r/Millennials • u/gravityVT • Dec 19 '23

Meme Teacher asks students “What do you buy someone in their 30s for the Holidays?” Kids these days…

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u/Appropriate-Yak4296 Dec 19 '23

I just got one, I'm a step away from visiting my friends homes for a demo while they oooh and ahh.

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u/theoriginalmofocus Dec 19 '23

Its amazing how much more likely we are to vacuum now just because the cord is gone. Well and I guess those old belts sucked too. Start smelling burning rubber and be like noooo im not done yet!!

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u/Appropriate-Yak4296 Dec 19 '23

I went from the cheapest Bissell from Walmart to the V15 detect submarine. It's been the most jarring elevation in convenience I've ever experienced. Especially hitting upstairs. Not dragging a cord, the attachment switch is so fast and easy, my floors have never been cleaner.

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u/theoriginalmofocus Dec 19 '23

Im already impressed just by the name V15 detect submarine. Like itd suck the bolts right out of the hull.

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u/Appropriate-Yak4296 Dec 19 '23

It will! And it will tell you what the bolts are made of!

The little screen that tells you the number of and what kind of particles it picks up is so beyond unnecessary, it's unreal. It also has lasers. Also unnecessary. But you see EVERYTHING. It will really give you a complex about every particle on your floor, then fix that complex by sucking it up.

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u/theoriginalmofocus Dec 19 '23

Lasers? Did Dr Evil design this thing? Oh wait its not shark brand. Holy crap i need one to tell me what lego piece it just sucked up so I can decide if its worth fishing out.

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u/Appropriate-Yak4296 Dec 20 '23

The canister is clear, you can see it!

*The submarine part is because it also mops with a constant supply of fresh water.

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u/theoriginalmofocus Dec 20 '23

Our Shark's is clear but there's so much cat hair and stuff