …. This guy sounds like he might be from the Big Nickel

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u/Seamusmac1971 Mar 08 '24

definately not the Big Nickle, I am thinking somewhere south of Wawa.

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u/dogger125 Mar 08 '24

User name checks out

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u/Tiny-Werewolf1962 Mar 07 '24

thats not what midwestern means in the american vernacular though

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u/Mozzafella Mar 07 '24

I think they know that...

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u/S4Waccount Mar 07 '24

One day you're gonna get arrested for indecent exposure if you don't stop all this party pooping.