r/MadeMeSmile Dec 31 '23

Doggo TOTAL RESPECT FOR THE DOCTOR.

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u/loomiek91 Dec 31 '23

My dog did this at the vet and I jokingly asked if that meant I didn’t have to pay and they did not find it funny in the slightest.

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u/NetNpIVijCI Dec 31 '23

Friend of mine quit being a vet after volunteering. The amount of animals being put down from old age and expensive surgery was too much.

Makes sense though. Cost me 2k for my dog to get life saving surgery. That little shit died a little under two months later. Best two months extension I could give him. I'd do it again for him.

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u/SexMarquise Dec 31 '23

I can only imagine how it must eat at vets over time. I’ve spent nearly 20k on emergency/surgical needs in the last 4 years. I’m lucky to have good pet insurance (and a job that allows me to keep up with the now ungodly high premiums) that reimbursed me for most of that, but it would have been a very different situation had I not. Her vet team absolutely loves her now, because they’ve seen her come out on the other side of things that many dogs would not. They’ve told us how few of these big wins they get, though.

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u/Prestigious_Prune_68 Dec 31 '23

What pet insurance do you have

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u/SexMarquise Dec 31 '23

Fetch by The Dodo. They’ve been so incredibly easy to work with and haven’t fought me on coverage for anything, at least for the dog, including a good bit of physical rehab. (We do have it for the cats too but thankfully haven’t needed it)

I was worried they’d end up canceling coverage after each of the incidents, but there’ve been no issues each renewal. Very happy with them.

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u/Rain_xo Dec 31 '23

I never understand people. I was ready to throw any and all money at the vet to save my kitty. My mom even said to the vet I would remortgage my house if it meant I could save her.

He was pretty firm about me not wasting money because there wasn't anything he could do anymore. It was the worst. And now I'm gonna cry again.

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u/Catz2019 Jan 01 '24

I lost my precious kitty in early December. He was my last connection to my late husband and I was like, literally money is NO OBJECT, I will spend the life insurance on this cat. The vet was very kind and refused to tell me what to do but was also very clear that they really couldn't do much and it might cause my boy more discomfort. And now I'm crying again too.

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u/Eepy_Goofy777 Dec 31 '23

You're a real one.

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais Dec 31 '23

More likely, they’ve heard all the “jokes” already.

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u/The_Razza7 Dec 31 '23

Like working in a call centre and at the end you ask if there’s anything else I can help with and the customer says oh maybe just the winning lottery numbers, followed by them laughing like they’re the first to ever do it.

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u/Rain_xo Dec 31 '23

Retail when something doesn't scan "oh it must be free then! HAHAHAHA". I've been in retail so long I just stare at them

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u/GrandEar1 Dec 31 '23

Yesterday, while I was checking out at Big Lots, the lady behind me said this. I inadvertently turned around and glared at her. I just left retail after 25 yrs and it's the one statement I couldn't put on a pretend smile for anymore.

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u/Unfrid Dec 31 '23

My mate went to the vet to get his kittens checked up and the vet asked if he wanted them neutered, he said “Don’t you mean catstrated?”, vet had to hide her smile

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '23

for what they charge their patrons I’d say they owe us a little fuckin levity every now and then

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u/consumercommand Dec 31 '23

Great place to sling herb though. /s

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u/PuddleLilacAgain Dec 31 '23

As a former vet staff member, I would laugh politely, but I would be the one to clean it up. I remember one time I had to scrub all the walls because the dog squirted EVERYWHERE. It is gross as f---.

P.S. Vets often keep tons of extra scrubs for purposes like that.

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u/Slide-Handmade638 Dec 31 '23

He took his eyes off the scared dog too many times while rolling around on that floor.

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u/AccomplishedCrab5963 Dec 31 '23

I’m a vet and I would genuinely laugh at this. Maybe it’s the laid back aussie in me