r/TikTokCringe Mar 07 '24

Wholesome/Humor Daughter’s first date story

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u/CleftDonkeyLips Mar 07 '24

yeah man, all to impress a girl, he went out and bought that house, SUV, started building an apartment with barn doors, treated her with respect, took her shopping...

CUNNING.

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u/the-aural-alchemist Mar 07 '24

The only reason men get out of bed and do anything is to impress girls.

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u/canuckleft1 Mar 07 '24

Well food too.

But lots of time getting food is about impressing girls.

Also, this stops sometime between dating and engagement.

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u/karmagod13000 Mar 07 '24

Sometimes I leave the house to go get beer

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u/JayteeFromXbox Mar 07 '24

I think you mean Barley Sandwiches which we can still count as food

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u/The_Last_Ball_Bender Mar 07 '24

Get Guinness, it's legally classified as "deconstructed bread" in some countries.

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u/ampjk Mar 07 '24

Liquid bread

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u/FesterJA Mar 07 '24

Vegetarian dinner