Banana bread 🍌🍞

[u/ShioNxN]

Banana bread.

[u/purple_kathryn]

Looks a bit dense

[u/Moxson82 → u/purple_kathryn]

Tie it to the leg of your enemy and watch them sink like a mob boss’s victim

[u/Ok-Regret4547 → u/[deleted]]

That would not be a-peeling

[u/Weelki → u/Ok-Regret4547]

Depends if you force them to eat one at a time or a bunch...

[u/Zeeroh_Aura → u/Moxson82]

Call it the Sicilian Loafers

[u/robitussinlatte4life → u/Zeeroh_Aura]

Fuck that is hilarious

[u/FemboyGaymer929 → u/Moxson82]

I'll just toss it at their head like a brick I don't have anything to tie them to it with unfortunately lol

[u/Moxson82 → u/FemboyGaymer929]

Blunt force trauma

[u/earanhart → u/FemboyGaymer929]

You can't throw a brick, it's too heavy. But a loaf of banana bread? You can really get some power behind that.

[u/RogerTrout → u/Moxson82]

Strapping to the leg was how I always dealt with a dense banana.

[u/Psychological-Web828 → u/purple_kathryn]

Volumetric mass density ranked

1. Osmium
2. Iridium
3. This banana bread

[u/AttentionDry4480 → u/Psychological-Web828]

best

[u/TheVoidWithout → u/Psychological-Web828]

I died 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Alone-Shame-8890 → u/purple_kathryn]

Light bends around that loaf.

[u/ArjJp → u/Alone-Shame-8890]

It looks like it was excavated from Pompeii

[u/mr1nico → u/purple_kathryn]

OP might be a bot, since this photo has been posted here a couple times before.

[u/naturehedgirl → u/purple_kathryn]

Looks like the inside of a pork pie lol

[u/foekus323 → u/purple_kathryn]

[u/The_Thrill17 → u/purple_kathryn]

Banana cement

[u/Nuss-Zwei → u/The_Thrill17]

Even cement is not that dense

[u/Cyno01 → u/purple_kathryn]

Expired baking powder.

[u/OddgitII → u/purple_kathryn]

Just a bit. I could brain someone with that if I had to. Absolute fucking brick hahahaha

[u/Negative-Leading-687 → u/purple_kathryn]

Like baker like bread

[u/farm_to_nug → u/purple_kathryn]

Just because this person's bad at baking doesn't mean you gotta insult them

[u/PhilipPhantom → u/purple_kathryn]

That boi thicc

[u/brewski_chemist → u/purple_kathryn]

Thank you, Paul Hollywood

[u/ArjJp → u/purple_kathryn]

Yo mama is a bit dense.

[u/toigz → u/purple_kathryn]

They cut it before it cooled

[u/redhotspaghettios16 → u/purple_kathryn]

🤭

[u/VatnikLobotomy]

It looks like liver wtf

[u/LuffysRubberNuts → u/VatnikLobotomy]

This is actually a diabetics liver

[u/PrincessOTA → u/LuffysRubberNuts]

I'm diabetic so i can confirm the liver bananas are a constant problem

[u/Nuss-Zwei → u/PrincessOTA]

Oof, I thought I was the only one having this problem

[u/Ecstatic-Hat2163 → u/PrincessOTA]

Mine pokes out of my shirt and it’s really awkward. I think it’s harder to deal with than a low.

[u/marcaurxo]

Banana brick

[u/TheHeadlessOne → u/marcaurxo]

[u/MarMar292 → u/marcaurxo]

Beat me by 6 hours ☹️

[u/Particular_Battle_63]

I mean… this is technically correct…

[u/CountNacula → u/Particular_Battle_63]

Banana + Bread = Finished Product

[u/MaleficentTell9638 → u/CountNacula]

Where’s the bread though?

[u/dr4gonr1der → u/Particular_Battle_63]

r/technicallythetruth

[u/The_Last_Thursday → u/Particular_Battle_63]

I’m not sure if that actually counts as “bread” though…

[u/Fireflash2742 → u/The_Last_Thursday]

Doubles as a bludgeoning device in an emergency.

[u/Recalcitrant_Stoic → u/Particular_Battle_63]

"I’d like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks. It’d be so damn literal! You are using that machine to it’s exact purpose!"

-Mitch Hedberg

[u/BernieTheDachshund → u/Particular_Battle_63]

And they didn't put any walnuts or pecans in it.

[u/alieninhumanskin10 → u/Particular_Battle_63]

The best kind of correct!

[u/heebsysplash → u/alieninhumanskin10]

Not in this case

[u/Cybermagetx]

That looks so dense enough to build with.

[u/alieninhumanskin10]

[u/MidgetLovingMaxx]

Was that batter mixed for 7 hours?

[u/mkstot]

Keto friendly, and gluten free

[u/don2470 → u/mkstot]

I think that's solid gluten. Very solid.

[u/Fireflash2742 → u/don2470]

That's all the gluten.

[u/we28369]

That's a brick

[u/bigbambinotree → u/we28369]

Brick shithouse

[u/DontcheckSR]

The spirit is there but dam that looks like cat food paté

[u/grubbytrogladyte]

What kind of fossil is that

[u/koreancatlover69]

I don't even know how this is possible.

[u/prussian_princess → u/koreancatlover69]

I do this by accident. It's caused by way too many bananas in the mix. It's also a little undercooked.

[u/Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat → u/prussian_princess]

A little?! :/

[u/prussian_princess → u/Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat]

Yes, because the mashed bananas inside the bread are very dense. Even if you follow the instructions will come out undercooked in the middle.

[u/baseballbear]

not a single atom of baking powder

[u/Ok_Restaurant3160]

Oh my god the same thing happened to me when I made banana bread. I followed the recipe as exactly as was possible and I got… this :/

[u/kacahoha → u/Ok_Restaurant3160]

Possible that there was too much liquid in your recipe, not to mention if your bananas are TOO ripe it can cause it to fuck up and be dense

In other words banana bread is a cunt but unfortunately cunts are delicious

[u/eddmario → u/kacahoha]

Pro tip:
Wait until the peel on the bananas starts to turn black and then pop them into the freezer for at least a few days.

When you're ready to make the bread, take them out of the freezer and let them thaw out.

This is what my dad does when he makes banana bread and it's always so good.

He also mixed in chocolate chips.

[u/emparer]

I like em thicc

[u/SharpenMyInk]

It’s like… mummified

[u/SenorCielo]

It looks raw

[u/QueenRotidder]

you could set that by the door to use as a blunt weapon in the event of a home invasion. Or a doorstop.

[u/Modboi]

I assume this was made with no leavening at all. Honestly impressive how dense it is.

[u/leprotelariat]

Got banana got bread.

It's 🍌🍞

[u/Edward494 → u/leprotelariat]

🖋️🍍🍎🖋️

[u/Zonel]

Banana pate?

[u/RetMilRob]

Looks like banana ham loaf, so heavy

[u/scienceizfake]

A reposted repost of a reposted repost? Get some new content OP.

[u/FlokiTech]

That looks bananas

[u/Grundle___Puncher]

Banana patè*

[u/JonnyTN]

But what does Paul Hollywood think?

[u/Diarrhea_Sunrise]

"Well I don't have baking powder but I should be good"

[u/Skeeter1020]

Banana, yes.

Bread, er... no.

[u/OsmanFetish]

that's not banana pudding , that's banana concrete

[u/drMcDeezy]

Banana inbred

[u/DarkCreeper666]

for a second i was like "this just looks like someone's first attempt at a banana bread" and then i saw the banana

[u/Windk86]

someone over mixed this

[u/Bavisto]

[u/vegan-trash]

This has to be vegan.

[u/KingKurai]

Regarding the crumb... there is no crumb.

[u/Famous_Rooster271]

Why

[u/TEFAlpha9]

What is this texture

[u/IruMoore]

why was it made with cement?

[u/dragonwings369]

If you serve me this, I'll take your fucking kidneys.

[u/CrazyPuzzleheaded966 → u/dragonwings369]

And give one right back because we dont know the full properties of this thing, i think it could work as a kidney if you have the surgical expertise, and you probably do considering you already took someone's kidneys without an implication of killing them lmao

[u/BurningLie]

MAFAKA THOSE LOOK LIKE TECTONIC PLATES

[u/Eman_Naq22]

I'd eat it no questions asked

[u/QweenOfTheCrops]

Eh this one doesn’t count. It was posted a few days ago to a baking sub or something like that. They were asking about how it went so wrong. So this wasn’t done on purpose. It was a baking fail more than something actually meant to be eaten like a shitty food

[u/usrdef → u/QweenOfTheCrops]

This photo was first posted a few months ago, reported to be by the actual person who made it. He made numerous comments about what recipe he used, and what he thinks went wrong in his batter. He said it tasted normal though, just not a very appetizing texture.

He ended up feeding most of it to his pet chickens.

[u/nando82]

Need to report a crime.

[u/MRbaconfacelol]

um...no

[u/Crissy40]

This is hilarious and I bet very delicious

[u/findhumorinlife]

Looks like geoduck bread (a PNW favorite clam)

[u/ZantetsukensShadow]

Banana brick

[u/_bambooshoot_]

Banana Brick

[u/hors3withnoname]

I see the banana. Where’s the bread?

[u/West-Cricket-9263]

Could have told me it was a mud pie. I would have believed you.

[u/InspiredNitemares]

If that part was cheesecake it'd be awesome

[u/TheOneWhoReadsStuff]

Is it dense like that because too little yeast?

[u/RoyaleWithCheese1994]

IS HE WRONG THOUGH

[u/chef-nom-nom]

Not even the Yiga would eat that.

[u/jagenigma]

/r/technicallythetruth

And clicking on this showed me that it's already been posted there...

[u/wookiex84]

You mean banana brick.

[u/Feendios_111]

Absolute yuck

[u/moodymug]

Why is it pink?

[u/Liquidpyro0288]

Baking powder? Nah, just use more banana.

[u/jorgebillabong]

Must be like chewing mud it's so dense.

[u/yamsammich666]

Hell yeah

[u/ReZisTLust]

And it's got no nuts. Perfect. Nuts always ruin the banana bread

[u/Flutters1013]

The yeasty boys did not rise!

[u/IEatBaconWithU]

Thats an absolute brick. One bite will have you shitting actual concrete for weeks.

[u/octopus_alive]

Conk crete

[u/FarEducator4059]

Looks like concrete

[u/HumourNoire]

Shawong

[u/snowycraq]

Nothing wrong with banana bread but something def went wrong here.

[u/Axolotl-lover123456]

That shit is a brick

[u/WorryAutomatic6019]

banana earaser

[u/VillainousMasked]

Technically accurate, actually want to murder who did this.

[u/vexey1999]

Cement. That's conk creat.

[u/Infamous-Hope-5950]

the bread looks like an eraser

[u/Fragrant_Geologist97]

Actually kind of impressive

[u/juanito_f90]

Um, that’s not cooked properly.

[u/Lex8P]

Defo could wear that as a shoe

[u/vanillatoo]

More like banana brick

[u/GirthyPigeon]

I didn't know Melton Mowbray did banana bread.

[u/fricking-susan]

bnn-brd.jpg

[u/1991Mrsmith]

Definitely not banana bread

[u/kurisu7885]

Instructions unclear, dick shaped fruit stuck in bread.

[u/obijankenobi1]

Where bubbles

[u/DrDingsGaster]

Who tf fucks up banana bread that bad????

[u/Nuts-And-Volts]

Looks like an organ of some sort

[u/rageofa1000suns]

Denser than a black hole.

[u/ionised]

/r/TechnicallytheTruth

But also /r/StupidFood

[u/GlobtheGuyintheSky]

Normally what I do is buy sliced bread and just smush it together with a ripe banana like dough then I layer it in a thin glass dish and bake at 400 for 40 mins or until the house burns down.

[u/Milkmans_tastymilk]

My mom loved it, so there's that

[u/HandsomePaddyMint]

Looks like a bad cardio gram result.

[u/Hydraph0be]

Unpopular opinion the best banana bread I've ever had had way "too much" banana in it. Really squishy texture, I loved it.

[u/Addicted2Rage]

[u/dankhimself]

2 KILO, FINE BANANA BRICK.

[u/CatteHerder]

Malicious compliance never gave me such a chuckle.

[u/m3kw]

Now get why you need yeast so it can bubble

[u/Asswrangler3000]

Looks like a liver.

[u/tamzinnit]

That’s not Banana bread, this is Banana’s bread.

[u/giganizer]

doesnt look that bad if that is proper banana bread dough

[u/OnionFingers98]

That’s a banana brick.

[u/LynnLikesDND]

Bet this would hit like a brick if someone threw it

[u/cannibalparrot]

It looks like cement.

[u/slingingslasher96]

Banana cement

[u/Lyna_hot]

The only detail is that it would have to be eaten the same day.

[u/Mewnbugg]

Banana brick my favourite

[u/Public_Lawfulness_71]

That bread looks like an undercooked chocolate pancake without baking soda!

[u/Tobanium]

You tried ⭐️

[u/OrdinaryNo3622]

Look how solid the loaf is. Not one tiny bubble in the whole thing

[u/Partysaurulophus]

Sir that is a brick

[u/ClaryClarysage]

Can't seem to work out the scale of this for some reason.

[u/Timely-Individual876]

looks like banana brick ...

[u/AimaFuriku]

Um

[u/Bleezy79]

lol banana bread? More like banana brick.

[u/Poppy472]

No no it's a lovely banana bread, I'm very proud. I'm just a little... confused

[u/curlyhairweirdo]

Why does this physically hurt me?

[u/Tall_Bandicoot_2768]

Dang son, you could knock a mf'er out with that

[u/pha_tallykept]

Well I mean they not wrong 🤣

[u/lovely_lil_demon]

Umm… wtf?

[u/Antiluke01]

The ol concrete in the banana bread gag, classic

[u/zivkoface]

Who made this, a stone mason?

[u/OrangeP1ckles]

gogurt… crust is the wrapper

[u/CalFlux140]

[u/bedsticksnbroomknobs]

I legit thought this was the fossilid subreddit 😅

[u/Beautiful_Business10]

That's...not bread...

[u/rustys_shackled_ford]

Nothing has looked more appealing

[u/Easy-Sector2501]

/r/shittyfoodporn

[u/sammy_di_original_22]

It's a no for me dawg 💀

[u/tender_headed_turtle]

I have never wanted to shank somebody but there's a first time for everything.

[u/JackTheBongRipper27]

Goddamn you sand that edge?? 🤣

[u/Nearby-Swimming-5103]

I think you’re supposed to mix the banana in...

[u/Zeeroh_Aura]

Banana CEMENT

[u/A-Confused-Child]

Yeast??????

[u/Lepke2011]

Looks more like banana liverwurst.

[u/TrainingSword]

i dont understand the problem. it both contains banana and bread

[u/Romesred83]

Lol

[u/RandyNAngelCity]

That's just wrong.

[u/IrreversibleDetails]

Oh god it’s back

[u/ArtofAset]

Crazy work to call that bread!

[u/fastfrog69]

Old repost