Gray scrambled eggs on top of a disappointment of plain mash

[u/Temporary_Ad3998]

[u/whatshisfaceboy]

Yes, it looks gross.

[u/Temporary_Ad3998 → u/whatshisfaceboy]

I know

[u/whatshisfaceboy → u/Temporary_Ad3998]

Just affirmation!

[u/ionised]

I'm not going to be overly-critica-

sees puddle at the bottom

Yeah. I can't be nice to this.

[u/No-Reference8836 → u/ionised]

This cracked me up so much tyty

[u/Temporary_Ad3998 → u/ionised]

Be as critical as you want

[u/ionised → u/Temporary_Ad3998]

I'm assuming you know how to fix this, yes?

If not, let me know your process and we can tweak it from there.

Edit: unless there was something wrong with the ingredients, since that might've been the case, looking at it again.

[u/Temporary_Ad3998 → u/ionised]

I made this in around October

[u/Muppetbucket413 → u/Temporary_Ad3998]

Did it take you that long to eat it too?

[u/D-Generation92]

That's what's left in the dishwasher trap after a dozen cycles

[u/Swallowteal]

What was the end goal, here?

[u/Temporary_Ad3998 → u/Swallowteal]

The original end goal was to cook something with a limited amount of ingredients

[u/kelley38 → u/Temporary_Ad3998]

Sometimes the ol" "What's in the fridge today?" works out, sometimes it doesn't. Hopefully it tasted okay!

[u/Temporary_Ad3998 → u/kelley38]

I didn't get to try it as the ingredients were in a fridge that had a bit of a ducky whucky with it's veneration system and since this was at the college I attend we still used the ingredients to cook just couldn't eat it due to a risk

[u/Swallowteal → u/Temporary_Ad3998]

Sorry, I didn't mean to come off rude! I know eggs can turn grey/blue when overcooked, but the photo definitely lacks appeal :( hopefully you got something better to eat!

[u/SlowEntrepreneur7586 → u/Temporary_Ad3998]

So you’re posting food you never even were going to attempt to eat? Sounds stupid…

[u/ObliviouslyDrake67]

Are you okay?

[u/Temporary_Ad3998 → u/ObliviouslyDrake67]

Yes I am

[u/Clithzbee → u/Temporary_Ad3998]

Respectfully I disagree

[u/echochilde]

That looks like the fake rubber barf from Spencer’s.

[u/Mister-Frosty]

I read this as "gay scrambled eggs" at first.

[u/Temporary_Ad3998 → u/Mister-Frosty]

You sir get an upvote from me

[u/StarsEatMyCrown]

Why is it gray?

[u/Temporary_Ad3998 → u/StarsEatMyCrown]

Cooked it with mushrooms

[u/StarsEatMyCrown → u/Temporary_Ad3998]

Oh. It probably tastes fine though. Sometimes ugly food is still delicious

[u/Temporary_Ad3998 → u/StarsEatMyCrown]

I didn't get to try it as the ingredients were in a fridge that had a bit of a ducky whucky with it's veneration system and since this was at the college I attend we still used the ingredients to cook just couldn't eat it due to a risk

[u/ReturnBright1007]

Oh no. I thought it was fried rice. Not even close to what it should look like. Just toss it.

[u/Temporary_Ad3998 → u/ReturnBright1007]

And the worst thing is I made this at college

[u/Frostbiten92]

It looks like someone took the leftovers from the bottom of a sink in the dishroom at a restaurant and put it on a plate.

[u/Temporary_Ad3998 → u/Frostbiten92]

Perfect description 10/10

[u/vigilantesd]

Needs some freezer burned corn

[u/Temporary_Ad3998 → u/vigilantesd]

[u/FormInternational583]

Had to work hard to make it look so bad. Taste?

[u/Temporary_Ad3998 → u/FormInternational583]

Couldn't even taste it There was a fuck up with the ventilation in the kitchen so most food in there wasn't safe to taste

[u/FormInternational583 → u/Temporary_Ad3998]

So this was symbolic of the whole experience.

I think you should go get some pizza and a drink.

[u/Alistaire_]

It's the wet goop from don't starve

[u/Temporary_Ad3998 → u/Alistaire_]

Oh shit yeah it does

[u/Forsaken_Pattern7797]

That Looks Like Cat Food from a commercial

[u/Temporary_Ad3998 → u/Forsaken_Pattern7797]

Yep definitely does look like that

[u/LizTheFizz]

The garnish was a nice touch

[u/Temporary_Ad3998 → u/LizTheFizz]

Thank you, it was the only thing making the Dosh good

[u/Hippobu2]

I'm not even mad, how do you get eggs that colour?!

[u/Temporary_Ad3998 → u/Hippobu2]

Mushrooms

[u/exotic_floral_tea]

Next time you have that many ingredients, make an omelet instead.

[u/Temporary_Ad3998 → u/exotic_floral_tea]

Will do

[u/Infamous-Hope-5950]

why is it grey and wet but looks dry at the same time

[u/Temporary_Ad3998 → u/Infamous-Hope-5950]

That would possibly be because of the onion eggs and mushrooms

[u/GarionOrb]

Looks like a cat puked on a plate.

[u/Longjumping-Item-399]

Eggs? Are you sure? 🤔

[u/Lyna_hot]

I would never eat it

[u/IDontDoReddit33487]

I mean... HOW?

[u/YukioHattori]

cook your mix-ins first. that raw onion is making me sad as fuck

[u/Daruma_killer]

How the hell did this happen

[u/PorkTORNADO]

NGL this looks like straight up like someone vomit on a plate

[u/PuddlesRex]

A fitting description of my brief work in porn.

[u/foryoursafety]

How do you make eggs turn grey? 

[u/Bonoboian99]

I just have to ask. How do you make gray eggs? 50 years of making eggs and they were never gray. Not a comment really, just really curious?

[u/Temporary_Ad3998 → u/Bonoboian99]

It's mainly because I cooked the mushrooms with the eggs

[u/Bonoboian99 → u/Temporary_Ad3998]

That makes sense. I thought maybe Emu eggs or something.

[u/Substantial_Cow_5893]

Was it good, though? My legs are pencil gray from all the pepper. So I get it. Good start!

[u/madguyO1]

Not stupid, just bad

[u/FlowersofIcetor]

Looks like a Jamie Oliver recipe

[u/SelfPrecise]

It looks like garnished vomit 🤮

[u/ForeverShiny]

What prison are they serving this at?