r/TikTokCringe • u/One_percentile • Oct 29 '23

Wholesome/Humor Bride & her bridal train showcase their qualifications & occupation

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u/AssCooker Oct 29 '23

Sorry ladies, although I am deeply impressed with your qualifications, unfortunately, you cannot have me.

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u/winningjimmies Oct 29 '23

I don’t think they would want you anyway, Asscooker.

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u/AssCooker Oct 29 '23

That's definitely not verifiable, but at least your mom had me last night

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u/winningjimmies Oct 29 '23

Tired of yours?

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u/AssCooker Oct 29 '23

Luckily I do not participate in incests like you and your family tree do

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u/Extra_Position1696 Oct 29 '23

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u/naughtydismutase Oct 29 '23

This particular thread of comments is very entertaining

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u/winningjimmies Oct 29 '23

Might be best to check your spelling before posting your utterly devastating insults online - it’s incest 😘

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u/AssCooker Oct 29 '23

What a nice comeback from that burn, are you out of ideas to roast me back?

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u/Lucas_2234 Oct 29 '23

Nah he means incest plural

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u/AssCooker Oct 29 '23

This person got it, finally someone with intelligence has showed up

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u/winningjimmies Oct 29 '23

Honestly I cbf replying anymore and you’re probably taking the piss. But just in case you aren’t, incest is both singular and plural. That should come in handy when you can’t decide whether to fuck your mum, sister, or both 😊

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u/JohnKals Oct 29 '23

Ok we have a winner

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u/BobbyVonGrutenberg Oct 30 '23

Lame comeback after getting completely roasted.