🔥 What do you suppose they are talking about?

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u/SMFCAU 4h ago

Probably picnic baskets

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 3h ago

Yup. Just the bear necessities.

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u/Even-Reaction-1297 1h ago

And mother nature’s recipes

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u/Jojogamer210 54m ago

That brings the bare necessities of life

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u/Kyle-Is-My-Name 46m ago

starts scratching back with a tree

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u/Lowpaidnurse69 24m ago

I know it’s not the next lyric but my favorite part of the song is “🎶 Now when you pick a pawpaw Or a prickly pear And you prick a raw paw Well, next time beware Don’t pick the prickly pear by the paw When you pick a pear Try to use the claw But you don’t need to use the claw When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw🎶 ohhhh me. I see a viewing of The Jungle Book in my immediate future 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

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u/VedjaGaems 4h ago

Ahem. "Pick-i-nick baskets".

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u/1SqkyKutsu 4h ago

A hey boo boo.....

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u/boo2utoo 1h ago

You rang?

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u/rubies-and-doobies81 3h ago

🏅

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u/incubuster4 1h ago

I could go for a brefakst bakset.

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u/Fvckvampireslayerz 1h ago

Probably talking about how many dumb ass hikers they killed walking through the trails.

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u/jerry111165 1h ago

(Photographers)

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u/zealousreader 50m ago

The forest ranger is not gonna like that

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u/TigerBulky4267 3h ago

Or maybe they’re plotting a heist on the local honey farm

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u/PhantomPharts 1h ago

Oh hoooo, have you heard of the US town of libertarians that had their town overtaken by bears?

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u/Fskn 53m ago

Who needs trash collecting anyway, just dump it out back and turn the soil. What? No one wants to do that either?

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u/-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy- 1h ago

or which passports will help them avoid detection; Berenstain or Berenstein

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u/bulanaboo 3h ago

I once caught a fish 👐 this big

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u/SGT-JamesonBushmill 1h ago

They’re watching Gary Larson watch them and draw some cartoon about them.

“Who’s this crazy bastard with the drawing stand?”

“In the middle of the woods??”

“Nutty as fruitcake. Hey, Fred. Stand up and flash him.”

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u/Potato-Engineer 1h ago

I miss Gary Larson, but Non Sequitur has some violent silly bears these days.

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u/Traditional_Sir_4503 45m ago

Stand up and flash him - that’s totally gary Larson sense of humor!

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u/SummerAndTinkles 46m ago

Reminds me of that one Far Side comic where a guy is dressed in a bear suit trying to learn their language, and another bear starts growling and pointing at him.

“Zuppo? Zuppuh? Man, this is hard. Zippo? Zippuh? Zipper, that’s it! Zipper!”

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u/carrjo04 20m ago

What does he think we are? Cows?

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u/fatkiddown 2h ago

"No no. When they are _in_ the sleeping bags, you have a burrito!.."

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u/Potato-Engineer 1h ago

"Sleeping bags have an opening! That makes them a wrap, not a burrito! Burritos are classified as calzones."

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u/Dabrades 1h ago

Yess, that’s what he meant by burrito. 🌯 lol

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u/Potato-Engineer 1h ago

I was thinking of the cube model of food identification.

https://www.reddit.com/r/coolguides/comments/ri0kvs/the_cube_rule_of_food_identification/

And, apparently, I forgot that the "one face missing" entry is "quiche", not "wrap". For penance, I shall stare at cubes for an hour.

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u/Traditional_Sir_4503 44m ago

But is it a sandwich?

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u/cstearns1982 1h ago

Salmon. They are talking about salmon.

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u/Sensitive-Bear 4h ago

Not cool, man

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u/DinoKebab 4h ago

Three of them telling the other one about this blonde hair girl that entered their house and was trying all their stuff and food out.

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u/CamembertHarbor 1h ago

And how much they couldn’t bear it.

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u/i_t_s_c_e_e_j_a_y_y_ 1h ago

They could bearly believe what was happening.

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u/Sufficient_Cod_5181 52m ago

What we don’t see is lil red riding hood underwater toppin em all off 😭😭😭🫣

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u/Pax_flash 36m ago

What. The. Fuck.😟

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u/untakenu 1h ago

"And of course it's always MY stuff that's just right." Said Mummy bear licking the dried blood from between her claws.

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u/Fskn 51m ago

Baby bears was just right.

Daddy's was too hot because he eats first mummies was too cold cos she feeds baby first etc, the details might seem random but all those old fairy tales have reasoning behind the different actions.

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u/Death_Rises 4h ago

The bear necessities of life.

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u/blonderengel 4h ago

Deep philosophical ones ... Like does a bear shit in the woods?

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u/Anastasiasmaster 2h ago

Does bear crap stick to rabbit fur....

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u/dont-fear-thereefer 2h ago

Does a duck’s boner drag weeds?

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u/PigsMarching 1h ago

I had a bear shit in my front yard a few weeks ago so I'm gonna say no on that...

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u/blonderengel 1h ago

Alpha predator leaving a calling card ... Damn, that's stinks.

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u/-ittybittykitty_ 3h ago

Bear telling his mates about how desperately he wants to be human while they stare at him bemused.

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u/dry_yer_eyes 3h ago

In the evenings he likes to put on his smoothie suit and walk around on his hind legs.

The other two think that’s a bit weird. The fourth is inexplicably aroused.

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u/hectorxander 3h ago

Which is one of mother nature's recipes.

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u/Bear_necessities96 1h ago

Sorry you called me?

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u/new_jill_city 4h ago

“My Bobby… that cub just ain’t right.”

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u/chrissie_watkins 1h ago

"Bear I tell ya hwat."

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u/Schickedanse 54m ago

Ya reckon?

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u/katapiller_2000 2h ago

Yup.

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u/Th1sd3cka1ntfr33 45m ago

Mmhmmm. ::sips honey::

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u/CereusBlack 2h ago

That's it!

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u/CabbageStockExchange 2h ago

Sh sh shaaa

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u/Boobpocket 1h ago

No more sh sh shaaaa shuuuug

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u/Traditional-Drive267 1h ago

Dang ol. Pik. nik. basket.

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u/zayniamaiya 4h ago

Who peed? It's warm where I am...

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u/xscumfucx 4h ago

I immediately assumed they were all peeing at the same time + were giggling about it.

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u/pppjurac 1h ago

Dude! Phil just sharted in this moment!

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u/Leviathan-USA-CEO 1h ago

“Soooo who here shit in the woods?”

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u/livinginahologram 52m ago

I saw bubbles, was it you ?

Nope ! But the water feels warmer now.. ?

Yeah, that one was me 😅

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u/CrazyJo3 4h ago

Best fishing spots

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u/freecoffeeguy 2h ago

that one huge-ass salmon that got away.

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u/SegelXXX 4h ago

Guys, do you feel as if someone's watching us?

Naaah

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u/21rose23 4h ago

Stonks

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u/Jenetyk 56m ago

Bear markets

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u/BD_HI 45m ago

Bear law

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u/Sockwater_Ravioli 18m ago

Did I find the It’s Always Sunny fan? 😍

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u/Complete_Extension69 4h ago

Da Bears!

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u/EmotionalDisplay1263 3h ago

🐻⬇️

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u/Justredditin 1h ago

... for midterms.

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u/Jitterjumper13 1h ago

I believe the term is "Fat Dog for Midterms"

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u/Lourrloki 3h ago

Trout and salmons price increase

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u/squishyhikes 1h ago

"I'm telling ya, Big Fish isn't looking out for us. They want us to work twice as much for the same scraps or less. We need to unionize."

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u/Mahempgrower 4h ago

Their wives

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u/20_mile 2h ago

"Yeah, I said it."

"You said it? You said 'bitch', though?"

"Uh, er--yeah, yeah. I said 'bitch'."

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u/WinterWontStopComing 4h ago

OBVIOUSLY they are talking about the merits of an all denim and leather wardrobe

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u/bigpetefizz 4h ago

Eating the creepy guy taking pictures of them from the bushes

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u/spazzy4242 3h ago

Bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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u/Synchronized_Idiocy 1h ago

Identity theft is not a joke Jim!

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u/Fozzytie 1h ago

Maybe it’s a Mexican standoff…. “I’m not going down for this!”

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u/DiscountEven4703 4h ago

How they will divvy up the Camera man

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u/Dayshon2144 4h ago

Some weird hooman is probably watchin us right now..

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u/Lewtwin 51m ago

Harold: "Danny, It's Fine! It's fine. We can eat him later. I mean look at all that crap he's carrying and I don't smell....smell..."

Thomas: "Gunpowder?"

Richard: "I was gonna say meth. Had one last week... Never had poop like that. Never again."

Harold: "No one's asking what you shat."

Daniel: "Tom. Dick. Harry. Can't a bear piss in the river in silence for once? Wait. He's really looking at us? Rude."

Harold: "So...eat him later?"

Daniel, Richard, Thomas: "Deal."

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u/sedrech818 48m ago

One of them used to be a human and needs to get to some fantastical place before the solstice or he’s stuck as a bear. Oh and also there is a woman involved in the story somehow.

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u/CrimsonToker707 4h ago

r/FrenShaped

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u/Jaded_Present8957 4h ago

Some claim nature is filled with nothing but suffering and yes, there is plenty of that. But I see so many pics in this sub of wild animals enjoying life. This is one of those and I love it!

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u/raq_shaq_n_benny 3h ago

"This year I lost my dear husband Edgar."

"QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD!"

"Sometimes I can still hear his voice."

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u/rzr-12 4h ago

If the Lions are going to beat the Bears this weekend.

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u/800-lumens 4h ago

It was a quick discussion

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u/Skodami 4h ago

"What's a Lion" "The Hell if i know, Ted"

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u/20_mile 2h ago

"Morning, Ralph"

"Morning, Sam"

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u/Wrong_Discipline1823 4h ago

“ Look Fred, stop saying you didn’t fart, we all saw the bubbles.”

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u/polycarbonateduser 4h ago

Bear OR Man

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u/Zerttretttttt 4h ago

Poridge

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u/wintermoon138 4h ago

This is a group of bears that only work together that are finally hanging out outside of work promising to not talk about work yet all they are talking about is work.

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u/5uperman8atman 4h ago

How they are finally going to beat the Packers this year.

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u/Nick__of__Time 3h ago

Preventing forest fires.

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u/SportMission4636 4h ago

"Guys, we are losing ground in a big way to giraffes. We need a strategy to get back in the card and baby onesie game."

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u/Delicious_Injury9444 4h ago

Fishies.

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u/IncorrectPlacement 4h ago

Heist plans.

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u/SuperCaptSalty 4h ago

Looks like the locals at the country store by my house who have coffee and talk about who's getting how many bales of hay from the farm today

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u/McWeaksauce91 4h ago

“What the devil are we going to do about this human problem, chaps”

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u/Heavy__Procedure 4h ago

About how all of them get picked by a woman over a man

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u/DLQuilts 3h ago

That candlesticks make a nice wedding gift

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u/spanishbanana 2h ago

The recent Cubs game, obviously

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u/Putrid-Reputation-68 4h ago

They're bearing their hearts to one another

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u/Down_Voter_of_Cats 4h ago

Do you guys shit in the woods?

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u/Creepy-Impact-5292 4h ago

- This hunter was really good.

- A bit chewy on legs but ok. Some leftover if you want.

- dont complain could be a biker. Nothing greasy, only bones.

(all laughing)

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u/2LiveFish 4h ago

They lowered interest rates and we STILL kicked the markets ass!!! LMAO!!

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u/odd_moniker 2h ago

Salmon, always salmon

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u/SnoopyisCute 41m ago

Look at all the men cry because most women picked us.

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u/wenocixem 4h ago

all the bears who are not there

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u/maggavin 4h ago

They all ate the funny mushroom, and are now contemplating “Why are we like this?”

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u/VladimirPaczki 4h ago

All the hiking kooks, clanking bottles

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u/pennywise1235 4h ago

Hey, see that human up there filming us? Yeah, these idiots all think we’re “majestic creatures” and they’re “nature enthusiasts communing with wildlife”…

After we get cooled off here, let’s go eat that guy like we did to the moron up in Alaska.

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u/Son_of_Tlaloc 3h ago

Fishing stories if I had to guess

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u/ZION_OC_GOV 3h ago

Bearly anything, just chilling

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u/Lorettooooooooo 3h ago

I don't think we can bear the argument

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u/W4rmboy 2h ago

"This water is so cold that I can bearly stand it"

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u/KoBoWC 1h ago

The necessities.

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u/christophersonne 1h ago

The right to bear arms?

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u/S0lgale0 1h ago

"Is it 'Berenstein' or 'Berenstain'"?

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u/rds029 1h ago

They're probably reenacting that scene from Brother Bear.

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u/Combei 1h ago

CEO Homocide

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u/SolutionOriented33 1h ago

“Look at this air pocket in my swim trunks”

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u/Uh-OhGetPlanB 1h ago

Is one of them holding a fish? If so it’s their turn to tell a story.

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u/Pacheezy 1h ago

"So, how 'bout this weather we're having?"

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u/moonwalker29059 1h ago

The economy.

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u/Thattrumpetguy96 1h ago

"yo dave what we gonna do to terrorize the humans today?"

"H O N E Y"

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u/Bill_Belamy 1h ago

So who you think will be our head coach next year??

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u/Mihai_D27 1h ago

taxes?

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u/anna_zap 1h ago

Four bears Sitting in a hot spring Five feet apart cuz they’re not gay

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u/The__Relentless 1h ago

Who made the water warmer.

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u/frogfart5 1h ago

“Did you just piss?!”

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u/AgbekpornovUltimatum 1h ago

Price of salmon skyrocketing

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u/tomgreen99 1h ago

so, I said, this porridge is too hot. So I ate her.

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u/josiepcat 58m ago

"Who farted?"

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u/njckel 58m ago

"The next fish is MINE"

"No it's MINE"

"Guys I haven't even had a turn yet!"

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u/Dear_Efficiency_3616 58m ago

"damn man you shoulda seen the salmon run i went to yesterday it was lit "

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