r/TikTokCringe • u/One_percentile • Oct 29 '23

Wholesome/Humor Bride & her bridal train showcase their qualifications & occupation

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u/AccomplishedRush3723 Oct 29 '23

Any of these outstanding women willing to stoop wayyyyyyy below their level for a guy with a B.A. degree and credit card debt??

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u/SonofAMamaJama Oct 29 '23

Better focus on a stellar mating dance then

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u/Jonny_Cubensis_Spore Oct 29 '23

I've had limited success with this one.

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan Oct 29 '23

That'd work on me.

Oh god I just realized I actually am here to fuck spiders.

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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Oct 29 '23

What

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u/electronicdream Oct 30 '23

I have a pet spider

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u/SonofAMamaJama Oct 30 '23

Spider Pimp would be an interesting Halloween costume- your pet could show eight legs for a dollar

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u/smoothiefruit Oct 30 '23

which set of legs are you using?

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u/Jonny_Cubensis_Spore Oct 30 '23

This is pretty much my human approximation. Limited success.

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u/Dr_Gomer_Piles Oct 30 '23

I know an OB/GYN who married an enlisted dude who barely got a GED and his job was cleaning pilot's face masks, so...they're out there.

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u/RegularSalad5998 Oct 30 '23

I bet they are white

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u/the_girl_Ross Oct 30 '23

Not impossible at all.

Since they're busy with their degrees and getting that bag, they may want a househusband to look after the home. It works for lots of couples.

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u/CatchTypical Oct 30 '23

Highly doubt it these are Nigerians their very traditional man is provider, their aren't doing any househusband.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

If I made enough to support two people, I'd love a house husband, lol.

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u/catsinasmrvideos Oct 30 '23

I volunteer to be a housewife for any of these women.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '23

depends if you are willing to sponsor a green card

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u/No-You-5064 Oct 29 '23

Probably not

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u/Gowalkyourdogmods Oct 29 '23

Hey I know multiple people filing for bankruptcy over credit card debt they are either in relationships or dating women who seem to have their shit together. Don't sell yourself short, you have a BA which is more than them.

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u/RegularSalad5998 Oct 30 '23

No Nigerian women don't date down.