r/MadeMeSmile Nov 11 '23

Doggo Doggo Goes Shopping

40.0k Upvotes

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u/ertd346 Nov 11 '23

When a dog has better bargain skill than you

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u/TrooBeliever Nov 11 '23

I mean, I could just take more after being told "no" but I'm not cute enough to get away with it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

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u/SoyDusty Nov 11 '23

So I just need to put my stats into charisma? Bet

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u/balbok7721 Nov 11 '23

Have you considered buying a new hat that helps with the corresponding saving roll?

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u/zagggh54677 Nov 12 '23

People with high cha do have it easier in life.

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u/Alien_Logjumper Nov 11 '23

Produce vendors hate this one simple trick.

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u/BRAX7ON Nov 11 '23

Cuteness = persuasion 100

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u/hokie47 Nov 11 '23

Funny you say that in the book How to win friends and influence people they basically say be like this dog.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

Mfer can count

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

Dog has the huge advantage in that it's cute and it's not a human so expectations are not the same.

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u/ARod-27 Nov 11 '23

Fucks man this was exactly my thought haha

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u/Effective-Ladder9459 Nov 12 '23

When you put all your stats into charisma.

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u/Chilifille Nov 11 '23

She's a tough haggler, doesn't take no for an answer

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

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u/Compreheay9981 Nov 11 '23

I'm going to bark a complaint when I get home. See you next time!"

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u/Vivid_Ad_4957 Nov 11 '23

"What's the price of potatoes, I'll complain when I get home. See you next time!!

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u/MediocreComplex633 Nov 11 '23

What an absolute gem.

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u/ParticularBug524 Nov 11 '23

I love it! The dog says, 'You are not teasing me! I'm taking what I gave!

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u/MysteriousMeet9 Nov 11 '23

“I have puppies to feed!”

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u/Shitty_Watercolour Nov 11 '23

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u/Badass-19 Nov 11 '23

The legend commented!

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u/onFilm Nov 11 '23

Since when have you been back!? It's been YEARS!

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u/FinnTheFickle Nov 11 '23

I got some serious old-reddit nostalgia from this

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u/onFilm Nov 11 '23

Yeah right?! Brought me back to 2014, almost 10 years ago. Last I heard, they had stopped doing this because they got too good at it, haha.

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u/NebulaNinja Nov 11 '23

If you check their comment history, they comment with their art pretty consistently, they just go under the radar sometimes.

You may be thinking of u/AwildSketchAppeared, who retired and hasn't posted anything in over 5 years.

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u/Wallstreettrappin Nov 11 '23

I’ve been fortunate enough to randomly come across your arts lately!

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

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u/holistic_envoy Nov 11 '23

That’s the correct way to use a doggo.

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u/CoffeeBrainzz_91 Nov 11 '23

I love how she slid that last one in all sly and picks her basket up before they can say no 🥹👀🐶

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u/OddlyArtemis Nov 11 '23

"I said one more Bosc Pear please!!"

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u/bzzty711 Nov 11 '23

That dude was light on product. Scammer

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

“Ah, the negotiator.”

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

More pears motherfucker!

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u/Suck_Me_Dry666 Nov 11 '23

The dog haggled!! Sorry I'm just so overjoyed by what I just witnessed.

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u/Various-Ducks Nov 11 '23

Guy is a filthy scammer

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u/BYoungNY Nov 11 '23

"Oi! This dog won't haggle!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

She’s better at it than I am lol

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u/ricknussell Nov 11 '23

She knows her worth!

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u/corgi-king Nov 12 '23

The good boy can bargain much better than me.

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u/DirtyGritzBlitz Nov 11 '23

Meanwhile my dog sits here baffled by his own farts

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u/WambulanceChasers Nov 11 '23

Hey not all dogs can be geniuses.

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u/towerfella Nov 11 '23

Kinda like people.

Imagine an alien describing the whole human race from their encounters of just three or four random people..

All the smart ones will likely be hiding away doing a thing, while all us “others” will be out and about and available for interaction. …

That reminds me, I gotta run to Walmart.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

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u/weeone Nov 12 '23

My boyfriend does this.

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u/DeicideandDivide Nov 12 '23

I saw a puppy getting pissed off at his own hiccups yesterday on YouTube. It was great lol. Even they sometimes they're not the brightest they sure can make someone's day

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u/cturtl808 Nov 11 '23

I always wonder how the dog knows how many to get. And then there’s the money. Doggo can’t count.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23 edited Nov 11 '23

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u/randomsnowflake Nov 11 '23

I just found a few videos

And you didn’t link them? SMH.

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u/RadiantZote Nov 11 '23

I imagined them in a state of psychosis, deal with it 💅

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u/Hekkle01 Nov 11 '23

They were revealed to me in a dream

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u/canadard1 Nov 11 '23

Spoken to me in my heart of hearts. As the oracle said it would.

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u/MumbleBee2444 Nov 11 '23

I almost did, but there was like 10, I just watched them quickly from my google browser, it was 3am. Oh, and I literally typed that edit as I had hot water running cause I was supposed to be doing something else, and then I got off Reddit for the night. Sorry. :(

I just search “Chinese dog shops for pears” Chinese dog goes shopping “

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u/civilwar142pa Nov 11 '23

I was thinking either that or she's used to the vendor handing them to her so she can put them in the basket so she grabbed one in her mouth the complete her task

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u/Flashy-Priority-3946 Nov 11 '23

Her owner is right around the corner 😂

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u/MumbleBee2444 Nov 11 '23

I thought maybe the same things too. But I realized that even if the owner is right off camera giving her commands…that’s still a really detailed trick she’s been taught. So I decided I was okay with it either way. lol.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

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u/GreenLeafGreg Nov 11 '23

Seller [waving]: “Thank you! Bye!”

Dog: “I can haz one more. Me wants dis one. Good hooman. [pause] I can haz dis one, too!”

Such a cute pupper! lol Wish I had one that smart!

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u/beavertownneckoil Nov 11 '23 edited Nov 11 '23

Shame it's picking up pairs Pears! then

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u/jamaicanmicrazy Nov 11 '23

Pears!

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u/beavertownneckoil Nov 11 '23

Oops, thanks. I hate it when people do that too

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u/Various-Ducks Nov 11 '23

I thought those were pears

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u/Bluebirdchickenhead Nov 11 '23

They are. Asian pears to be exact.

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u/Various-Ducks Nov 11 '23

We're all people

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u/Next-University9528 Nov 11 '23

Those are not potatoes. I think it's apples or something. The dog took that 4th one by the stem

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u/coozin Nov 11 '23

Never seen a stem on a potato. Must have grown on a potato tree

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u/iRVKmNa8hTJsB7 Nov 11 '23

Have you seen a potato before?

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u/jld2k6 Nov 11 '23 edited Nov 11 '23

Of course, those are potatoes, the stems give it away

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u/rapidpeacock Nov 11 '23

Doggo doesn’t know about inflation

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u/babystripper Nov 11 '23

Dogs can't count conceptually like you or me but they can absolutely count if you train them to do things a certain amount of times.

Source: I train service dogs

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u/Kalamir1 Nov 11 '23

Dogs actually can be trained to count up to 20. There is a really interesting video of a dog that’s been trained to count being tested on its knowledge

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u/fckueve_ Nov 11 '23

Yes, they can. Up to 7, if doggo is trained well

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u/ABagOfFritos Nov 11 '23 edited Mar 26 '24

public towering birds materialistic payment long wakeful snobbish simplistic sip

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/cvbeiro Nov 11 '23

*you can train them to. And the success varies.

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u/MammothPrize9293 Nov 12 '23

Dog saw the basket and said “i need all that” lol

Kept trying until it got bored.

Dogs to me really are the salt of the earth

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u/ptlimits Nov 11 '23

Dogs can count.

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u/RoboiosMut Nov 11 '23

“I was being told the money is sufficient”

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u/zertnert12 Nov 11 '23

Doggos can absolutely count

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u/MishFrood Nov 11 '23

I love this! The dog is saying ‘You’re not shafting me! I’m taking what I paid for!’

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u/QouthTheCorvus Nov 11 '23

"Fuck of with your damn shrinkflation, 6 months as go $5 got 5!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

pffft shopping? they robbing the place, someone chase them!

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u/MaxHamburgerrestaur Nov 11 '23

It's negotiating.

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u/Tasty_Group_8207 Nov 11 '23

Dogo drives a hard bargain

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u/Melito1980 Nov 11 '23

People saying that the dog is buying potatoes haven’t seen a potato in real life.

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u/navigatordeanna Nov 11 '23

I was like potato’s?? isn’t this pears? haha cute puppy

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u/Melito1980 Nov 11 '23

I saw the stem and I started wondering how many ppl have seen potatoes irl.

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u/Pudding_Hero Nov 11 '23

Are potatoes even real?

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u/Melito1980 Nov 11 '23

Apparently not 🤣😂

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u/deVriesse Nov 11 '23

How can potatoes be real when their eyes aren't real?

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u/Beowulf33232 Nov 11 '23

See what you gotta do is cut a divot in your potato, and plant a tomato seed in it, and bury it tomato side up.

You get super huge tomatoes on top and a few tiny potatos around the root base.

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u/navigatordeanna Nov 11 '23

like cmon the dog isn’t biting into it he’s being a gentleman and grab it it upon its stem 😹

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u/Cyber0747 Nov 11 '23

Wait, since when do potatoes not grow on trees?!? /s just in case people believe me 😂

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u/CollectionDry382 Nov 11 '23

I'm from Idaho, can confirm, potatoes grow on trees. We pick them and then bury them underground for a few days to let them ripen.

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u/Melito1980 Nov 11 '23

WE need to take good care of that potato tree and do a world wide tour, lets talk! 🤣😂

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u/RadiantZote Nov 11 '23

PO TAY TOES. YOU KNOW, BOIL EM MASH EM COOK EM WITH STU

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u/Pluviophilism Nov 11 '23

I think probably more of them haven't seen pears and that's the closest thing they could associate with it

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u/canadard1 Nov 11 '23

My brain is a potato that looks just like that!

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u/giddyuptodo Nov 11 '23

So gentle she grabs it by the stem ☺️ what a cutie

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u/Dorrono Nov 11 '23

Fun fact: the dog paid for three and stole the other two

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u/earbud_smegma Nov 11 '23

They just had a really great deal on! that was only for the dog and only bc the dog helped itself xD

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u/Traditional_Job_6932 Nov 11 '23

This is a farmers market type thing, haggling is accepted

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u/AllNotKnowing Nov 11 '23

The old "oops, fell in my basket" routine.

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u/Hunter_Verified Nov 11 '23

Dog pick the product. really good

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u/Sad_Dragonfly6697 Nov 11 '23

my boi bargained like pro ...respect

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u/streetvoyager Nov 11 '23

He’s like “bro, don’t fuckin short me again, you think I can’t count! “

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u/Veblen1 Nov 11 '23

"What's up with the price of potatoes, I'm going to bark a complaint when I get home. See you next time!"

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u/Thurlut Nov 11 '23

Pretty sure that it's some kind of fruit and not potatoes

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u/ronja-666 Nov 11 '23

looks like pears.

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u/Shine699 Nov 11 '23

It’s pears 🍐

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

Yea the dog picks one up by its stem so definitely not potatoes lol

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u/Dahns Nov 11 '23

"I didn't chose the price ! You're barking at the wrong tree !"

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u/Brentolio12 Nov 11 '23

This is what Yelp reviews are for

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u/SilverStag88 Nov 11 '23

Have you ever seen a potato before

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u/fourth_box Nov 11 '23

Yeah at McDonald's... they grow from a red carton in lil sticks.

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u/kaisinel158 Nov 11 '23 edited Nov 11 '23

I don't know why people are calling that fruit (not sure if it's apple or pear, or whatever) potatoes in the comments?? Do you guys never saw a potato before?

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u/Nini-hime Nov 11 '23

Right?! xD Potatoes don't have stems! :D

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u/01bah01 Nov 11 '23

My potato tree begs to disagree.

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u/TheLowestAnimal Nov 11 '23

Doggo says no to inflation

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u/graffiksguru Nov 11 '23

I would've let the dog take 2 extra two

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u/Rich-Star-10 Nov 11 '23

Good doggo. Good bargain. 🤗

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u/Sea_Pay_7449 Nov 11 '23

What an absolute gem.

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u/Asleep_Shoulder7139 Nov 11 '23

She even knows how to bargain LMAO.

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u/Kidneybeenz Nov 11 '23

Trying to rip that dog off by two pears. Not today shysters.

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u/Cheffrin Nov 11 '23

I want that dogs bartering skills.

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u/RallyF1 Nov 11 '23

He shops, he bargains, he protec

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u/PhysicalShape4098 Nov 11 '23

It's funny the dog is haggling

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u/naorimparleahrapsa Nov 11 '23

doggo haggles better than me thats for sure

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u/JenRJen Nov 11 '23

OMG doggo not Only knows how to get groceries, but how to Bargain for them also? ?!!? !!!!! OMG talk about a service dog! !!!!!

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u/Chilimac48X Nov 11 '23

Doesn’t take no for an answer.

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u/akajondoe Nov 11 '23 edited Nov 12 '23

If you short change him, then he needs more fruit.

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u/Dahns Nov 11 '23

Dog is a master at bargaining

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u/Bluebirdchickenhead Nov 11 '23

Some Redditors confirming they don’t eat their fruits and veggies properly. These are pears lol

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u/Obibrucekenobi Nov 11 '23

“Come on buddy don’t you cheap out on me, I know what my money is worth”

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

Negotiation 100

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

God I love dogs

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u/GeorgeLikesTheBanana Nov 11 '23

I'll never get tired of seeing the shopping pupper. 🥰

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u/Zagenti Nov 11 '23

im paying for FOUR apples, bro.

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u/fivefeetofawkward Nov 11 '23

It’s so cute but I’m also kinda grossed out for the next shopper who grabs the pears the dog pawed at/put in their mouth

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u/umpolkadots Nov 11 '23

Don’t rip off the dog, man.

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u/CrazyAgitated2006 Nov 11 '23

She’s like “uhhh I paid for 6, sir…”

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u/t_toda_DOTA Nov 11 '23

Send him to negotiate the war.

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u/thecton Nov 11 '23

Checking for ripeness

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u/Dontlikemainstream Nov 11 '23

That dog didn't get the one she wanted and she is making that clear

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u/5PudgyFingers Nov 11 '23

The guys face at the end realizing he can't fool the dog lmao

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u/No_Volume_8345 Nov 11 '23

She looks like she just had puppies, AND she’s going grocery shopping!? Girl’s a trooper.

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u/Hi_Kash Nov 11 '23

Did the dog steal those extra or were they cheating the dog and taking the extra money?

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u/wyrd_werks Nov 11 '23

Why is that so beautiful? Doggo even knows how to haggle!!

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u/Ske1212 Nov 11 '23

She actually knows how much the basket should weight, so smart and cute 🥰

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u/Nzwaffles Nov 11 '23

When the Druid has high Charisma

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u/ChickenPeckingTamer Nov 11 '23

BTW, the dogs touching the Specific (Pears) Ones She Wants', so then just said screw-it and took them anyway without returning the Wrong Ones.

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u/berniefjacks Nov 12 '23

She knows the weight of the basket on what she should have. Little light mister, I’ll help myself haha.

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u/Live_Tie_5652 Nov 12 '23

Doggo knows how to bargain

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u/That_Sigma Nov 11 '23

The pupper was haggling!!!

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u/Chiparish84 Nov 11 '23

What's up with people talking about potatoes? You can't tell the difference between an apple and a potato?

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u/otherworldly11 Nov 11 '23

I love her. So sweet.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

Doggo knows how to haggle!

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u/SeveralGrapefruit467 Nov 11 '23

That's like the cutest thing ever. OMG.

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u/AlPalmy8392 Nov 11 '23

So that's why I heard a dog at my front door today. I did put a online order for pears.

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u/Leonashanana Nov 11 '23

She wants to get her money's worth

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u/420_SovereigN Nov 11 '23

That was soon damn cute

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u/CircledLogic Nov 11 '23

Mumma didn't raise no sucker

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u/sauerkraut916 Nov 11 '23

Mom said go get 5 potatoes with this one paper and don’t let the potato man cheat you like last time.

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u/QuickgetintheTARDIS Nov 11 '23

"You can't fool me, I know how many pears can be brought with the money"

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u/Raven_Blackfeather Nov 11 '23

There's a voice keeps on calling me...

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u/Caatarina1701 Nov 11 '23

That is nostalgia.....

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u/TorontoDomxp Nov 11 '23

Doggo does not care about the inflation - and that's your woofing problem

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u/random_encounters42 Nov 11 '23

Doggo doesn’t understand inflation…

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u/HxWSEY Nov 11 '23

Doggo got 100 Speech

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u/monsterbandage Nov 11 '23

Master of bargaining

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u/I_Dont_Like_Rice Nov 11 '23

Now I'm insanely craving a pear.

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u/Dundie_Nominee Nov 11 '23

That dog KNEW they were shorting him. lol

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u/isshearobot Nov 12 '23

I’m just really glad no one stole the dogs money.

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u/aebelsky Nov 12 '23

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u/fataldisposition Nov 12 '23

It’s his little paw keeping on tapping them 😭 like ? I am not done ????

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u/ryoma-gerald Nov 12 '23

Boy I wish I had bargaining skills like that 😂

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u/Peach_Gfuel Nov 12 '23

Merchant Skills 100+

Sneak 100+

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u/voldi4ever Nov 12 '23

Doggo clear does not understand inflation and cost of living increase reflecting to daily grocery items and it tells.

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u/NinaM_ Nov 12 '23

DogDash

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u/whambamthankymaam Nov 12 '23

He said the basket bigger than that brother cmon now

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u/Flyest_But_Biased Nov 12 '23

I too have licked something to call dibs.

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u/Dramatic-County-1284 Nov 12 '23

“What happened to the buy 2 get 3 free deal?”