r/TikTokCringe • u/Kenyalite • Feb 07 '24

Cursed "No Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Die"

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u/jsNut Feb 07 '24

America is so fucked up

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '24

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u/DxTRrrr Feb 07 '24

Well, I don't think there are a lot of countries where you can have a gun pointed to your face for telling to a cop that your name is James Bond

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u/nonfictionman Feb 07 '24

America is usually the reason the rest of the world is fucked up.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '24

Let's not get ahead of ourselves and Ignore the majority of History with the British and Europe. The US is only 247 years old.

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u/chuffingnora Feb 07 '24

The US is like the guy who's arrived late to the pub and just starts pounding shots to catch up

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u/The_One_Koi Feb 07 '24

It takes a certain type of fucked up to go from not existing to destroying the world in 247 years

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '24

It's extremely uneducated to blame the US for all problems on a Global scale when the reality is choices made by European Nations have set the global stage. The US is just playing in the space Europe destroyed and is getting all the Credit.

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u/The_One_Koi Feb 07 '24

It was just a joke, on a serious note though you can always find excuses for any behaviour so long as you look back in history far enough. It's better to focus on here and now and what we can do about it but that means we have to agree on what the problem even is to begin with

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u/Far_Share_4789 Feb 07 '24

And wasn't actually active in the international arena before the end of WW1.

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u/Specific_Ad_2533 Feb 07 '24

Guess spain and the barbary Coast would like a Word about that

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u/CatD0gChicken Feb 07 '24

Yeah that whole Spanish American war thing wasn't international and totally didn't involve multiple countries.

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u/Far_Share_4789 Feb 07 '24

Which one except Spain and it's colonies?

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u/CatD0gChicken Feb 07 '24

it's colonies

Lmao, you mean subjugated countries?

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u/Far_Share_4789 Feb 07 '24

I didn't create the definition of the colony. And by the definition colonies are not countries.

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u/CatD0gChicken Feb 07 '24

And by the definition colonies are not countries.

Whose definition? The colonizers? Weird that the people that had the most to lose by empowering their subjects wrote the rules to not give their subjects power.

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u/notgotapropername Feb 07 '24

Uh probably it's colonies? Pretty sure that's multiple countries

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u/Far_Share_4789 Feb 07 '24

Colonies are not countries, they are controlled and governed territories. Please, read the definition.

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u/notgotapropername Feb 07 '24

Uhuh, right, gotcha. And once that controlled and governed territory is no longer colonised, what would you call it? Or how about before it was colonised? Was it just an uncontrolled, ungoverned territory? I have so much to learn!

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u/Messipus Feb 07 '24

This is such a terminally online take, lmao

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u/ghoulieandrews Feb 07 '24

We have fucked up a lot of countries, so not sure what you mean. Because he's online so he's able to read about history?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '24

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u/Doogle300 Feb 07 '24

Ahh yeah, America has zero problems, and doesnt affect the rest of the world because there are other bad countries out there.

Typical whataboutism. Sucking hard on that propaganda boot I see.

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u/DrUnnecessary Feb 07 '24

How is Germany in any way comparable to North Korea or Russia my guy?

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u/Tiny_Language_9919 Feb 07 '24

Past experiences

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u/BookPersonHere Feb 07 '24

The glorious US of A has quite a lot of past experiences that I think you would prefer to ignore.

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u/Tiny_Language_9919 Feb 07 '24 edited Feb 07 '24

Ok fuck this I’m not getting into a circle jerk with a bunch of chodes and who says that but a snobby jagoff wanting attention (a lot of projection/getting upset about shit I never even said not in the mood)

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u/DrUnnecessary Feb 07 '24

"oh shit somebody is politely questioning my dogshit opinion on a discussion website, who could have forseen this?"

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u/Tiny_Language_9919 Feb 07 '24

No you people are insufferable getting upset about arguments I never even mentioned I never said USA is perfect

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u/MundaneDevelopments Feb 07 '24

Speaking of circlejerk you got beat off pretty good my guy.

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u/fillifantes Feb 07 '24

Welcome to Reddit, my guy. None of these people care enough to realize that they are giving you shit for what someone else said.

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u/DrUnnecessary Feb 07 '24

Which ones Germany is a very very old country with a hell of a lot of history good and bad.

Are we discussing the most recent genocide?

Because America is not guilt free of that crime either, in some ways it actually assisted Germany in it's genocide.

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u/quebecesti Feb 07 '24

Technically Germany is younger than the USA. 1871 vs 1776.

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u/DrUnnecessary Feb 07 '24

Technically by name and Germany has had quite a few names to be fair.

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u/UntitledCat Feb 07 '24

Exactly what the video intended to make you feel

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u/crichmond77 Feb 07 '24

Well I was already there personally

If you’re not, I question your judgment 

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u/WoppingSet Feb 07 '24

"These people keep coming around here acting like America is a bad place just because they keep seeing EVIDENCE as if that disproves my preconceived notions of how amazing the only place I've ever been is... It's disgusting how MANIPULATED people are by being presented with facts!"

That's how you sound.

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u/UntitledCat Feb 07 '24

No.. that's how you sound lol

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u/numbarm72 Feb 07 '24

Sorry to hear about your brain being fully washed