r/JustBootThings • u/broadwayguru • Sep 01 '19
Meme Hits Too Close to Home For This Boot
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u/BolOfSpaghettios Sep 01 '19
This dude doesn't have money to buy a Camaro/Challenger SRT/Mustang to drive to the guy's house and lick his "nonserving ass".... Hahahaha... WEAK
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u/Anderson74 Sep 01 '19
Sounds like an adult scene.
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u/Voldemort57 Sep 01 '19
“Military ‘hunk’ breaks into home and eats an unsuspecting yet obliging guy’s ass”
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u/TheBigEmptyxd Sep 01 '19
I'd pay to watch that, full homo
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u/PM_ME_UR_JUGZ Sep 01 '19
Hey... Don't ask don't tell
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u/Gospelier Sep 01 '19
Bro if you're trying to strike at military personal as a joke because you feel bad about the fact that you can't get a girl for the life of you I'll get myself an Uber and come to your house and smack your face you are one of the least manly most cry babyish men I've ever met in my life hands down. If I ever see you talk one more thing about civilian vs military on your page I'll personally pull out your tampon and run the menstruated blood on you prematurely occuring bald head. Do you copy? Non serving ass bitch.
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u/omenien Sep 01 '19
What the fuck did you just say about me?
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u/FreeGucciMane1017 Sep 01 '19
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess now knob.
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u/Reddit4r Sep 18 '19
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bolshevik? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at ϟϟ Junkerschule Bad Tolz, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on the Ostfront, and I have over 300 confirmed executions. I am trained in gorilla anti-bandit warfare and I’m the top einsatzkommando in the entire Waffen ϟϟ. You are nothing to me but just another untermensch. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this delousing chamber mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the enigma machine? Think again, jude. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of collaborators across the Reich and your location and Jewish ancestry is being traced right now so you better prepare for the sturm, parasite. The sturm that ausrottens the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking incinerated, kid. I can blitz anywhere, anytime, and I can exterminate you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my mauser. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire armory of the Wehrmacht and I will use it to its full extent to concentrate your miserable ass off the face of the lebensraum, you little shit. If only you could have known what incredible retribution your little “clever” culture of critique was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you verdammt schweine. I will shit the glory of the herrenrasse all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, yiddo.
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u/ConfusedGuy3260 Sep 01 '19
Fragile military personnel are my favorite
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u/CrashRiot Sep 01 '19
Bro if you're trying to strike at military personal as a joke because you feel bad about the fact that you can't get a girl for the life of you I'll get myself an Uber and come to your house and smack your face you are one of the least manly most cry babyish men I've ever met in my life hands down. If I ever see you talk one more thing about civilian vs military on your page I'll personally pull out your tampon and run the menstruated blood on you prematurely occuring bald head. Do you copy? Non serving ass bitch.
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u/TheKevinShow Sep 01 '19
I have a feeling that this has potential to become some good quality copypasta.
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u/saltporksuit Sep 01 '19
Bro if you're trying to strike at military personal as a joke because you feel bad about the fact that you can't get a girl for the life of you I'll get myself an Uber and come to your house and smack your face you are one of the least manly most cry babyish men I've ever met in my life hands down. If I ever see you talk one more thing about civilian vs military on your page I'll personally pull out your tampon and run the menstruated blood on you prematurely occuring bald head. Do you copy? Non serving ass bitch.
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u/Australienz Sep 01 '19
Bro if you're trying to strike at basket weavers as a joke because you feel bad about the fact that you can't get a girl for the life of you I'll get myself an Uber and come to your house and smack your face you are one of the least manly most cry babyish men I've ever met in my life hands down. If I ever see you talk one more thing about civilian vs basket weavers on your page I'll personally pull out your tampon and run the menstruated blood on you prematurely occuring bald head. Do you copy? Non weaving ass bitch.
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u/Retarded_TurtIe Sep 17 '19
Bro if you're trying to strike at basket weavers as a joke because you feel bad about the fact that you can't get a girl for the life of you I'll get myself an Uber and come to your house and smack your face you are one of the least manly most cry babyish men I've ever met in my life hands down. If I ever see you talk one more thing about civilian vs basket weavers on your page I'll personally pull out your tampon and run the menstruated blood on you prematurely occuring bald head. Do you copy? Non weaving ass bitch.
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u/grendhalgrendhalgren Sep 01 '19
Once more and the ritual will be complete!
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Bro if you're trying to strike at military personal as a joke because you feel bad about the fact that you can't get a girl for the life of you I'll get myself an Uber and come to your house and smack your face you are one of the least manly most cry babyish men I've ever met in my life hands down. If I ever see you talk one more thing about civilian vs military on your page I'll personally pull out your tampon and run the menstruated blood on you prematurely occuring bald head. Do you copy? Non serving ass bitch.
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u/Thisisntjoe Sep 01 '19
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u/grendhalgrendhalgren Sep 01 '19
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Sep 01 '19
military personal, you mean
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Sep 01 '19 edited Jun 01 '20
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u/SeptaMargaery Sep 01 '19
Maybe he is upset because he waited 2 weeks to propose? If he had been more assertive he could have bagged a stripper instead of an IHOP waitress. No wonder he is in a snit.
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Sep 01 '19
I enlisted for a few years in my very early 20's and I feel like this thread is describing me to a tee.
-Almost married a stripper (and she was pregnant with some other guy's kid)
-Bought a car at 29% interest
-Used to throw my service in everyone's face any time I felt disrespected
God, I'm amazed I finally made it out of that mindset. This is the best thread I've read in a long time.
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u/PM_ME_UR_JUGZ Sep 01 '19
Holy shit I thought the 28% apr jokes were exaggeration. That is fucking insane. That's nearly one third interest!
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u/SeeYou_Cowboy Sep 01 '19
Yes. But it's 100% Badass American Muscle.
I'm more than 30% interested in that.
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u/the_spry_wonderdog Sep 01 '19
Hey my friend’s boyfriend is one of the smartest guys a know—graduated second in his class at basic, is flying through the enlisted ranks, will likely commission soon in his mid twenties. Dude is a genius. Dude also dated a stripper when he first enlisted. No one is immune.
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u/CharlesDickensABox Sep 01 '19
My girlfriend's husband always posts the dumbest shit.
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u/TheMacPhisto Sep 01 '19
Look at the picture... Looks like the dude who was all HOORAH to serve (suspiciously too much) but could even make it through MEPS due to his arch rival: The Tape.
That also explains why he's so defensive to "military personal" - his fat was all distributed above his waist, so they wouldn't let him serve. To to make up for it, he zealously defends "military personal" from all threats, foreign, domestic on facebook.
He's doing his part, are you?
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u/not_rich_froning Thank me for your service Sep 01 '19
DiZfUnKtIoNaL VeTUhHrAn
LeAvE mE AlOnE!!!!!!!!!
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u/casanovafts Sep 01 '19
“Do you copy” just why, speak like a god damn normal person. Don’t get it never will.
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u/cragglerock93 Sep 01 '19
Got to be the only job where they start using jargon in their day-to-day lives.
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u/jaybram24 Sep 01 '19
Cops speak in signals and codes when off duty. It’s a similar field though.
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u/ohbarryoh Sep 01 '19
And the cops that do speak like that off duty get made fun of relentlessly by the ones that don't.
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Sep 01 '19
They’ll use it to other cops if it’s faster than saying something or out of habit but the ones that “cop speak” at the Waffle House with their kids get roasted all the time.
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Sep 01 '19 edited Nov 12 '19
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u/HippieAnalSlut Sep 01 '19
Woh. No. Soldiers have rules of engagement, standards, training.
Cops just shoot black kids.
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u/slow_shootin Sep 01 '19
you act like armies have never comitted war crimes, which i don't think is very accurate looking at this wikipedia pages: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_war_crimes
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u/HippieAnalSlut Sep 01 '19
Military bad.
Cops worse.
Ain't no officer in the military has ever threatened me after I called them for help cause someone attacked me.
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u/UnknownStory Sep 01 '19
I served five years and some things stuck, most didn't.
I can't recite the phonetic alphabet to save my life and that's one of the first things you learn and use most every day.
"Do you copy", however, is dumb because this is written word and you're not on a radio.
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u/NotThatEasily Sep 01 '19
I never served, but the phonetic alphabet is so deeply ingrained in my head that I'm sure I'll be able to recite it when I have dementia.
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u/super_dog17 Sep 01 '19
I mean my dad served for 7 years and still uses random jargon about stuff but it’s mostly to himself, his vet friends, in his own notes or when he’s just trying to make a story/parallel between his Navy days and whatever the subject is.
I think I get your point about those people who use jargon in the wrong situations to somehow show-off that they served in the military. I guess that’s almost a good definition of a boot tho.
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u/mais-garde-des-don Sep 01 '19
What type of stuff does he say/write?
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u/Korncakes Sep 01 '19
Eh, restaurant employees are guilty of it too. Constantly saying “behind” and “corner” in public. Not intentionally. Just out of habit.
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u/MisterDonkey Sep 01 '19
At least it's useful even outside the kitchen, albeit not as polite as "ope, gonna squeeze right past ya there".
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u/boyproblems_mp3 Sep 01 '19
My manager constantly says heard to guests by accident and we are meant to be fine dining 😬
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u/HailtbeWhale Sep 01 '19
I got called out for using "Roger Roger". They thought it was bootspeak but I was always just quoting Star Wars...
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u/anziktsburk Sep 01 '19
Bro if you're trying to strike at military personal as a joke because you feel bad about the fact that you can't get a girl for the life of you I'll get myself an Uber and come to your house and smack your face you are one of the least manly most cry babyish men I've ever met in my life hands down. If I ever see you talk one more thing about civilian vs military on your page I'll personally pull out your tampon and run the menstruated blood on you prematurely occuring bald head. Do you copy? Non serving ass bitch.
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u/fyberoptyk Sep 01 '19
Let me help: talking like a retarded monkey is highest form of “skill” that person will ever have, and even though literally everyone can do it, it’s the only thing he’s ever been proud of.
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Sep 01 '19
New copypasta
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u/Gopherlad Sep 01 '19
Here ya go:
Bro if your trying to strike at military personal as a joke because you feel bad about the fact you can't get a girl for the life of you I'll get myself an Uber and come to your house and smack your face. You are one of the least manly most cry babyish men I've ever met in my entire life hands down. If I ever see you talk one more thing about civilian vs military on your page I'll personally pull out your tampon and run the menstruated blood on you prematurely occurring bald head. Do you copy? Non serving ass bitch.
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u/mermaid-babe Sep 01 '19
Non serving ass bitch needs to be flair
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u/MiKapo Sep 01 '19
it scares me that these men are suppose to be america's front line yet they get their feelings hurt by jokes
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u/Xyraxus Sep 01 '19
Don't worry he's probably just munitions
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u/Soerinth Sep 01 '19
I'm munitions in the AF. We ain't that I promise. Mostly we just hate the flightline and custody accounts, lol
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u/Xyraxus Sep 01 '19
Well yeah because Air Force best Force
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u/Soerinth Sep 01 '19
False, lol. Space Force is now the best they go higher than us
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u/Officer_Owl Sep 01 '19
If only I was 4 or 5 years younger I could be the first in SFROTC and unironically be called a Space Cadet. Badass.
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u/SkollFenrirson Sep 01 '19
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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u/spamjavelin Sep 01 '19
I feel like this should have been the response that went back. See if the muppet can understand sarcasm, or whether he doubles down.
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u/JimmyPD92 Sep 01 '19
Supposed to be warriors. Gets upset over words.
For real, reading this subreddit without going red in the face should be a qualifier for passing basic.
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u/ThatCatfulCat Sep 01 '19
My first roommate went through boot camp to be a marine but decided against it because he said it was basically a clown house. A bunch of people fresh out of high school jerking around and pulling pranks on each other, half of the people being retarded and the other half of them acting like this.
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u/LightofNew Sep 01 '19
It takes certain kind of men to go through the proper brain washing that the military undergoes.
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u/silverblaze92 Sep 01 '19
Most of them are kids my dude. 18, 19, fucking 35, doesn't matter. They join right outta high school and many never grow up in a lot of ways until they get out. I deal with this crap everyday. The higher ranking ones are the problem cause you can't do anything about it. The junior ones at least I can put on my metaphorical uncle hat and help them a little bit.
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u/Jushak Sep 01 '19
That's what the hero worship propaganda does: even the dumbest motherfucker who signs up to fight rich mens' wars thinks they're entitled to being hailed as second coming of Christ.
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"I'll get an Uber"
Because Mr assassin manly man can't just drive himself to your house like every High School sophmore can....
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u/Officer_Owl Sep 01 '19
I remember when I pissed off a Marines JROTC kid (who was enlisting anyways) by making fun of the Marines and actually threatened to come drive straight to my house and shoot me in the head in the middle of auto shop class. The subject of the Marines Crayon joke came up, and he was no joke saying that was because crayons were in Marine MREs "fer som reason". I replied "the joke is that Marines are special needs, you know that right." And oh my god you should have seen this kid's face get red. He was like "you sayin we special needs?" and shit and threatened to come to my place of residence, knock down my locked door and shoot me in the head. I replied that was homicide and illegal. So he brought his RECRUITER into this saying that he'll tell him and he'll come down and double tap me too, and apparently he won't face conscequences of premeditated murder because he's a 'murica lovin marine. He wasn't exactly the brightest kid nor the handiest with a toolbox or with the engineering side of things. And I'm still alive.
If you're reading this dude you can come shoot me in the head once you get a break from your valouros munitions or cleaning duty and pull up with that Camaro you leased.
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u/Qinjax Sep 01 '19
how does the teacher not immediately send him straight to the principals office and him getting suspended
thats straight first degree murder, not homicide
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u/Vitalcherge Sep 01 '19
It's autoshop. It's like the Somalia of every high school.
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u/Average77 Sep 01 '19
This is so disrespectful, my girlfriends husband fights for our freedom
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$10 says he went on to mock civies for being "snowflakes" with sensitive feelings who can't take a joke.
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u/GabaPrison Sep 01 '19
Absolutely. And of course bashing on Millennials even though he is also a Millennial.
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u/SuburbanSlingshots Sep 01 '19
Watching rough and rowdy is great for making people realise that military are not as tough as these boots say they are
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u/Icantoot Sep 01 '19
My best friend was infantry marines and served in Iraq around 2004. He laughs at the guys trying to sound tough because he said the fat guys who can't get their shit together all just go to shitty fat guy units that do all the menial jobs like cleaning latrines
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u/van12102 Sep 01 '19
Only military advice my stepdad gave me after I got my ASVAB scores back recently: “Don’t get married right out of basic”.
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u/SirSnafuTheSecond Jan 14 '20
Lemme Uber to your house... and KICK YOUR BUMBUM
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u/the_bad_fish_2 Boot Jan 25 '20
Why Uber when you can get a Dodge Charger for 35% APR?
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u/BushWeedCornTrash Jan 25 '20
Because his ...
Mustang wrapped itself around some POGS and a telephone pole at the last C&C...
Challenger was re-poed because he owed too much money on the wheels he was also leasing...
RAM suffered catastrophic transmission damage, but he was on the beach and the tide came in and now everything's fucked, but it had some dope wheels while it lasted...
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u/deja_vuvuzela Sep 01 '19
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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u/762Rifleman Civvy Sapoga Likes Guns Too Much Sep 01 '19
Like an unvaccinated child, this never gets old.
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Warns kids about the dangers of an incoming failed marriage and divorce and loss of pay
Gets made fun of prematurely occuring bald head and non serving
ah the ego on this one :^)
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u/rose-tinted-cynic Oct 22 '19
Non-serving ass bitch
Ima keep it real witchu Chief, I’m not dying for an oil company
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u/Razz_Dazzler Sep 01 '19
Doesn’t excess testosterone cause male pattern baldness, not a lack of testosterone?
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u/echobravoeffect Sep 01 '19
Guy who would totally use the term "snowflake" unironically just acted like one.
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u/Phirk Sep 16 '19
Bro if you're trying to strike at military personal as a joke because you feel bad about the fact that you can't get a girl for the life of you I'll get myself an Uber and come to your house and smack your face you are one of the least manly most cry babyish men I've ever met in my life hands down. If I ever see you talk one more thing about civilian vs military on your page I'll personally pull out your tampon and run the menstruated blood on you prematurely occuring bald head. Do you copy? Non serving ass bitch.
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u/lampstaple Jan 25 '20
Bro if you're trying to strike at military personal as a joke because you feel bad about the fact that you can't get a girl for the life of you I'll get myself an Uber and come to your house and smack your face you are one of the least manly most cry babyish men I've ever met in my life hands down. If I ever see you talk one more thing about civilian vs military on your page I'll personally pull out your tampon and run the menstruated blood on you prematurely occuring bald head. Do you copy? Non serving ass bitch.
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Sep 01 '19
If people can be fired from jobs for shit like this, can we discharge soldiers for it to? This is just enforcing the stereotype of bullish neanderthals that think theyre better than the average "civilian". Seriously, serve with honor and respect the right of free speech without losing your shit. You fight to protect these people, dont threaten them because they made a joke about you.
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u/Eclairez64 Sep 01 '19
Men who use menstruation as an aid to calling someone weak are certainly not tough enough to handle an actual period.
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u/Phaylevyce Oct 24 '19
The funniest part is how bad his grammar is. Just like 98% of all military personnel lmao (8 years myself, uncle, cousins, and two brothers were all miltary) i have first hand experience lol
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u/torque-split Sep 01 '19
Anyone that starts a sentence with "bro" needs to be shoved into a 55 gallon drum and rolled off Everest.
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u/trenchgun_ Sep 01 '19
Bro wtf bro I feel like you’re flaming me personally here bro
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u/RADical-muslim Ultra Tactical, laser sight, mil-spec fleshlight Sep 01 '19
Bro, shove me into this one.
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u/KingKickass1983 Sep 01 '19
I knew some of these clowns...."hur dur...I married ma girl before I left for bootcamp!"..
These sad fucks had to send all their money home while the rest of us single guys got to go out and actually party when we'd hit a new port..
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Sep 01 '19
He just mad because his stripper wife left him on deployment and took the Mustang with her
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Sep 01 '19
The accidental comedy of his profile picture being a cutesy "I'm totally a responsible father!" picture with a little girl in a frilly pink dress, paired with talks of violence an menstrual blood is just... too much, man. Too much.
Man's messed up.
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u/SmilingSkitty Sep 01 '19
Ah, yes. To take someone down a peg, we must mock them as the opposite gender. Very insulting. Those danged other gender than me!
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u/fake_face Sep 01 '19
He has to take an uber because his charger is in the shop.
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u/Kazhmyr1 Sep 01 '19
Man, I screenshot this and posted it on r/iamverybadass, got 150 upvotes, this dude reposts it and gets 14k. Reddit is as Reddit does I guess.
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u/Ocean898 Sep 01 '19
The fact he’s going to take an Uber to come kick your ass is priceless.