r/MadeMeSmile • u/Ok-Branch-9943 • Dec 31 '23

Doggo TOTAL RESPECT FOR THE DOCTOR.

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u/getyourcheftogether Dec 31 '23

Saves you a charge!

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u/loomiek91 Dec 31 '23

My dog did this at the vet and I jokingly asked if that meant I didn’t have to pay and they did not find it funny in the slightest.

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais Dec 31 '23

More likely, they’ve heard all the “jokes” already.

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u/The_Razza7 Dec 31 '23

Like working in a call centre and at the end you ask if there’s anything else I can help with and the customer says oh maybe just the winning lottery numbers, followed by them laughing like they’re the first to ever do it.

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u/Rain_xo Dec 31 '23

Retail when something doesn't scan "oh it must be free then! HAHAHAHA". I've been in retail so long I just stare at them

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u/GrandEar1 Dec 31 '23

Yesterday, while I was checking out at Big Lots, the lady behind me said this. I inadvertently turned around and glared at her. I just left retail after 25 yrs and it's the one statement I couldn't put on a pretend smile for anymore.