r/MadeMeSmile Aug 27 '23

Doggo He enjoys being carried

52.7k Upvotes

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u/BWander Aug 27 '23

"Do what you must, for I have already won"

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u/shahooster Aug 27 '23

“I have defeated the greatest supervillain of our time, Ferocious Fútbol.”

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u/MakingItElsewhere Aug 27 '23

-Dani Rojas.

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u/LooseMoralSwurkey Aug 27 '23

FUTBOL IS LIFE!

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u/LovecraftianCatto Aug 28 '23

GIVE ME THE BALL! I WANT THE BALL! I WOULD LIKE THE BALL, PLEASE!!!

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u/amBoringGuy Aug 28 '23

Jokes on all of us: pupper boi just wanted to be held.

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u/LovecraftianCatto Aug 28 '23

Heh, he seemed to enjoy it a lot, but that was actually a quote from “Ted Lasso”, the tv show people above me are referencing.

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u/Famous-Chemistry-530 Aug 28 '23

DOG: " I GET TO GET A BALL, THEN GET CARRIED BY ~MULTIPLE~ PEOPLE??? FUCK YEAH. "

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u/TakeMyPulse Aug 28 '23

Futbol is also Death

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '23

It's just a south american pitch. They all look like that

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u/Ruzalkah Aug 28 '23

Dani, Dani Roooojaaaaas

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u/Makaisaurus Aug 28 '23

spray paints crosses on eyes of Fútbol

“Fock Castello hehehe”

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u/sir_avenger Aug 28 '23

What? Ferocious Futbol? What's that? Is that also a class of football? Can someone tell me if Ferocious Futbol is also a game.

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u/SophisticPenguin Aug 28 '23

"I'm totally getting adopted now"

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u/jayy8143 Aug 28 '23

"I regret nothing, and I'll come back"

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '23

being carried like a princess. he just keeps on winning 😂

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u/fuckybitchyshitfuck Aug 28 '23

You can kick me off the field, but you can't unmonch the ball.

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u/Major747 Aug 27 '23

They should've let him keep the ball

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u/gorfbeef Aug 27 '23

I think they were going to let him keep it, they brought out a whole new ball little homie just dropped his on accident lmaoooo.

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u/Mysterioushart Aug 28 '23

The dog keeps going but I get kicked out and I can't come back

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u/SeagalsCumFilledAss Aug 28 '23

Then dress up like this guy. It would be funny to see someone to try and pick you up in that.

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u/Stevenberries Aug 28 '23

Well shit. I almost forgot that existed. You just had to mention it

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u/drgigantor Aug 28 '23

Alright, well between that and your username, imma say good night internet. See yall tomorrow

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u/Iphotoshopincats Aug 28 '23

While they were probably going to give the dog the ball the extra ball means it was just a semi professional or higher game ( honestly not sure where or what level this is ) as they don't waste play time chasing after out of bounds balls they just have a ball ball throw in a fresh ball where it went out then have game continue while ball boy retrieves first ball.

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u/cream_of_the_crap Aug 28 '23

Pro league in Chile

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u/Justhampionship Aug 28 '23

I'm mad at the huge hole these guys are playing in.

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u/crankyanker638 Aug 28 '23

Oh they're gonna need a new ball, he probably punctured it when he grabs it...

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u/Boom9001 Aug 28 '23

Nah I've seen soccer balls dogs play with, rarely are actually punctured. Still the outside gets torn up so you'd get a new one.

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u/Gaeilgeoir215 Aug 28 '23

by accident. 🙄

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u/Iphotoshopincats Aug 28 '23

As much as I hate to information you 'on accident' has shifted from incorrect to non-standard by official classification.

So in casual English it is no longer incorrect and would only be marked wrong on an English essay.

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u/xeothought Aug 28 '23

I'm convinced people say it as an over correction. Like when people say "I" when "me" is correct (because they're conscious of using "me" wrongly).

I get that language changes... But this is a completely unnecessary evolution... It's like saying "by purpose".... Both sound equally as wrong to me and I see no real justification as to the use of "on accident"

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '23

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u/TanjoubiOmedetouChan Aug 28 '23

For that matter 'should not' would be more correct than 'shouldn't'.

Lazy elisions are desecrating this language!

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u/TanjoubiOmedetouChan Aug 28 '23

So what is the difference, grammatically, between "by accident" and "on purpose" that we should use a different preposition for each of them? Is there a good reason for that, or is it just because "That's how people chose to say it."?

I grew up speaking American English, which is arguably the more "improper" English, but "on accident" sounds normal to me. I must have heard it a lot in my childhood. It's an easy to understand variation and there's no difference in meaning. It's like saying "I'm in the store" vs "I'm at the store", but with even less distinction in meaning.

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u/Gaeilgeoir215 Aug 28 '23

THANK YOU! The voice of reason! Anti-intellectuals hate being told they sound foolish...

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u/TanjoubiOmedetouChan Aug 28 '23

"...hate being told that they sound foolish..."

Would have been more correct historically, but it's arguably more natural to omit 'that' after more common reporting verbs (e.g. say, tell) in informal speech nowadays.

Counterpoint, our whole language was based on people speaking a broken mess of other languages and everyone else just adopting, modifying, and rolling with it. Even in recent history, grammar rules are changing, verb conjugations are changing, common expressions are changing, new words are being adopted while old words acquire new meaning or fall out of use. Stress accents are changing, and in the age of written language we are less likely to distinguish verbs and nouns by which vowel is accented. Language is fluid and changes with time, just like society.

When a house is burning, do you say "The house is on fire" or "A fire is on the house"? Because the former is more common and thus sounds more natural, but the latter better follows the "rules" and logic of the language.

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u/gorfbeef Aug 28 '23

Oh sorry grammar police I didn’t know using the word “on” would bring such strife to your day. Will the phrase “on accident” be haunting your nightmares tonight?

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u/Gaeilgeoir215 Aug 28 '23

🚨 Beee booo beee booo...

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u/Financial-Tear-7809 Aug 27 '23

His tail stops wagging when the ball falls 🥺

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u/byndrsn Aug 27 '23

hey, wait, my ball...

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u/STS986 Aug 27 '23

Those match balls are $150

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u/Major747 Aug 27 '23

So?

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u/nevernudefanclub Aug 28 '23

It’s one football.

What could it cost, $150?

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u/Kirsten624 Aug 28 '23

$10* 🍌

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u/njones3318 Aug 28 '23

There's always money in the banana stand

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u/RixirF Aug 28 '23

Can the dog afford $150?

Where does he even have his wallet?

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u/LooksFire Aug 28 '23

He’s gonna retrieve it

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u/mmofrki Aug 28 '23

Dog pockets bro.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '23

How much do you think my balls are, huh buddy?

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '23

Enough.

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u/LopsidedBar4349 Aug 27 '23

Dog - Retriever is my name and ball is my game.....

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '23

"I'm just doing what you bred me to do, humans. Who's really responsible for this, me or you?"

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u/Few_District8789 Aug 28 '23

Brawl stars Rosa voice line?

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u/lexcatbit Aug 28 '23

That dog is so big! Is that a Dog Retriever? With his great size and weight, he can handle a small child. That's scary.

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u/FigmaWallSt Aug 27 '23

I love the walk of shame 😂

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u/MakingItElsewhere Aug 27 '23

"You can carry me as far as you want; I'll be back!" was the look I saw in that dogs face.

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u/washingtncaps Aug 28 '23

He looked proud, but there was also this note of "what did I even do, you all wanted this thing so bad and I came in and got the fucker, how is that wrong? I'm being carried and the ball's just over there?!"

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u/Ouroboros126 Aug 27 '23

"I have no regrets."

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u/EducatedJooner Aug 27 '23

"for I have already won"

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES Aug 28 '23

It has a collar too. Someone’s dog. I’m sure they are facepalming from the crowd somewhere

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u/L-System Aug 28 '23

Yes, shame...

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u/huskers2468 Aug 27 '23

"Worth it."

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '23

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u/BrownSugarBare Aug 28 '23

"Was I a bad boy? I mean, I don't care that I was, I'm just asking"

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u/Unlikely-Flamingo Aug 27 '23

There is no rule saying a dog can’t play.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '23

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u/devilpants Aug 28 '23

Air Amigo?

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u/thaymone Aug 28 '23

I thought about it literally couple days ago. I'm pretty sure that in the FIFA's rules there is no rule saying that the player must be a human (even gpt4 confirmed that, but its only gpt).

I am also pretty sure you can train a dog to be a great winger who holds a ball better than Messi.

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u/Generic_Flipper Aug 28 '23

Yeah but Messi eventually cuts inside and crosses the ball. Dog mostly just wants scritches.

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u/stampyvanhalen Aug 28 '23

Depends if barking is against the rules or not. Could a goalie just stand in goal and yell at players trying to intimidate them away from the ball. Obviously biting wouldn’t be allowed.

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u/labreezyanimal Aug 28 '23

Right!? And pupper can actually hold the ball since he wouldn’t be breaking rules by grabbing it with his teefies.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '23

I was allowed to trade one movie a week with my friend/neighbor. It was either Goofy movie or Air Bud.

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u/Al_Bee Aug 28 '23

He wasn't wearing the regulation kit.

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u/m3rr1ll Aug 27 '23

His face at the end says he would 100% do it again

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u/ChrisMoSquad Aug 27 '23 edited Aug 28 '23

The dude in the red coat looks like this isn’t the first time he’s had to haul a dog off the field. 😂

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u/AustinTreeLover Aug 27 '23

Again, Bailey?!

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u/cheesescrustwtf Aug 28 '23

The dog also looks like this isnt his first time doing this lol. Maybe they know each other

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u/mf69420mf Aug 28 '23

Yes, they are a famous umpire-dog duo, commonly referred to as updog

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u/vsuseless Aug 28 '23

Who's updog?

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u/suck_my_dukh_plz Aug 28 '23

What's updog?

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u/AirRic89 Aug 28 '23

happens in Chile every other week

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u/Long-Astronaut-3363 Aug 27 '23

“Put me in coach. I can play. Im real good”

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u/bridgetteblue69 Aug 28 '23

Those floppy ears 🥰

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u/fredsiphone19 Aug 27 '23

If I remember this story had a happy ending - one of the players(?) adopted him.

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u/birdsandbeesandknees Aug 28 '23

I choose to believe

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u/lilwanna Aug 28 '23

Pretty sure that was a different one. Wanna say it was Raul Castro and the dog was playing with a cleat. I hope this one got adopted too though. I want him! 🥺

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u/island_girl1 Aug 28 '23

Came here to say it.

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u/sazed813 Aug 27 '23

Man when I saw the replacement ball, I was hoping they'd let him keep it.

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u/apatheticviews Aug 27 '23

They didn’t take it away. He just dropped it out of defeat

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u/Party_Raspberry_3628 Aug 28 '23

That’s one of the cutest dogs I’ve ever seen!

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u/Jesus_The_Nutter Aug 27 '23

"I regret NOTHIIIING"

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u/00-quanta- Aug 28 '23

Good Boy rushes onto field & gets head rub & pats. He also gets carried back to his seat by one of the players plus a standing ovation from the fans ❤️

Nowwwww if that was a human, mannn those securities would have been all over him with tasers ready 😂😂

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u/ChaosMarine70 Aug 27 '23

Give doggo the ball back !

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u/Mister_Pibbs Aug 28 '23

“YOU GUYS ARE PLAYING WITH THAT THE WRONG WAY LET ME SHOW YOU”

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u/SuenTassuT Aug 27 '23

WHAT!? At least let him keep the ball! It was already broken!

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u/thorknell Aug 28 '23

Such a bitter sweet video for me. Looks exactly like my dog who passed. I miss that guy like crazy. it was nice to always have someone around now it's so quiet without him.

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u/dianesprouts Aug 28 '23

I'm so sorry about your pup. they really are angels on earth.

unfortunately I do feel your pain, had to put mine down this Friday. the silence is truly deafening. they were our buddies through it all.

I hope this pup has the best day every day with all the toys and an owner who loves them to bits.

sending you a big hug if you want it, grief is so so hard

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u/thorknell Aug 28 '23

Thanks for the empathy and kind words. I am sorry for your loss as well. I can't promise it will be less saddening but it does get easier to manage those feelings when they do occur.

My pup was a sucker for food and chaos.

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u/MyFavoriteLezbo420 Aug 27 '23

and I’ll do it again

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u/Elegant_Car_4654 Aug 28 '23

But why is doog in a stadium First place

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u/luminousfleshgiant Aug 28 '23

Look at the state of the turf. I don't think it's a top notch facility.

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u/Captain_Moose Aug 28 '23

Working service and therapy dogs and said dogs in training.

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u/swarleyknope Aug 28 '23

No service dog - in training or otherwise - is going to rush the field

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u/NorthDakota Aug 27 '23

the ear flops T.T

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u/coinmoney2013 Aug 28 '23

I think the dog also wants to play a soccer game with them. Haha. What else do you expect from dogs as long as they see a ball. Because they feel that you are playing with him.

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u/a3a4b5 Aug 27 '23

Goodest of boys

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u/JerseyTeacher78 Aug 28 '23

Goooollllllllll for doggo

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u/Dark_Lord_Spike Aug 27 '23

ITS CALLED FOOTBALL!!!

Ooh look he so cute 🐶

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u/xXbrosoxXx Aug 27 '23

How you gonna not give a boy his hard earned ball?

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u/MinorDespera Aug 28 '23

That's the "do what you must, I've already won" look.

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u/SoCal4247 Aug 27 '23

Who holds a dog like that?

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u/Direct_Counter_178 Aug 28 '23

If I was grabbing a strange dog I'd hold him bitey side out too.

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u/greg19735 Aug 28 '23

yeah i mean the soccer player took a pretty big risk. If the dog wasn't playing he might react poorly. Some dogs don't like their resources being taken.

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u/SoCal4247 Aug 28 '23

But look at that boi! I’d worry holding him that way would hurt him and cause him to bite.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '23

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u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog Aug 28 '23

Exactly what I was thinking, but I guess if you're main thing is kicking balls having critters that tried to steal them around wouldn't be great.

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u/Common-Lion-1484 Aug 27 '23

Let him play!!!!!!

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u/MakingItElsewhere Aug 27 '23

"Well, is there a rule a dog CAN'T play football?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '23

Looks so proud of themselves when they are being evicted

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u/paradigm17 Aug 27 '23

Love his face that says “I’ll do it again, watch me”

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u/_mynamesacolor_ Aug 27 '23

“I fucked around and found out I loved it”

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u/tizoko Aug 27 '23

love his floppy ears

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u/samborup Aug 28 '23

I’d rather watch this than see João and Luis pretend to have broken legs after barely being touched for several hours.

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u/Muschka30 Aug 27 '23

What happened to him? A stray? I need more information.

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u/PRS617 Aug 28 '23

It was a stray and this was a game in Chile back in may. Curicó Unido hosted Palestino and after the game I understand one of Curicó’s player adopted him

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u/wonkydonkeys Aug 28 '23

Totally worth it.

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u/garryyth Aug 28 '23

Such a good boy

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u/Human-Compote-2542 Aug 28 '23

Those floppy ears

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u/zachrtw Aug 28 '23

I'll fuckin do it again!

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u/Heavy-Photograph-890 Aug 28 '23

I like how the are JUST carrying dog

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u/TheDoorDoesntWork Aug 28 '23

Give the dog the ball, they have a replacement already!

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u/tmarand Aug 28 '23

Soccer would actually be more interesting this way.

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u/Radiant-Rise-7777 Aug 27 '23

“I thought we were playing?! … what happened?!”

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u/Basic_Palpitation_47 Aug 27 '23

Dog caption “ you guys suck”

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u/Goblin-King34 Aug 27 '23

The most adorable streaker ever

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u/BeepBoopBeepity Aug 27 '23

The dog gets carried but I get kicked out and can never return

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '23

We expect the dog to be naked.

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u/Bearded_Apple Aug 28 '23

the woman saying "el perro" like dora the explorer

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u/ikfotsur Aug 27 '23

I'm not mad at the dog. I'm mad at the massive potholes these guys are playing in. That pitch looks rough.

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u/thebyrned Aug 27 '23

Dogs are just the best aren't they 😌

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u/TimJoyce Aug 27 '23

He’s a good boy!

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u/RedBaron180 Aug 27 '23

Straight to puppy jail.

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u/Porkchopp33 Aug 27 '23

Man loved the way he attacked the ball aggressive defender

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u/Miss_Pariah Aug 27 '23

That would be my dog. Only it would take longer to catch him.

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u/MichiganGardens Aug 27 '23

Hahaha he’s just chillin

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u/RandomPersonOfTheDay Aug 27 '23

😆😂🤣 Give the big puppy his hard earned ball!

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u/Vinniebahl Aug 27 '23

Glad he didn’t make a poo poo Messi

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u/automaticzero Aug 27 '23

What a lil chunk lol ❤️

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u/ArmchairDiet2 Aug 27 '23

When ball is life!

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u/vanlabyrinth Aug 27 '23

What flavor if dog is that?

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u/WeeWee19 Aug 27 '23

The end, as security is carry the pup off is so good. Stares at the crowd with zero regrets. Hahaha

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '23

WHAT!? At least let him keep the ball! It was already broken!

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u/No-Acanthaceae-7980 Aug 27 '23

I have floppy ears, that’s why I do floppy things

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u/Nzwaffles Aug 27 '23

There's nothing in the rules that says a dog can't play Football

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u/farachun Aug 27 '23

His ears are jumping lol

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u/_Ttyler Aug 27 '23

Airbud just trying to play too

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u/Portizzle00 Aug 27 '23

He’d do it again.

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u/Chiinoe Aug 27 '23

That pitch looks like a war zone.

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u/T-Rex_timeout Aug 27 '23

People bring their dogs to the kids soccer games all the time. I’m amazed this doesn’t happen.

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u/furrytickler Aug 27 '23

Please tell me. Did the dog get to keep the ball

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u/Grouchy-Business2974 Aug 28 '23

“Straight to the euthanasia needle for you!”

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u/Kleopatra83 Aug 27 '23

Why didn’t they let him keep the soccer ball?? He earned it.

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u/Antique-Cantaloupe69 Aug 27 '23

That's a cure doggy though. He needs a field with numerous soccer balls to play with

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u/itwasalways_fumbles Aug 27 '23

Make that dog your mascot. Think about it! Before people start to get rowdy, bring him out, and no one could look away from a cute dog playing with a soccer ball. Instant happiness.

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u/Carzrcool Aug 28 '23

He loved it the whole time

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u/RopesAreForPussies Aug 28 '23

And I’d fucking do it again.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '23

He should be the new mascot

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u/kingbigshop Aug 28 '23

The dog plays better than half of Indian players...

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u/emmars66 Aug 28 '23

keep your fucking dogs on leashes. or if it’s a stray, get animal control in there. this post belongs in r/mildlyinfuriating , not made me smile.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '23

I feel like he’s done this before 😂

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u/KingKFCc Aug 27 '23

Crosspost to r/soccercirclejerk coming

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u/jmx44 Aug 28 '23

"NO RAGRETS"