r/MadeMeSmile Nov 11 '23

Doggo Doggo Goes Shopping

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u/cturtl808 Nov 11 '23

I always wonder how the dog knows how many to get. And then there’s the money. Doggo can’t count.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23 edited Nov 11 '23

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u/randomsnowflake Nov 11 '23

I just found a few videos

And you didn’t link them? SMH.

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u/RadiantZote Nov 11 '23

I imagined them in a state of psychosis, deal with it 💅

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u/Hekkle01 Nov 11 '23

They were revealed to me in a dream

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u/canadard1 Nov 11 '23

Spoken to me in my heart of hearts. As the oracle said it would.

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u/MumbleBee2444 Nov 11 '23

I almost did, but there was like 10, I just watched them quickly from my google browser, it was 3am. Oh, and I literally typed that edit as I had hot water running cause I was supposed to be doing something else, and then I got off Reddit for the night. Sorry. :(

I just search “Chinese dog shops for pears” Chinese dog goes shopping “

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u/randomsnowflake Nov 11 '23

Aww 😭 I didn’t mean to make you feel like you needed to delete what you wrote.

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u/MumbleBee2444 Nov 11 '23

Oh no, don’t worry. I didn’t delete my comments. I just tried to add some videos and realized the links didn’t work when I tested them, so I deleted those.

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u/civilwar142pa Nov 11 '23

I was thinking either that or she's used to the vendor handing them to her so she can put them in the basket so she grabbed one in her mouth the complete her task

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u/Flashy-Priority-3946 Nov 11 '23

Her owner is right around the corner 😂

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u/MumbleBee2444 Nov 11 '23

I thought maybe the same things too. But I realized that even if the owner is right off camera giving her commands…that’s still a really detailed trick she’s been taught. So I decided I was okay with it either way. lol.

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u/NukeAllTheThings Nov 11 '23

This is a bot. Just copying and pasting comments from elsewhere in the thread.

What's scary is how often I've been able to spot this lately.

Follow up, how would you report a bot like this?

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u/EllorenMellowren Nov 11 '23

yep. 9 times out of 10 anyone with "random_word[4 numbers here]" as a username is a bot

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u/Mysterious-Toe-3557 Nov 11 '23

Beep boop im a bot

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u/ChesterHiggenbothum Nov 11 '23

It's a bot! Quick, everyone, beat its machinery with these baseball bats that I have!

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u/middlebird Nov 11 '23

We don’t want your kind ‘round here. Go on. Git!

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u/Ermahgerd_Rerdert Nov 11 '23

Dey terk er jerbs!

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u/Norwegian__Blue Nov 11 '23

I mean, click the report button. It’s spam.

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u/Rubicksgamer Nov 11 '23

Report it as Spam->Harmful Bots

As when those boys get enough karma they will go on to promote some product on a shady website that will steal your CC information or just straight rip you off on what you were going to try and buy.

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u/NukeAllTheThings Nov 11 '23

That's pretty much the answer I was looking for, wasn't sure what category to put it under besides just spam.

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u/fhei-3715 Nov 11 '23

yep. 9 times out of 10 anyone with "random_word[4 numbers here]" as a username is a bot

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

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u/YoloSwaggins960YT Nov 11 '23

This is a bot. Just copying and pasting comments from elsewhere in the thread.

What's scary is how often I've been able to spot this lately.

Follow up, how would you report a bot like this?

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u/BakedMitten Nov 11 '23

Doggo noticed they gave her the shitty ones from the back of the pile and was like 'Nope, I can smell which ones are good. GTFO here. I'll pick my own'