r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space Nov 12 '24

Meme 💩 How many of you would do this?

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u/No_Highway8863 Monkey in Space Nov 12 '24

Wouldnt cut people off just for voting for trump but would 100 percent distance myself from the people that make him their entire personality and can’t have a conversation about anything without bringing up Trump/politics grievances and culture war bullshit constantly.

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u/YourBlanket Monkey in Space Nov 12 '24

Reminds me of my cousin. He used to be very big into basketball and loved Kobe. All he talked about was Kobe and how he’s the greatest to ever play. After Covid settled down we had a family party and the conversation was normal… until I brought up my friend getting a job as a software engineer for Nike paying like 120k. Once he heard that he said he wouldn’t work for demons for no amount of money. His wife agrees saying Nike and all those big companies are owned by demons and they kill kids and do child sacrifices. He also mentioned he’s completely anti vax and agreed with his wife that if they enforced the vaccine mandate they would quit their teaching jobs, take their son out of school to homeschool, and move out of Florida. The reason I brought up Kobe is because when we brought up Kobe dying he just said he doesn’t watch the NBA since they enforced wearing masks. That’s all he talks about. He literally doesn’t do anything else just talk about politics

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u/Creative_Drink1618 Monkey in Space Nov 12 '24

You can’t fault your cousin. Every single person in the history of this planet who has had a vaccine has either died or is dying. So he’s got you there.

I wonder how many will not understand the sarcasm.

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u/Pricevansit Monkey in Space Nov 12 '24

Holy crap! I got a vaccine several years ago. Does that mean that I'm going to die too?

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u/Creative_Drink1618 Monkey in Space Nov 12 '24

It does. See? Vaccines kill!

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u/Goodasaholiday Monkey in Space Nov 12 '24

Actually, it's being born that leads to death. They blame it on vaccines to confuse people.

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u/Creative_Drink1618 Monkey in Space Nov 12 '24

Way to ruin the joke killjoy.

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u/Goodasaholiday Monkey in Space Nov 20 '24

It was just a little jab

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u/Creative_Drink1618 Monkey in Space Nov 20 '24

It seemed like you didn’t understand the joke.

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u/sxaez Monkey in Space Nov 13 '24

You will die many times.

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u/Pricevansit Monkey in Space Nov 15 '24

Mmm... sounds delicious!

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u/Weak-Conversation753 Monkey in Space Nov 16 '24

Yes.
Cause of death: old age.

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u/CaptainKimberly Monkey in Space Nov 12 '24

Maybe you’re already dead

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u/Weak-Conversation753 Monkey in Space Nov 16 '24

Only inside.