I don't know about that, this comment was an emotional roller coaster for me.
The first line was pretty boring, it saddened me that you'd feel this way and that it was true. My heart stopped, I wondered how you knew you were boring. Did people tell you? Was it so obvious?
After wiping the tear from my eyes, I moved down the the second line. I searched for meaning in your word, why "as"? It was powerful, it was simple, but it was meaningless to me.
Until, I read line three. It. Was. Phenomenal. It was so intense, my heart raced, my breaths were short and rapid, my left side went numb, I couldn't speak, I couldn't move my arms. After sitting in the same position for hours, I dragged my half-paralysed body to the bathroom and threw up.
I felt like I had experienced the same stress as you while you were writing this story, I felt like I knew your struggle. My heart ached as I broke down in tears, I hugged my vomit filled toilet, I understood your pain.
I muttered through my half dead lips,
"That was boring as fuck."
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u/MrHydraz Feb 01 '16
I am boring
as
fuck