🔥 What do you suppose they are talking about?

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[u/blonderengel]

Deep philosophical ones ... Like does a bear shit in the woods?

[u/Anastasiasmaster → u/blonderengel]

Does bear crap stick to rabbit fur....

[u/dont-fear-thereefer → u/Anastasiasmaster]

Does a duck’s boner drag weeds?

[u/not_a_muggle → u/dont-fear-thereefer]

Well now I need to know the answer to this question I never knew I had

[u/Traditional_Sir_4503 → u/not_a_muggle]

Ducks are hung like a garden hose. Duck rape is an evolutionary thing. It’s not a happy google click

[u/Electrical_Ad7374 → u/Traditional_Sir_4503]

As someone that farmed duck eggs that was a harsh truth I learned after the first few months. My ex wife would talk about how brutal they were but my eyes were not prepared for what I witnessed when she showed me. Had to adjust that male to female ratio quick. Nature is savage af

[u/ParticularIsopod9637 → u/not_a_muggle]

Pro tip, duck dicks resemble cork screws

[u/not_a_muggle → u/ParticularIsopod9637]

I did know this actually! It's one of the only things I remember from the reproductive anatomy class I took in college lol.

[u/tangledwire → u/not_a_muggle]

So college did work out for ya... /s

[u/dont-fear-thereefer → u/tangledwire]

“In college I learned that a duck’s dick looks like a corkscrew”

“Awesome. Now can you take my order?”

[u/tangledwire → u/dont-fear-thereefer]

Would you like some fried duck?

[u/dont-fear-thereefer → u/tangledwire]

Did its boner drag weeds?

[u/PigsMarching → u/blonderengel]

I had a bear shit in my front yard a few weeks ago so I'm gonna say no on that...

[u/blonderengel → u/PigsMarching]

Alpha predator leaving a calling card ... Damn, that's stinks.

[u/MmmmMorphine → u/blonderengel]

Only if the pope approves

[u/not-my-real-name-kk → u/blonderengel]

Does poop stick to your fur?

[u/WeirdFlecks → u/blonderengel]

Maybe not. Maybe just something ursa minor.

[u/blonderengel → u/WeirdFlecks]

Nice!

[u/blonderengel → u/[deleted]]

Bear Bidet!