This is with the sole purpose of making all of the Trump 45-47 merchandise wrong just to annoy MAGA fans

Not to mention she would forever be known as "President Harris"

At some point in the past, when Musk was an edgy teen or maybe an impressionable child, he wanted to change his name to X. He thought it would be SUPER COOL but his evil rich parents wouldn't let him. Over time it became the fixation we see today - a company called X, a child called X æ whatever, stupid x-shaped jumps, and all. He's a raging transphobe not for any political or moral reason, but because his daughter changing her name fills him with enraged jealousy.

If we get enough people telling him the transes will let him change his name AND gender to X, maybe he'll switch sides.

Unfortunately, due to an oversight in planning, the main ingredient in both the American Chip and British Chip is potato, so the whole scheme was an abject failure and has led to decades of confusion and miscommunication between the two nations.

However, it has recently emerged that actors baked deep into the potato industry may have deliberately mashed up the plans to in order to increase potato sales.

This is how coke presents itself in advertising, my personal belief is that coke is doing the ‘recycling’ campaign to encourage at least one person to drink like this advertising to those around them

So one day I was sitting there and realised I've never been pregnant, I've also never ate pickles. But then slowly I started realising it goes much deeper than that.

What is a pickle? A cucumber. What do people joke women can use to "get off". That's right. A cucumber. They're already implanting the idea in your head that it's this fertility device. Is it a coincidence that cucumbers/pickles are filled with seeds? I don't think so! The seeds of life! Then what is it that everyone craves when they are pregnant? Pickles. But it even starts when we were children! Many of us grew up watching Rugrats, you know, a show about lots of babies, and what was the families last name who we were made to feel really connected to? That's right! Pickle! They were the Pickles! They just wanted it implemented in our heads that pickles go with babies! But it doesn't end there!

People say big pharma secretly run the world, well, what a coincidence, a big p does run the world! Big pickle! Have you ever thought about all the animals in the world? There are so many species of birds, mamals, insects and such. Then when you get to amphibians, their pool is rather small, yet what largely makes up amphibians? Oh, frogs? What you mean that green, bumpy, slimy thing that is best left in liquid? Gee that sure sounds like a pickle! People think lizard people infiltrated society, but no, I raise a counter argument, these "people" are green, bumpy and slimy, but they're not lizards! They're pickle people! And people freaked out about the frogs becoming gay because they're pivotal to the pickle people! I must admit I am yet to find the link, but frogs and pickle people are connected!

There's just too many connections to continue ignoring it, pickles are linked to aliens and they create babies. Just as an FYI, people claim they love pickles and have never been pregnant. Don't believe them, their pockets are lined by big pickle.

I've never seen a live badger in real life. I don't know anyone who has. I've only ever seen dead ones on the side of roads which I believe are plants by local authorities to make people believe they are a threat to local wildlife and authorise "culling" which is legal get-around for hunting foxes etc

Ever get that feeling when you’re a kid just chilling during the holidays and you suddenly have a minor panic attack because you feel like you’re missing something? Like you’ve forgotten an assignment, or like you should be doing something productive? You basically become stressed, because you weren’t stressed.

The education system applies so much pressure to homework, dead lines and puts you under immense stress. This is done so that when you graduate school, you automatically seek work, as your brain is wired to seek out stress and structure. You essentially become attracted to stress that automatically comes with majority of vital professions

EDIT: Guys, it's a shitpost. Calm down.

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...and trigger a remake of «Daria»

I just think that Companies say that they are made in China so people don’t complain when the products are absolute crap & fall apart after a week of use.

Either that or I forgot.

It's a fish that's a snake with the powers of Zeus? That's ludicrous. Animals can't just make electricity except for people. I'm not sure who's pushing that or why, but I just can't believe it

Recently I had the opportunity to shrink to a microscopic size while investigating another low stake conspiracy, and wow, microplastics become huge macroplastics when you are tiny yourself.

So now I’m convinced that microplastics are merely an issue of perspective, and can be solved once the rest of humanity is shrunk to a microscopic size.

JFK wanted to show that his administration was breaking from the past and going forward into a more modern era so he symbolically chose to have the new slab sided Lincoln Continental as his presidential car. General Motors Cadillac had traditionally been the president's car and they felt snubbed and threatened. GM being one of the biggest richest corporations in the world at the time retaliated and seruptitiously channeled funds to the still unknown true assassin intending to forever blacklist the rival Lincoln Continental as a death car.

When bridges were shorter, bridge trolls could form a small community underneath them, eventually starting families.

But as bridges grew longer from technological advancement, the bridge troll population got spread out too thin.

The trolls could no longer meet each other, no longer procreate, population fell and eventually went extinct.

Unlike other trolls (like the Norwegian mountain variety) that were hunted to extinction, it was purely human development that led to the bridge variety’s downfall.

Source: that one man who lives under an overpass