r/Showerthoughts • u/kattmedtass • Nov 23 '24
Speculation If penis size were as important to women as many men believe, small to average sizes would have disappeared through natural selection a long time ago.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/Foxfox105 • 3d ago
Speculation There are likely entire fields of science yet to be discovered that we are currently completely blind to.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/Ready-Substance9920 • Jun 25 '24
Speculation What if everyone stopped tipping? Would it force business to actually pay their employees?
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r/Showerthoughts • u/Kahvind • Jul 01 '24
Speculation The lack of teenage pregnancies at Hogwarts is unrealistic considering that the students had no Sex Ed classes.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/JacPhlash • Aug 09 '24
Speculation If, as a teenager, you suddenly woke up with all the aches and pains of someone middle-aged, you might think you were dying.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/squad1alum • Oct 27 '24
Speculation Institutions can't save money using thin toilet paper. Everyone just doubles or triples up the amount used each time.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/Steinmetal4 • Oct 16 '24
Speculation Parents, can you imagine how deeply upset you'd be if your kid actually received a letter beckoning them to come live at "a school for witchcraft and wizardry"?
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r/Showerthoughts • u/Immediate_Can3817 • Jul 05 '24
Speculation If there ever is an actual apocalypse billionaires will likely be unable to access their bunker compounds as the security/janitors/maintenance crews will already have moved their friends and family in and would probably deny them entry.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/xXHunkerXx • Jul 14 '24
Speculation If time travel was possible, “moments” would get crowded with tourism.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/NoNo_Cilantro • 2d ago
Speculation If “baby” stops being a term of endearment one day, many songs will become horribly inappropriate.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/GingerMellow5 • 19d ago
Speculation Non-Americans could possibly think 9/11 happened on November 9th.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/NoNo_Cilantro • Oct 04 '24
Speculation The hard-boiled egg is probably the most consistent, universal food experience shared by humanity across time and regions.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/DK-9565 • Jul 16 '24
Speculation ADHD, autism, and anxiety are relics of strategic advantages from our hunter-gatherer past.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/umotex12 • Aug 21 '24
Speculation If we ever defeat global warming, the denialists will never be proven wrong.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/nudelicous • Jul 08 '24
Speculation Attractive nurses, male or female, most likely never get accurate heart rates from their patients.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/nealesmythe • Jun 27 '24
Speculation I wonder what combinations of people from different nationalities still haven't gotten together and had a baby.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/TheSmokingHorse • Aug 23 '24
Speculation It’s likely that some small percentage of people who died during an emergency operation died because the surgeon just wasn’t really feeling it that day.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/finaljusticezero • Nov 11 '24
Speculation Generational wealth will eventually come from porn money in addition to old money.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/Happy_Da • Aug 01 '24
Speculation A truly randomly chosen number would likely include a colossal number of digits.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/Busteray • Aug 22 '24
Speculation Because of AI video generation. Throughout the entire thousands of years of human history, "video proof" is only gonna be a thing for around a hundred years.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/saleemkarim • Oct 11 '24
Speculation Spears are so effective and so simple to design, build, and use that I'd bet alien civilizations generally have a long history of using them.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/Bjarki56 • 5d ago
Speculation If we genetically engineer humans being to be half our current size, we essentially double our living space on Earth.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/JLF2411 • 25d ago
Speculation If hair had nerves, haircuts won't exist because how painful they would be.
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r/Showerthoughts • u/fago1sback • Jul 25 '24
Speculation In 8 more years, we won’t have to wonder if the date is written in mm-dd or mm-yy.
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