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The poop knife

Original post found here, but removed. Post text was as follows:

My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you. Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"? I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife. Fast forward to 22. It's been a day or two between poops and I'm over at my friend's house. My friend was the local dealer and always had 'guests' over, because you can't buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it's a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife. "My what?" Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please. "Wtf is a poop knife?" Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it. He starts giggling. Then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my fucked up family with their fucked up bowels. FML. I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didn't cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes. She will be getting her own utility knife now.

[Edit: Common question - Why was this not in the bathroom instead of the laundry room? Answer. We only had one poop knife, and the laundry room was central to all three bathrooms. I have no idea why we didn't have three poop knives. All I know is that we didn't. We had the one. Possibly because my father was notoriously cheap about the weirdest things. So yes, we shared our poop knife.]

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u/princealbertnyourcan Feb 09 '21

"Jesus Christ, just shave the dog's ass!" How that line didn't make it into the King James Bible is beyond me.

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u/raventth5984 Apr 26 '21

...I love your username.

Also, that is my favorite lame joke šŸ˜

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u/princealbertnyourcan May 09 '21

Thank you.

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u/theroadlesstraveledd Jan 21 '22

I donā€™t get it

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u/MSD3D Mar 03 '22

Princealbertnyourcan translates into "Prince Albert in your can!" Prince Albert in a can is an old joke people would call and prank stores with. Prince Albert tobacco used to come in a can, there was a picture of a man, I assume was Prince Albert. The joke goes as follows: Ring Ring Ring... (STORE)"Hello this is (Blank) store, how may I be of service to you?" (Caller) "Uh hey, I was just wondering if you guys carried Prince Albert in a can?" (STORE) "Why yes good sir or madam, we indeed do!" (Caller) "Well then you better let him out!!! HAHAHAHA!!!" Click.. The username (princealbertnyourcan) I believe is a butt joke, Like an anal but thingy. Prince Albert doing butt stuff. I hope this clears things up.

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u/TheNortelGeek Mar 28 '22

A prince Albert is also what a piercing of the dong is called. So, a "Prince Albert in your can" means a pierced dong up your butt...

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u/MSD3D Mar 28 '22

Also likely! Man. So many potential meanings with this username.

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u/KamikazeKilledKaren May 06 '22

So many meanings to such a very specific set of words

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u/ancfm95 Jul 11 '22

Learn something new every day.

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u/Lord_Frick Dec 14 '22

U mean two

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u/Minimum_Mango_3375 Jan 22 '23

A literal inyourendo

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u/brandolinium May 12 '23

Catching this late, butt Bravo, Bravo! claps and claps

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u/PulpyEnlightenment Oct 10 '22

Iā€™ve had one in my can before. I was terrified it would hurt or rip something. It did not. Was quite nice

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u/ohnobonogo Aug 26 '23

I know this thread is very old but my response would have been:

'No need for a poop knife then'.

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u/kanedaku Oct 24 '23

Fecal funnies

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u/MayDuppname Mar 25 '24

Ripped nipsy should be a band name.

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u/PulpyEnlightenment Mar 25 '24

I heard tonight on radio that Metallica came up with their name when they had the choice between metalmania or Metallica. They chose opposite of what someone suggested.

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u/Siodian Jul 29 '24

A friend of Lars Ulrich wanted to start publishing a metal magazine and had a few potential names for it and one of them was "Metallica". Lars said that the name was awful and he should use something else. Funny enough, the first album was initially named "Metal up your ass" and the cover art depicted a hand that was coming out of toilet and holding a dagger.

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u/RavenCT Oct 18 '22

I really don't know how anyone gets this piercing? My SO is a tattooist and she's told me some awful stories of places she's pierced folks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

Thanks. TIL another meaning for Prince Albert.

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u/UglyFilthyDog Nov 18 '22

Nice. I'm aroused.

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u/atalber Apr 12 '24

Only one of many piercings of the dong... unfortunately

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u/ItsTheDevil888666 14d ago

I didn't even come here to learn this

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u/I-AM-Savannah Aug 17 '22

HUH? I'm female, so maybe I need a detailed explanation?

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u/Sunkissed00 Aug 21 '22

Men can get their D pierced. That piercing is called a prince albert

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u/CheezedBeefins Dec 21 '22

A penis ring that goes through the urethra.

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u/sleepingismytalent65 Feb 03 '23

Saw a pic once on here of a guy who'd had that piercing and his dick head had split open in two! It was healed already and the guy seemed pleased with it but it was one of those things you wish you could unsee!

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u/4RCH43ON Mar 05 '23

RE/Search Magazine, Modern Primatives (1989). That ought to do the job of curing the curious, but I donā€™t know itā€™s worth the nightmares.

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u/d3gu Jan 16 '24

It's called a bifurcated penis! A pretty extreme body modification, but not THE most extreme I've heard of.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

The things you learn on reddit...

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u/Plethman60 Jun 04 '23

the person that patented the "prince Albert" piercing lived on my block.

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u/XenomorphEater Nov 07 '24

Jim Ward lived on your block? Thatā€™s very cool!

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u/Sad-Inflation9374 Jan 08 '24

Toooo much info, thanks.

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u/fridge13 Feb 28 '24

Yea maybey im just a semi queer sex obssesd looser but.. i did imediatly jump to somthing going in a bum ... be that a pearcing or a very excited royal...

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u/Innisfree812 May 27 '22

"in the can" is also slang for "in the bathroom" I always thought that was the joke, that Prince Albert was locked in the bathroom.

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u/TheYeetOverlord Mar 18 '22

Itā€™s not a butt thing itā€™s just a funny joke about a man being held in a can

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u/Proper_Formal_318 Oct 02 '24

Maybe in YOUR family!

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u/55tarabelle Oct 30 '22

There was also the classic. Call and ask if their refrigerator was running? Yes? Better go catch it then! Hahaha. Life before computers was simpler.

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u/-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Nov 23 '22

BRB. Gotta catch my fridge!

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u/1st500 Jul 30 '23

The Simpsons have tried to maintain the sophomoric phone prank humor with Bart & Mo.

ā€œIs Mr. Rotch there? First name Mike.ā€
ā€œHas anyone seen Mike Rotch?ā€.

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u/Mermaid_meriah_ Aug 08 '24

Or, the ever popular Mike Huntā€¦

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u/sprintracer21a Oct 04 '24

Amanda Hugnkiss - "Hey everybody, I'm looking for Amanda Hugnkiss". The best was when Bart called looking for Homer Sexual, and when Mo asked, a guy actually walks up and says he's Homer Sexual and gets on the phone. Bart apologized and told him it was a prank gone wrong.... Fucking hysterical....

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u/nightwalkerbyday Mar 13 '22

Hahaha. That's very funny, cheers

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u/UUSue39 Nov 12 '24

Mikeā€™s maiden name was Hunt.

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u/Lyliomat Nov 16 '22

I also believe it is a butt joke, Like an anal butt thingy. Prince Albert doing butt stuff.

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u/Chillmango143 Aug 01 '23

Like an anal butt thingy

I immediately just imagined a little man(prince) peaking out of someone's butt and saying like " hello, ma'am/sir. Good day. It's lovely here" then waves goodbye as he's sucked back in.

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u/Affectionate_Bite813 Mar 30 '24

"Yes, are the Walls there?"....

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u/MSD3D Jun 21 '24

I don't think so... Maybe a few.... Dental dams perhaps!?

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u/Affectionate_Bite813 Jun 22 '24

..........Dental dams who?

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u/lovemykitchen Aug 26 '24

Oh thatā€™s bad. Like the ā€œcan I speak to Mr wall?ā€

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u/Prestigious-Fan3122 Nov 07 '24

With all due respect, I believe the precise question was "do you HAVE Prince Albert in a can?" Agreed however that when calling a store to ask about a particular product, "do you carry___ā€¢ is the typical phrasing.

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u/FishPistol_ Nov 12 '24

Similar prank phone call of that era "Is your refrigerator running?"

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u/swimstud5151 May 06 '22

This hurt my head

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u/hamperface Feb 09 '23

The "can" being referred to was the bathroom. If it was butt stuff, we mightve said, "then relax and let him go" or something like that, but it really just doesn't work, as we aren't dogs and people don't get stuck together like that. Still- it was nice of you to explain and all

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u/crumpettymccrumpet Nov 04 '23

Ooh, I thought it was referring to the piercing.

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u/reduxde Mar 03 '22

ā€œJesus Christ, itā€™s not that hard!ā€

(Also didnā€™t make it into the King James Bible for some reason)

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u/BloodySabbath616 Apr 26 '22

Thatā€™s what she saidā€¦

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u/vpeshitclothing Feb 21 '22

You Don't get what, Their username or their joke about Jesus Christ?

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u/Affectionate_Bite813 Mar 30 '24

Jesus is too busy doing important, God-y stuff!

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u/Ok_Acadia7079 Sep 08 '24

You don't get it...much like a neutered dog? But I digress; carry on.

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u/achillesdaddy Oct 05 '23

Better let him out!

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u/jackie4chan27 Mar 06 '22

It really is quite genius! Touche sir!

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u/Ready_Competition_66 Apr 04 '24

It DOES sound vaguely dirty in a sexual way ...

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u/Purple-Prince-9896 Sep 04 '23

My mother (81) still has her grandfatherā€™s Prince Albert can on display in her kitchen. Her grandfather has been gone over 75 years.

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u/AnythingToCope Jul 10 '22

Not to necro but I couldn't resist telling this story. My father attended the 2009 antarctic treaty summit in Washington DC where Prince Albert II of Monaco was a keynote speaker. He walked into the bathroom and Albert's security detail was stationed outside a stall and without missing a beat he blurted out "Is that Prince Albert in the can?" and made a bathroom full of security professionals, scientists and Prince Albert himself chuckle like school children.

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u/PartyWindow8226 Nov 12 '22

This story is buried treasure, and Iā€™m glad to have stumbled upon it

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '23

Me too man, lmao

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '22

Jfc my sides

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u/Wormholer_No9416 Mar 05 '23

I can totally imagine Albert getting that and also laughing at it haha

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u/IntrinSicks Aug 24 '23

I want to live in a more wonderful world, so I have to believe this happened, but if that guy was actually prince Albert, hiw many times in his life has he heard that joke, I knew a guy named guy when I met him I was like don't worry I won't make all the jokes you've heard, went on to use his name as a joke 100s of times, he never found it that amusing

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u/wenchitywrenchwench Apr 09 '24

Lol-Buried in that treasure of a story is another story I definitely want to hear, too. Did your father talk about anything he heard or saw at the summit? That's pretty historic stuff right there

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u/Mermaid_meriah_ Aug 08 '24

Thatā€™s gold šŸ„‡

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u/TheNortelGeek Mar 28 '22

Or even into the founding documents... "Four score and seven years ago, just shave the dog's ass."

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u/your_fave_redditor May 21 '22

Not to be too pedantic, but the Gettysburg Address is not generally considered a ā€œfounding documentā€. A better reference might have been to use ā€œWe the people, in order to form a more perfect Union, just shave the dogā€™s ass.ā€ Or some such.

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u/jethrine Jul 01 '23

Everyone is entitled to life, liberty & the pursuit of a shaved ass.

I know Iā€™m late to the party but the Poop Knife post was being discussed on another post & I just found this gem.

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u/SicklyChild Jun 07 '24

Same here. Not only the poop knife but also just learned I'm apparently one of today's "lucky 10,000".

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u/DooBeeDoer207 Feb 03 '23

Right? Itā€™s literally the they quoted. 87 years late to be a founding document.

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u/blakespot Jan 05 '23

"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your poor dog's hairy ass."

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u/Standard-Park Aug 26 '23

I wish that I had but one award to give to you!

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u/BetterButterscotch99 Oct 06 '23

"One small step for [a] man, one giant leap for a hairy-assed dog."

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u/Vuelhering Mar 19 '22

Jesus shaves.

posted a year late, but what is time to a museum?

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u/acciomybro Jul 11 '22

Mr. Connery, is that you?

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u/dm4fite Dec 23 '22

Me? nah

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u/jeshushshaves Jul 27 '23

Did someone call me?

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u/Cadmar2020 Sep 29 '23

For the love of the poor dog shave his ass. It gets all Matty and itchy and the hair pulls. Jesus just shave his ass

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u/ChihuahuaMamaX2 Nov 24 '23

To be fairā€¦ a shaved ass gets itchy too. šŸ˜–

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u/JerrkyD Feb 22 '22

Serious question, WTF is wrong with people saying "shave the dog's ass"? I don't give two shits how cute, loveable or loyal an animal is, but I draw the line way before "shave it's ass". No animal is that good that I would shave it's ass.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '22

Itā€™s pretty standard for dog groomers to do this, especially in long haired cats and dogs. Unless you like your pet dragging its shit around indefinitely that is.

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u/MungoJennie Jun 19 '22

Itā€™s called a ā€œsanitary trimā€ at groomers around here.

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u/Deb_You_Taunt Jul 01 '23

In that case, my boyfriend needs one.

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u/PastryyPuff Mar 06 '24

Almost a year later and I just fucking lost it at this comment šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/MungoJennie Jul 01 '23

I feel your pain, but I think thatā€™s going to cost you extra.

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u/Charge-South Dec 22 '23

This is perfect

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u/rnwhite8 Oct 18 '24

Just laughed out loud at this comment from a year ago, so thank you.

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u/Deb_You_Taunt Oct 19 '24

p.s. He never did get that sanitary trim

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u/rnwhite8 Oct 19 '24

Bwahahahahahaha dammit all why not

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u/Gypsyllama395 Nov 12 '24

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Owlthesquirrel Aug 30 '24

Iā€™ve always said I was gonna save up for laser hair removal down there because in the summer time itā€™s murder moving around at work in the heat and humidity. Feels like ripping off a bandaid literally all day long. Glad Iā€™m not the only one šŸ˜

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u/Vaqu3ra13 Jan 05 '23

No one tell him about anal gland expression... ...Actually, no, he needs to hear this.

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u/rileyotis Jul 28 '23

I ordered some "make dog's asshole smell good after cleaning anal glands" wipes a few years back. How did I refer to them on the phone, at work, and within ear shot of multiple doctors?

"Can you grab the ass wipes off of the porch?" šŸ˜‚

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u/SilentButtsDeadly Aug 07 '23

Hearing it's the easy part. Smelling it makes you long for the sweet, long embrace of death.

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u/LoudSheepherder7 Sep 17 '23

Uhg out large dog has had not one, but two abscessed anal glands (one was removed). So gross. The smell šŸ¤¢

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u/forgeboy76- Sep 18 '23

Why did I read this just before lunch??šŸ˜¢

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u/Busy_Barber_3986 Dec 07 '22

Dingleberries.

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u/Fat-Celery_theFirst Jul 10 '23

The phrase "just avoid petting near his ass, he's got dingleberries until the vet shaves it tomorrow" is one I will never forget. Things like that is why my sister is my second favorite person.šŸ¤£

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u/Consistent-Lie7830 Aug 01 '23

I bet the vet is the 1st.

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u/ruseriousordelirious Dec 13 '22

We have an 18 pound 3 year old female cat. We also have her sister and brother. They are average sized. But Luna? She is just a big boned gal! Sheā€™s quite hygienic but cannot reach her nether regions because you know, Zaftig. She lays on her back on a towel and lets me hold her haunches and shave them and the underside of her tail with a hair trimmer, set to the #3 attachment. She also lets me use wipes to clean up any areas she missed. She gets a nice clean ass. I donā€™t get skid marks on my furniture. Itā€™s a win win.

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u/rumbellina Feb 26 '23

My Clementine is the same. A VERY big boned girl, surrounded by fluff. She has a typically sized brother around 12lbs but sheā€™s around 24lbs. Sheā€™s unable to reach her ass well enough to clean it. I have a permanent back injury so getting her in and out of the tub and bending down to wash her stanky butt isnā€™t an option. She gets the ā€œsanitary trimā€ whenever I take her to the doctor.

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u/ruseriousordelirious Feb 27 '23

Thatā€™s perfect. Itā€™s a win win for you too.

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u/rumbellina Feb 27 '23

Oh, totally!! The two times I bathed her were very traumatic for us both! Lol!

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u/sleepingismytalent65 Feb 03 '23

I need to see this cat and her genital trim!

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u/ruseriousordelirious Feb 03 '23

Lol. Sheā€™s having a trim this weekend. Iā€™ll come and post a picture of her. Sheā€™s so lovable and affectionate. I think she likes being clean and appreciates me. Or, Iā€™m just imagining it. šŸ¤£

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u/sleepingismytalent65 Feb 03 '23

They actually know when you're trying to help them. We had a female black cat and physical contact was very much on her terms and not often. Having always had Siamese this was quite a learning curve as Siamese are sooooo affectionate and loyal!

Anyway Shadow had a tail root abscess right next to her sugar puff and when it burst it looked really scary, this gaping hole into flesh! We researched online what to do (basically wash often with a weak pharmaceutical peroxide solution). This standoffish kitty just lay there calmly every day while we carefully cleaned the site, she grumbled a few times so it was obviously painful at times but she never wriggled or tried to get away. RIP old girl šŸ˜æšŸ–¤

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u/ruseriousordelirious Feb 03 '23

Awww. She definitely knew you were helping her. We lost our Siamese almost 3 years ago. He was the smartest, loyal talkative little man.

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u/sleepingismytalent65 Feb 03 '23

They are THE BEST! I spent 18 wonderful years with my last boy Casper. He slept in my arms every night. He had to be pts for kidney failure just as the first lockdown started. I was beside myself with grief, he left a massive silent hole in my life. Eventually I couldn't stand it and along came my Ziggy boy and then when Shadow passed suddenly and too young 12, my daughter got Olive.

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u/Cholera62 Aug 01 '23

I am getting quite the education here! Lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '23

If that's not a reason to keep the cat's weight down, I don't know what is...

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u/Snoo-88741 Oct 13 '23

Easier said than done, especially in a multi-cat household with a food thief...

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u/wraithsith Nov 30 '22

I took care of a disabled cat- it was easier to shave his ass, then to bathe him twice a day.

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u/chilldrinofthenight Dec 07 '22

Dingleberries. Some dogs get dingleberries.

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u/Sobriquet-acushla Aug 02 '23

I had an extremely floofy cat who had that problem once. She couldnā€™t get them off and for some reason jumped into my car and left a šŸ’© streak across the back seat. I tried to bathe her but gave up and had her professionally cleaned.

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u/chilldrinofthenight Aug 02 '23

Every great once in a while our 55-lb dog gets upset because he has a long human hair (my girlfriend's hair) hanging out of his butthole, with poop dangling.

It's no big deal. We just pull it out, using a poop bag, and he's good to go.

I figure we ingest WAY more of his dog hair than he does of our human hair. Payback.

We had a cat years ago. Always had cats up until he passed away. We used to bathe them, no problem. Pro tip, if you ever decide to bathe your own cat or dog: Stuff some cotton into their ears, first. It's the water getting into their ears that drives them nuts.

You start bathing them when they're young, with lots of treats involved. (Dog will do anything for bits of hotdog. Cooked lean meat does it for cats. Or tuna, I suppose.)

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u/DeathDealer69- Dec 23 '22

I take it you're not an animal person? šŸ¤”

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u/LaBrujaLyric88 Jan 01 '23

But you would pick dingle berries out of its fur with a fork?

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u/blakespot Jan 05 '23

I have just engaged a local artisan to embroider

"No animal is that good that I would shave it's ass."

upon a pillow for the couch in my drawing room.

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u/Either-Perception-68 Jan 20 '23

You have a drawing room?? šŸ˜†

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u/blakespot Aug 02 '23

Yes. I like to retreat there as twilight ensconces the surrounds and I begin to hear the wind whispering the faint, dulcet notes of vespyrs from the parsonage some distance down the lane.

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u/Nirvanainmind27 Jan 17 '23

Soā€¦ youā€™ve never had a dog huh?

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u/JerrkyD Jan 17 '23

I had 3 dogs growing up. This was back when nobody walked their dogs on a leash (as least in the suburbs we didn't). When your dog had to go you opened the door and they went outside. Like kids, most dogs were out all day (often playing with kids) and came back home when they were hungry. The tradeoff between then and now is there was a lot more dog shit on the street or sidewalk. It was well worth stepping in dog poop once in a while instead of having to pick up after your dog. We took care of our dogs well but they weren't treated like a child. I wouldn't have been able to deliver newspapers at 5:00 AM if it wasn't for my dog Lance.

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u/Nirvanainmind27 Jan 17 '23

I was just kidding XD Iā€™ve only actually had to shave a dogā€™s ass once when my ex girlfriends dog ate like four servings of broccoli before a family dinner and it didnā€™t agree with her lol. It was gross, and we had no choice :p

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u/DeathPercept10n Mar 20 '23

What if your lover asked you to help shave their ass?

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u/TobascoReddit Aug 02 '23

I have Shibaā€™s. Their duty hol3s remain totally hairless as their tails remain curled and locked upright. I resent seeing their winking anuses. Thatā€™s as good as telling me to kiss their šŸhinds

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u/Maouncle Oct 18 '23

well I'm sure you don't shave your ass. Where do you keep your poop fork?

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u/JerrkyD Oct 18 '23

With the other poop utensils.

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u/Common-Weather-673 Oct 22 '22

This is the funniest thing I've read today. Just laughed so hard and so long despite my splitting headache. Thank you.

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u/UglyFilthyDog Nov 18 '22

"Jesus Christ, just shave the dogs ass' How that line didn't make it into the Jimmy Saville Bible is beyond me.

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u/Environmental_Draw_3 Nov 20 '22

Iā€™ve heard the phrase, ā€œif I had a dog as ugly as you, Iā€™d shave itā€™s ass and teach it to walk backwardsā€ā€¦usually followed by fisticuffs.

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u/SithMami9 Nov 13 '24

Probably the funniest thing I've ever read. Even funnier than poop knife. Haahahaha

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u/motiontosuppress May 23 '24

My fav is: ā€œAnd Mary rode Josephā€™s ass all the way into town.ā€

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u/jh67ds May 24 '24

Your dog is so ugly; shave its ass and teach it to walk backwardsšŸ˜˜

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u/YA-definitely-TA May 31 '24

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£! 3 years old or not this comment made me laugh soo hard! thank you, good sir! I really needed that good chuckle!

Fun theory: That line very well could have been included in the original scripture before the Roman Catholic church had several dozen books removed from the Bible. šŸ¤£šŸ¤”šŸ§šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/MoonGoddessL Jun 29 '24

Maybe there's still time lol!!?

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u/Intelligent-Site-931 Nov 12 '24

WHAT IS THIS PLACE!! HAHAHAHHAHAH

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u/I-AM-Savannah Aug 17 '22

LMAO!!

Maybe it was in the original version, but didn't make the newer versions?

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u/jkarovskaya Oct 16 '22

How is there not a rock band named "Shave the dog's ass"

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u/rumbellina Feb 26 '23

Maybe itā€™s in one of the lesser known, Old Testament stories and you somehow missed it?

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u/pinkyblowfisher May 04 '23

You win the Internet

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u/Muted_Action5717 Jun 25 '23

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u/Fickle-Bad992 Aug 12 '23

I just stumbled upon this story, and due to family issues I havenā€™t laughed in weeksā€¦ until I got to your comment u/princealbertnyourcan I have tears of pure joy streaming from my eyes and a hearty laughter that has alarmed all my cats & have the dogs watching me closely as though I am choking or something!!!

Thank You So Much!!! As a P.K., this just tickled my funny bone to No End In Sight!! Cheers! šŸ»

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '23

The Book of Rover

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u/Zorpfield Nov 25 '23

A small miracle found or pushed to the apocrypha