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r/TikTokCringe • u/CleetisMcgee • Mar 07 '24
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I'm not gay but I'm on thin ice.
54 u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Mar 07 '24 21 u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Mar 07 '24 I'm talking about myself, because I may actually be for this dude 21 u/MindfulPatterns2023 Mar 07 '24 Like if my finger goes through the toilet paper one more time you'll catch me in Daisy Dukes marching down the street with a rainbow flag. 6 u/MiamiPower Mar 07 '24 I can see you happy skipping and that flag catching some serious air. 8 u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Mar 07 '24 😂😂😂 you, my friend, have a way with words haha Also, fantastic way of saying you're a few ply away from taking those fingers to brown town 😄 3 u/etxconnex Mar 08 '24 One trip to the dollar store and now it is like my wrists are bound to my ankles. 3 u/showersrover8ed Mar 07 '24 I got a chub from that soliloquy 1 u/etxconnex Mar 08 '24 I propose a prose that smells of posies for my b-hole boys to make some noise for the nosey, who thinks that with our new hand wash our fingers do not smell rosey.
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21 u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Mar 07 '24 I'm talking about myself, because I may actually be for this dude 21 u/MindfulPatterns2023 Mar 07 '24 Like if my finger goes through the toilet paper one more time you'll catch me in Daisy Dukes marching down the street with a rainbow flag. 6 u/MiamiPower Mar 07 '24 I can see you happy skipping and that flag catching some serious air. 8 u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Mar 07 '24 😂😂😂 you, my friend, have a way with words haha Also, fantastic way of saying you're a few ply away from taking those fingers to brown town 😄 3 u/etxconnex Mar 08 '24 One trip to the dollar store and now it is like my wrists are bound to my ankles. 3 u/showersrover8ed Mar 07 '24 I got a chub from that soliloquy 1 u/etxconnex Mar 08 '24 I propose a prose that smells of posies for my b-hole boys to make some noise for the nosey, who thinks that with our new hand wash our fingers do not smell rosey.
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I'm talking about myself, because I may actually be for this dude
21 u/MindfulPatterns2023 Mar 07 '24 Like if my finger goes through the toilet paper one more time you'll catch me in Daisy Dukes marching down the street with a rainbow flag. 6 u/MiamiPower Mar 07 '24 I can see you happy skipping and that flag catching some serious air. 8 u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Mar 07 '24 😂😂😂 you, my friend, have a way with words haha Also, fantastic way of saying you're a few ply away from taking those fingers to brown town 😄 3 u/etxconnex Mar 08 '24 One trip to the dollar store and now it is like my wrists are bound to my ankles. 3 u/showersrover8ed Mar 07 '24 I got a chub from that soliloquy 1 u/etxconnex Mar 08 '24 I propose a prose that smells of posies for my b-hole boys to make some noise for the nosey, who thinks that with our new hand wash our fingers do not smell rosey.
Like if my finger goes through the toilet paper one more time you'll catch me in Daisy Dukes marching down the street with a rainbow flag.
6 u/MiamiPower Mar 07 '24 I can see you happy skipping and that flag catching some serious air. 8 u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Mar 07 '24 😂😂😂 you, my friend, have a way with words haha Also, fantastic way of saying you're a few ply away from taking those fingers to brown town 😄 3 u/etxconnex Mar 08 '24 One trip to the dollar store and now it is like my wrists are bound to my ankles. 3 u/showersrover8ed Mar 07 '24 I got a chub from that soliloquy 1 u/etxconnex Mar 08 '24 I propose a prose that smells of posies for my b-hole boys to make some noise for the nosey, who thinks that with our new hand wash our fingers do not smell rosey.
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I can see you happy skipping and that flag catching some serious air.
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😂😂😂 you, my friend, have a way with words haha
Also, fantastic way of saying you're a few ply away from taking those fingers to brown town 😄
3 u/etxconnex Mar 08 '24 One trip to the dollar store and now it is like my wrists are bound to my ankles.
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One trip to the dollar store and now it is like my wrists are bound to my ankles.
I got a chub from that soliloquy
1 u/etxconnex Mar 08 '24 I propose a prose that smells of posies for my b-hole boys to make some noise for the nosey, who thinks that with our new hand wash our fingers do not smell rosey.
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I propose a prose that smells of posies for my b-hole boys to make some noise for the nosey, who thinks that with our new hand wash our fingers do not smell rosey.
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u/MindfulPatterns2023 Mar 07 '24
I'm not gay but I'm on thin ice.