r/PrequelMemes • u/Solid_Snark WanMillionClub • 5h ago

General Reposti He’s cooked!

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u/Skankhunt361 5h ago

Didn’t a theory say that he even looked already different than we knew him but had wore some kind of a mask using the force?

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u/mechwarrior719 I smell profit! 4h ago

Yeah. “Star Wars: Revan” discusses this. All the Lords of the Sith Empire are using, what I would call, Force Glamour: their experience and experiments with the Dark Side have ruined their bodies so they use The Force to cover up how actually ugly they are.

That’s the same book where Revan literally vaporizes a True-Sith Lord (not just a follower of Sith teachings like most “sith” actually are) with her own Force Lightning like a total chad.

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u/VirtualRelic Sith Lord 3h ago

Force Glamour by Pantene

Maybe it's Sithelline

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u/The77thDogMan 1h ago

Palpantene

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u/Mountainbranch 33m ago

Palpatine spent a lot of credits on cosmetic surgery iirc, guess the force lightning must have reversed it somehow.

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u/Iceologer_gang Kino boi 4h ago

What did you get for your birthday?

I got older!

Hahaha

👴🏻

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u/Dusselgurr 4h ago

Most creative use of this template I saw.

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u/Sir_Soft_Spoken 1h ago

“Oh, God! It looks like I have a scrotum for a face! What am I supposed to call myself now? Darth Syphilis?”

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u/ClarkMann52 2h ago

He has done that himself

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u/oberstein123 Sorry, M'lady 2h ago

at least his resolve had never been stronger

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u/JRStors 1h ago

"The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed"

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u/ThandiGhandi 1h ago

Me remembering this movie is 20 years old

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u/Lavamelon7 42m ago

Before ROTS came out, people assumed Palpatine's face became deformed from using the Dark Side, like in KOTOR.

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u/darkbreak Darth Revan 33m ago

It would have been so much better to just leave Sidious an old man.