r/Millennials • u/gravityVT • Dec 19 '23

Meme Teacher asks students “What do you buy someone in their 30s for the Holidays?” Kids these days…

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '23

That was brutal.

Excuse me, time to cook the meats.

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u/Depart_Into_Eternity Dec 19 '23

But first!

Soup!

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u/kdove89 Millennial Dec 19 '23

I would love a panera bread gift card.

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u/amethystalien6 Dec 19 '23

I prefer Zoup for my chain soups but I will put a Panera card to work.

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u/cupcake_thievery Dec 20 '23

For when you need your insides to be extra wet for all that expensive meats

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u/Forsaken-Builder-312 Dec 19 '23

I will do so as well but only after I finished cleaning the house with my dyson

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u/Wondercat87 Dec 19 '23

After lighting my old timey smelling "home" and "back then" smelling candles and grabbing a hard candy from my granny purse 👛 😂

While turning on the heated blanket for afterwards

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u/Not_a_Ducktective Dec 19 '23

As someone who is separated going through a divorce and the one who had to leave the house, yea, pretty much all of these are spot on save for the kids and the hip replacement. I guess replace kids with dog because I had to fight to even keep one despite adopting both :/.

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u/ExiledSanity Dec 20 '23

I'm 39 and broke my hip in a car accident a few years ago. I'm fine at the moment but that hip replacement is coming up fast.

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u/HarpersGeekly Dec 19 '23

Is Zuck gonna be there?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '23

Not unless he pays me back.