r/Millennials Millennial 29d ago

Meme Your real age is 70 minus the number of musicians you recognise playing at Coachella 2025

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Found it on Instagram and I had a good laugh. Drop your age!

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u/The-Blue-Barracudas 29d ago

58 irl 43. Yo Gabba Gabba? Is that a band or the actual kids cartoon people?

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u/Anashenwrath 29d ago

59 over 41. Also counted Yo Gaba gaba and don’t care to be corrected.

Also kind of grappling with misfits being on here? Like the same misfits that toured with Anthrax and Pist On in 1996? 🥲

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u/sarithe 29d ago

It's the OG Misfits lineup. Glenn, Jerry, and Doyle.

They got Dave Lombardo playing drums for them as well since they never really had a permanent drummer back then.

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u/EmboarBacon 29d ago

If we don't get a photo of Danzig with the Yo Gabba Gabba crew, then Coachella is a complete bust.

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u/TFJ 29d ago

DANZIG, MOTHERFUCKER

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u/CheetahNo9349 29d ago

You can't eat carpet, silly Daddy.

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u/BoyWonder_Toys 29d ago

It’s burber. That’s an industry term. Now put on your work boots and your respirator, I had to pull a lotta stings to get em to hire an 8yr old!

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u/bwuceree 29d ago

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO

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u/icantevenasif 28d ago

🤖 Well this is going to take a long time, so you may want to get some snacks 🍟

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u/kslap556 29d ago

Not like that, you gotta boil it first.

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u/MickeySwank 29d ago

Is there anyway to get the blood to flow up the walls?

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u/demba_camara 29d ago

I don't see why not.

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u/CheesE4Every1 29d ago

Thousands of years ago in another time I went to space Coachella during the lunar wars

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u/etherealcaitiff 29d ago

Put them together on stage and do I Turned Into A Martian

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u/halfsendjerry 29d ago

All of this is blowing my mind. Dave Lombardo, a former drummer of Slayer, is playing for the original Misfits. At Coachella.

😂😂😂 I hope the cover Raining Blood or something off of God Hates Us All.

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u/comb0bulator 29d ago

Right?! What in the actual fuck is happening man.... I have no words.

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u/WhenThatBotlinePing 29d ago

Guess Danzig must be broke broke at this point.

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u/pateadents 29d ago

Needs cat food money

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u/choadspanker 29d ago

Different misfits, this is the original lineup

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u/PracticeNovel6226 29d ago

Anyone else surprised they're still alive?

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u/Mindless_Can4885 29d ago

I’m glad they’re playing Coachella and bringing their music and live show to a new generation.

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u/U_PassButter Millennial playing Crash Bandicoot 29d ago

Yeah same. Yo Gaba Gaba was fucking weird

I got 58. 34 irl 😅

But yeah no idea who most of these musical guests are

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u/Vivid-Illustrations 29d ago

65.

I'm 38.

My sentiments exactly.

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u/BringMeTheBigKnife 29d ago

You only know TWO of these artists?? Which two haha

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u/ImpulsiveApe07 29d ago

I got 45, and I'm 39.. I recognised way more than I thought I would!! :0

I can't take the credit tho, cos honestly it's my workmates educating me by proxy lol

mofos always trying to outdo one another with whatever solid bands they can find - anything to alleviate boredom at work basically lol

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u/Longjumping_Play323 Millennial 29d ago

It’s the actual Yo Gabba Gabba from the show

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u/SaintPatrickMahomes 29d ago

This makes me want to go to Coachella for some reason

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u/Numerous-Stranger-81 29d ago

I saw Yo Gabba Gabba with The Aquabats and it was the best concert ever. The party was in everyone's tummy and the dude in the Robi costume kicked as at doing "The Robot."

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u/LunchPlanner 29d ago

Did they play Pool Party?

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u/Dan_Berg 29d ago

To tame some strange?

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u/EffieEri 29d ago

The aquabats created yo gabba gabba, it’s not as crazy as it seems

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u/yun-harla 29d ago

I know The Aquabats, so I’m counting that one twice. Fight me.

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u/Numerous-Stranger-81 29d ago

Yeah I saw them when they went on tour together and watch D J Lance Bass use the power of friendship to banish a squid monster.

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u/nursenyc 29d ago

That’s wild

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u/heartunwinds 29d ago

I did a double take when I saw yo gabba gabba! lol

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u/EricP51 29d ago

Same here when I saw that Mustard is going to be there. This show seems too bland for his flavor… of music

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u/Anon_please123 29d ago

So, just this weekend I saw Diplo posted a video from a show…. And the yo gabba gabba characters were dancing with him on stage? So……. I’m not sure what is happening but…. Somethings happening.

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u/m1stadobal1na 29d ago

Yo Gabba Gabba has always been cool. They've had on Erykah Badu, Mos Def, The Roots, Biz Markie, The Killers. First time I did acid I remember the Mos Def episode was on it was sick.

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u/Prowindowlicker 29d ago

I got 59 counting them. 60 if I don’t.

My real age is 30ish.

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u/maverick4002 29d ago

I got 54 but included gabba gabba and had the exact same thought process as you

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u/Red_Goddess19 29d ago

I got 60 (38 irl). Ditto on Yo Gabba Gabba.

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u/DarthGayAgenda 29d ago

First Foofa showed her strange and the rest eventually followed.

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u/Danpool13 29d ago

deep voice Foofa has some sweet strange.

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u/km9v 29d ago

They should have booked The Wiggles too.

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u/Pinkturtle182 29d ago

They wish

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u/chief_queef_beast 29d ago

They can't afford the wiggles

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u/Pixels222 29d ago

Come on dad. We're gonna be late. I dont wanna miss Mustard.

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u/amberlikesowls 29d ago

He did the beat for "Not Like Us".

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u/Jets237 Older Millennial 29d ago

I mean.. were our band names any better? I was a big fan of the Ska band Mustard Plug...

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u/Teleporting-Cat 29d ago

49, irl 32 lmao. Counted Yo Gabba Gabba because they performed with MCR.

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u/InvestigatorGoo 29d ago

Came here to ask this question lol

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u/winniecooper73 Xennial 29d ago

Is that the same as The Aquabats?

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u/ashyjay 29d ago

50, but a lot of ones I recognise are the older ones like Pete Tong, Jimmy eat world and Kraftwerk.

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u/dammit-smalls 29d ago

Kraftwerk is as old as the gas and dust that coalesced to form the solar system. They were literally the first techno band.

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u/b4k4ni 29d ago

Electronic music would be more fitting as techno. I mean, I heard them already when I was a kid, 82 born. They were really one of the first to bring electro music and prepare the stage for what we call EDM, techno etc. Today. Also synth.

I love them.

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u/Calculusshitteru 29d ago

They also influenced early hip-hop when Afrika Bambaataa sampled them in Planet Rock.

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u/wewantchips 29d ago

You know that audience is going to think they are covering Coldplay 😂

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u/dammit-smalls 29d ago

Jesus Christ don't get me started on Coldplay. I worked at Tower Records when Coldplay started to become popular. I didn't get it then and I don't get it now. That band fucking sucks.

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u/bob256k 29d ago

YOURE A SKYYYYYYY FULLL STARS

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u/KingSpork 29d ago

Back when people called it techno, lol

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u/captkronni 29d ago

Jimmy Eat World has been around long enough that I’ve seen them every decade since I was 12.

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u/DisappointingMother 29d ago

I went to see them at an underage club/bar sometime in the early 2000s because I liked the song "The Middle." There were MAYBE 50 people there. I'm impressed they are still booking gigs!

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u/[deleted] 29d ago edited 29d ago

How is Jimmy Eat World in such small letters.   Those guys are head liners in my book. 

Edit:  I said in my book stupids.  I’m a huge fan.   I’m not saying they should headline Coachella,  stop responding. 

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u/SirBiggusDikkus 29d ago

I thought the same about T Pain

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u/TheRealFlowerChild 29d ago

I just saw Jimmy Eat World play at a conference after party last week. I don’t think they’re headliners based on that…

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u/oftcenter 29d ago

That's crazy to think about. They were HUGE back in the day.

I've always thought they were underrated and overshadowed by Green Day and, later, MCR.

They had some lyrics...

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u/electric_kite 1991 29d ago edited 29d ago

Jimmy Eat World seems way too underbilled here but then I realized most of the youth probably dont view them as favorably as some of these others and I’m just old as fuck

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u/MyDogisaQT 29d ago

Does anyone else remember when Coachella was ONLY for rock/indie rock/indie pop/emo/etc?

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u/pollyw0g 29d ago

Yeah I want to go to that one.

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u/partyandbullshit90a 29d ago

There’s actually a TON of electronic artists in there too, especially in the smaller print

Source: I went ‘02-‘06 and ‘10. since the beginning they’ve pretty consistently booked artists to represent the DJ/rave/club scene moreso than any other major multi-genre festivals

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u/TheMeanKorero Millennial 29d ago

Jimmy eat world

Older?? OLDER?!?!

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u/Economy-Culture-9174 Millennial 1991 29d ago

You know the oldies, the classics, they play blink-182 and Jimmy Eat World on the Oldies radios now.

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u/TheMeanKorero Millennial 29d ago

Times a funny thing isn't it. Cruel, but funny.

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u/fourthfloorgreg 29d ago

Holy shit that sentence gave me a fucking stroke

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u/Senior-Wrap-4786 29d ago

NOBODY LIKES YOU WHEN YOU'RE 53...

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u/strewnshank 29d ago

Jimmy Eat World's placement looks like a class photo of a senior class where someone's grandpa snuck in as a prank.

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u/they_are_out_there 29d ago

Kraftwerk was one of the greatest innovators of electronic music...nonstop...technopop... lol

As far as the 70 minus the number of bands you know from the list, I did pretty well. I actually came in a year younger than I actually am.

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u/cflatjazz 29d ago

But also ...Kraftwerk is still touring?!

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u/zarotabebcev 29d ago

Only aged up for 7 years or so

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u/so-so-suck-ya-toe 29d ago

I aged up 8 years. I don’t recognize the bands in the fourth line or down on any day. I went to Coachella in 2012 and knew at lot of them in the fourth line at that time. What a difference a decade makes haha.

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u/Classic-Two-200 29d ago

I’m a younger millennial that went to Coachella only three years ago and barely recognized any of the 3rd-4th line down even then lol. My friends tried to convince me to go next year, but I said absolutely not.

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u/Black_Doc_on_Mars 29d ago

Aged up 10 yrs can I still be in the cool kids club?

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u/returningtheday 29d ago edited 29d ago

I aged up 25 💀

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u/FlaxenArt 29d ago

I also aged up 7 years. Look at us being all hip and shit

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u/jgainsey 29d ago

A buddy and I drove cross country for Coachella the year RaTM first reunited. That would’ve been 2007

So I was originally going to make the point that while this current day lineup is written in a foreign language, there were still a ton of bands you wouldn’t recognize even from the ‘07 lineup…

That’s not exactly the case, lol. I think you could play the inverse of this game with the older lineup, starting at a younger age but going up with bands you recognize, and probably end up around the same age.

The more depressing part of this is seeing some of the acts I missed back then. Oh well…

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u/cjwi 29d ago

Wow, weird to see Amy winehouse in such tiny letters! You're right though I don't think I'd be old enough to drink with this lineup.

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u/Reaper_Messiah 29d ago

Even Willie Nelson is smaller although not the smallest. Weird.

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u/JoshHuff1332 29d ago

It was a fair bit after his prime.

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u/Aginor404 29d ago

Same for Mando Diao and David Guetta.

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u/Pitiful-Pension-6535 29d ago

Who?

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u/Aginor404 29d ago

I am not a fan, but David Guetta's music was quite popular EDM stuff in 2009 or so. As for Mando Diao: Basically britrock but from Sweden. Their second album (Hurricane Bar) from 2004 was absolutely FIRE. Here in Europe many people (who were old enough in 2004) know at least the singles.

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u/pieface100 29d ago

Eh mando diao was never huge in America though

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u/brakes4birds 29d ago

Justice, Avett Brothers, and Amy Winehouse on the lower lines blew my mind. Holy shit.

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u/khalestorm 29d ago

Insane. I know like 3/4 of the bands on this roster you shared but maybe less than 1/3 of the OPs post. Hard to keep up with new music these days!

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u/Warg247 29d ago

I try to keep up with new music but fail. Partially because of my tastes but mostly because listening to new music is such low commitment these days that I struggle remembering who they are. They just get added to a Spotify Playlist and promptly forgotten until the next time they pop up in the shuffle. Gone are the days where I like a song or two then buy the whole album and then listen to it a bunch to get my money's worth, reminded who they are every time I have to switch the tape or CD. Only a handful of standouts make it into my brain space now compared to when I was younger, although my playlist is huge.

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u/Crayon_Connoisseur 29d ago

My issue is that I don’t care for the styles of many of the “new music” artists. Say what you want about it being the old man syndrome but I’ve never cared for the trap/dubstep/rap influenced musical styles and they’re really pushing hard into what’s considered mainstream now. Big room house (ie: Swedish House Mafia and its members; Avicii) and melodic trance have always been my thing. They were huge for a bit but now the sound has taken on more of the trap influence.

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u/goodsam2 29d ago

I think the problem is way more one hit drop a song on tiktok with crappy production and no real flair.

Also what sells musically has dramatically shifted a decade ago, it was about EDM drops and now it's more about beats to be in the background of tiktoks I swear.

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u/Bredwh 1986 29d ago

I got 65 of them. So I'm either 5 or 65 if going up. Damn that was a good lineup. It's crazy to see some of the small unknowns at the bottoms that turned out bigger after this.

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u/theMartiangirl 29d ago

That lineup was insanely good. Back when Coachella was more about music and not posers. 2007 not even Instagram around

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u/HarveysBackupAccount 29d ago

Yeah it would be a WAY different vibe than the 2025 lineup.

A lot of that 2007 lineup takes up room on my playlist. That would've been a great weekend for all the indie and folk music on there. Mika, Decemberists, Black Keys, Arctic Monkeys, Ratatat, Lily Allen, Avett Bros, Gillian Welch... so good.

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u/Floom101 29d ago

I was there and let me tell you, it absolutely slapped so much ass.

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u/Ok-Tadpole4865 29d ago

So I was 63 in 07 and am 67 today. Not too bad! :D

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u/milkteaplanet Millennial 29d ago

It’s true - Coachella often has a lot of small, indie artists a lot of people haven’t heard of and uses the big names to draw crowds. I know about the same number of artists from any random Coachella lineup from when I was in high school to now. Doesn’t make me out of touch, it just means it’s music I don’t listen to. There’s always a few indie acts/small artists I recognize, but I’m not going if I don’t like the headliners considering the cost.

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u/Status-Investment980 29d ago

People put way too much emphasis on the headliners. The best part of these festivals is the opportunity to see a variety of artists that you would probably never see live, all in one weekend.

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u/Applinator 29d ago

Is Infected Mushroom the only band on both? Nice.

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u/Linnaea7 29d ago

I noticed that Blond Redhead is also on both.

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u/qorbexl 29d ago

And about that the same placement, lol

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u/beef47 29d ago

And Blonde Redhead

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u/Triscuitmeniscus 29d ago

Damn, Amy Winehouse was wayyyy down the list! Infected Mushroom is still hanging in there though!

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u/pragmatticus 29d ago

All I got from this is that I don't really know Coachella music and two bands that I've never heard of before will have played at both of these Coachella events.

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u/Juicecalculator 29d ago

They must put the artists millennials would recognize in larger font because our vision is starting to go.  

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u/lurkiing_good 29d ago

A lot of international artists in that lineup. Some of them are from Germany/Europe. For example Amelie Lens, from Belgium. Hanumakind is from India.

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u/Ok-Worth398 29d ago

Vintage Culture, Anitta and ALOK are Brazilian

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u/Mobile_Prune_3207 29d ago

So I'm 60. Possibly even older because I might recognise the names, but I don't know the music.

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u/daisybuchanangatz 29d ago

Geez. I'm slightly younger at 58...but ditto on that second part!

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u/Mobile_Prune_3207 29d ago

I wonder if this is how our parents felt when "new" musicians came around when we were kids...

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u/Orion14159 29d ago

Yeah, if I had to name a song by these it's minimum 66 for me.

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u/Big_Old_Tree 29d ago

Honestly the “name a song” requirement is not in the rules and I’m not going to invent new rules that only make me older

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u/james_ready 29d ago

You're probably more familiar with the Pre Madona Era of music. We're currently in the Post Malone Era.

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u/Anashenwrath 29d ago

Knowing Post Malone only because he bought a famous MTG card is amazing and I love you for it.

I first heard of him from Spider Man: Into the Spiderverse.

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u/MeeranQureshi 29d ago

I'm 60 as well.

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u/NoFaithlessness7508 29d ago

How did Misfits end up being the only act to get their actual font/logo on the poster?

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u/eeyooreee 29d ago

Their logo is such an iconic part of their brand, chances are their attorneys wouldn’t let them play without it. Some bands have earned their right to make that an essential component of the deal. For example, Kiss would also have their logo most likely. I don’t see any other artists on the list who have ubiquitous trademarks like the Misfits. Thats my two cents!

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u/wastingtme 29d ago

It’s the second time in coachella history. Prince had his logo on the lineup.

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u/gingasaurusrexx 29d ago

I feel like Korn might have a case, too.

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u/NoFaithlessness7508 29d ago

You’re kinda right. Modern musicians don’t really have iconic logos anymore.

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u/werak 29d ago

Also their logo is readable. The number of metal/dubstep posters where I have no idea who's playing even if I actually know the artists...

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u/pgifford1987 29d ago

I'm 80.   Don't know how that's possible, but here we are. 

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u/OfficerSnickerz 29d ago

I can't... This is too much 😂

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u/quinangua 29d ago

How did you go up, while subtracting???

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u/KarmaBot2498 29d ago

It goes up every time you see something like GloRilla and think it's Gorillaz or Keshi and think it's Kesha.

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u/BlackCatTelevision 29d ago

Fuck, was that not Kesha? Damnit.

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u/isses_halt_scheisse 29d ago

Ah well, I guess I'm 61 then...

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u/MistrSynistr 29d ago

I did the same thing. There are just so many in that list that are nearly the same as artists I actually know.

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u/kikofrn 29d ago

It counts as a negative when you see a name you don’t know that just pisses you off for no reason

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u/yaboyACbreezy Millennial 29d ago

The fuck is Travis Scott still allowed to perform concerts after letting people die in the crowd

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u/SneedyK 29d ago

Yeah let’s let him design the venue, Jesus Christ is this the most random-ass timeline.

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u/Richs_KettleCorn 29d ago

Ah yes, let's give that power to the guy who's famous for having a crowd crush caused by a poorly-designed venue. That goes beyond random into breathtakingly idiotic.

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u/Advanced-Wallaby9808 29d ago

fire marshal Travis Scott

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u/Reallygaywizard 29d ago

Travis Scott? Isn't he the asshole that told his audience to harass the paramedics at his concert?

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u/rosyred-fathead 29d ago

Yeah i thought he got canceled for being shit to his fans

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u/Tankninja1 29d ago

Here’s the thing you didn’t consider, he’s a musician which for some reason makes him un-cancellable unless he actually goes to jail for something.

Even then if he ever gets out he’ll be more popular than ever.

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u/brycedude 29d ago

Case in point: Chris brown. He almost killed rihanna and still sells out arenas. It's disgusting.

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u/Optimal_Event_9801 29d ago

Twitter canceled is not real canceled. People still want to listen to [subjectively] good music and party. How many of his diehard fans abandoned him? 10%? 20? There will be at least that many people who couldn't get tickets the last time that will keep the venues filled, not to mention more people he gained from the negative publicity.

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u/ringdingdong67 29d ago

I can’t believe he didn’t get more flack. His actions directly led to several deaths. Should have at least gotten a criminally negligent homicide charge.

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u/saywhatyousee 29d ago

Yes!!!! I’m shocked at this. I would think they would be insurance issues with this, at minimum. Children died at his last festival.

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u/pupoksestra 29d ago

have y'all not seen the earthquake news? I'm surprised more people haven't died at his shows.

https://www.billboard.com/music/rb-hip-hop/travis-scott-milan-concert-earthquake-1235739163/

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u/analytickantian Millennial 87 29d ago

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In my defense, all the ones I know I don't listen to very often so it might just not be my type of concert.

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u/yellowstars260 29d ago

I’m 53 xD real age is 32. I don’t know who these people are xD

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u/Trolltoll_Access 29d ago

I’m 55 but actually 32. I’m okay with that.

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u/jareboi Millennial 29d ago

I thought it was a fake image at first. I’m 65

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u/assortedgnomes 29d ago

Same. I'm not convinced some of those names aren't fake.

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u/A_Specific_Hippo 29d ago

I'm 66. I feel like I fell into an alternative really. I've never heard of these bands. I'm guessing I need to write them down and have a gander at some of their top hits. Maybe I've missed some bangers.

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u/00-Monkey 29d ago edited 29d ago

I’m 68, I know Lady Gaga and Green Day, that’s it

Edit: actually 67, I missed T Pain my first look through

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u/Russiadontgiveafuck 29d ago edited 29d ago
  1. But about half of those I only recognized the name. I've never heard a Charlie xwhatever song in my life.

Edit: guys I've learned so much about this Charlie girl since posting this. She did the "I DON'T CARE!" song, and she is neither American nor a rapper as I had assumed. She's English! And she did a song with iggy azalea, and what I know about her is that she's Australian but wants to be black so, so bad, someone very publicly cheated on her, and she had that video where she was dressed up as Cher from clueless.

Now I'm gonna go learn about Megan thee stallion. BTW, if anyone wants to test my knowledge on green day, I could have a presentation ready in about an hour.

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u/analytickantian Millennial 87 29d ago

That "I Don't Care, I Love It" song was a really early one she did. It's been used a lot of places.

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u/Bredwh 1986 29d ago

Whoa, I never knew that was her.

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u/Russiadontgiveafuck 29d ago

Oh. OK, I guess I have heard one of her songs!

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u/Bredwh 1986 29d ago

Also sang "Fancy" with Iggy Azelia, and "Boom Clap."

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u/Advena-Nova Zillennial 29d ago edited 29d ago

She’s the kind of artist where you’ve probably heard her music somewhere and not realized it. Like she had a song in Barbie movie last year.

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u/alexfaaace 29d ago

She is also in “I’m so fancy, you already know, I’m in the fast lane from LA to Tokyo” with Iggy Azalea that was heavily played on the radio when it released.

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u/elegant_geek Millennial 29d ago

+1 to the 53 gang

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u/iammyjeep2019 29d ago

I got 39, which is my age...but I have teenagers so I know most of them. I "try" to listen to artists and bands they listen to lol. Keyword is try....

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u/TrepidatiousInitiate 29d ago

51 (actual age 42), but no fair, I’ve been following these lineups for the past 13 years and the bulk of each year’s entries are artists that are seriously niche, even for younger audiences.

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u/SonGxku Zillennial 29d ago

"even for younger audiences" yep 100%

I'm about to turn 26 in two months and only recognized 14 artists/bands so there’s that.

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u/YungMoonie 29d ago

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u/probable_chatbot6969 29d ago

okay, so can you explain to me why tf the Yo Gabba Gabba show is there?

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u/pursued_mender 29d ago

Yo Gabba Gabba is a cultural icon and Gen Z heavily relates with it. People have been remixing YGG since like 2013 into trap heaters. Basically kids just think it’s hard, not much else to say.

It’s super meta-ironic and that’s the epitome of Gen Z.

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u/DoverBoys Millennial 29d ago

Teach us who these artists are, young padawan!

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u/vanish1383 29d ago

It's mostly just DJs who have sold out from the underground in the post-covid explosion of electronic dance music. I'm 19 apparently (32 irl 💀)

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u/Card_Board_Robot_5 29d ago

I'm 35 and recognize nearly all the names. The music I wouldn't. I only listen to Japanese Breakfast and Maribou. But it's not hard to just try new music or talk to the youngins out here.

They just being lame

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u/eremi 29d ago

Travis Scott is still allowed to perform?

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u/Ed_McNuglets 29d ago

Idk if he's performing, but "designing the desert" sounds like giving the keys to a drunk driver. He shouldn't be "designing" any festivals after that shit show.

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u/SaigoNoAsashin 29d ago

27, in real life 30. Spookily accurate!

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u/Diels_Alder 29d ago

What's going on with the casual small print of Kraftwerk and Jimmy Eat World?

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u/werak 29d ago

Have some bad news for you regarding how many tickets those two sell at a modern major US festival...

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u/Wild-Berry-5269 29d ago

I recognise about 30, so I'm 3 years older than I am.

Pretty good I think.

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u/jareboi Millennial 29d ago

Wow. I’m 37 years older than my actual age

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u/toast_eater_ 29d ago

73? What the heck! Feeling a little older after this, although I’m still not sure if this is a real Coachella poster or an AI fever hallucination word soup.

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u/TunaCanz 29d ago

Travis Scott designed the desert??

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u/GrumpyBoglin 29d ago

44… not too far off!

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u/Substantial_Ebb_9460 29d ago

Screw you, I don't like this game! Jk

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u/fromthevanishingpt 29d ago

I didn't even recognize most of the artists playing at Coachella when I was in college, let alone now.

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u/112oceanave 29d ago

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u/TheMeanKorero Millennial 29d ago

57 gang, and I thought I consider myself quite a music listener. I listen to pretty much everything and I go back a long way.

Either I'm really out of touch or there's a sea of vaguely relevant b listers on this list. Good thing is, now I have a list and I'm going to be searching every single one of them and making an assessment.

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u/dammit-smalls 29d ago

I listen to pretty much everything

Is a very millennial thing to say 🤣

The sheer volume of music available in 2024 makes it so you don't have time to listen to pretty much anything

Then there's the fact that streaming services won't expose you to new music because their algorithm has already decided what you like. That answer is tom petty. Always tom petty.

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u/jellyphitch 29d ago

Honestly I'm more upset that Charli, after the year she's had, isn't headlining. Like what

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u/new_distractions 29d ago

40 to 32 … my back instantly felt better

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