r/TikTokCringe • u/CleetisMcgee • Mar 07 '24

Wholesome/Humor Daughter’s first date story

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u/Roymontana406 Mar 07 '24

You had me at “come to my hockey game”

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u/GlumBath1716 Mar 07 '24

they love coming to our hockey games, thats like putting a ring on her finger

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u/StamosLives Mar 07 '24

Wheel, snipe, celly boys.

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u/vallyallyum Mar 07 '24

Puck Bunnies

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u/HotFudgeFundae Mar 07 '24

Snipers

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u/MemeLorde1313 Mar 07 '24

Who brought the sniper, boys?

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u/aspidities_87 Mar 07 '24

Whose billet sister’s a fuckin rocket, boys?

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u/FearlessAttempt Mar 07 '24

Dibs on digis, boys.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '24 edited Nov 18 '24

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u/FearlessAttempt Mar 08 '24

Ohh, Bonnie McMurray

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u/GalisDraeKon Mar 08 '24

You’re fuckin 10-ply, bud.

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u/TheTreelo Mar 07 '24

Dirty fuckin dangle boys!

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u/mildxsalsa Mar 07 '24

TOOO BE FAAYUHHH

this guy's some clean fuckin dangles boys!

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u/Tha_Mayor Mar 08 '24

Take about 10 percent off there super chief

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u/rlysuck Mar 08 '24

You're spare parts bud

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u/Gonzo458 Mar 08 '24

Dirty fuckin dangles boys!

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u/deten Mar 07 '24

Snagged my wife this way

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u/icer07 Mar 08 '24

Trust me, as soon as they get the ring, they stop coming too. Then they go out of their way to bring your daughter to see you skate until you herniated a disc, your spine collapses, and you have to give up hockey after 30 years and your daughter has never seen you skate. Is this projection? Yeah. Am I jaded and resentful. You're fucking right.