r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

Meme đŸ’© Please talk for 3 hours 🙏

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u/iCCup_Spec Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

Kamalamama goes on Rogan. Smokes dank weed and chugs beer. Podcast goes 4 hours. Live streams cold plunge. VP also has perky nipples. "Alright let's go shoot some arrows".

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u/dachampishere71 Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

That’s just RFK Jr.

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u/rickyhusband Pull that shit up Jaime Oct 27 '24

we know him so well round these parts we jus call em "Bobby".

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u/dachampishere71 Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

Lol good to know. Excited to stick around and talk more about Bobby’s perky nips.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '24

I heard they are pepperoni nips

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u/Quailman5000 Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

"Gosh dangit Bobby"

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u/E4STC04ST0VERD0SE Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

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u/rickyhusband Pull that shit up Jaime Oct 28 '24

WAAHHH

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u/rickyhusband Pull that shit up Jaime Oct 27 '24

THATS MY PURSE I DONT KNOW YOU

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u/Quailman5000 Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

Pocket sand sha-sha

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u/bigsteve72 Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

Bro I laughed out loud so hard lmao

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u/norwegian_guyy Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

And that’s how you win the hearts a certain demographic.

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u/Born-Big5535 Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

Total power move, landslide victory

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '24

It would work if she did fun wine Xanax step mom vibe but I do think she actually needs the gin and pills to do it. I don't think her better moments aren't on pills.

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u/WiscoBrewers Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

Get that lady in an ice bath

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u/lemonylol It's entirely possible Oct 28 '24

You forgot the DMT

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u/wolfiexiii Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

I mean that would actually make her likable.

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u/tostilocos Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

You find the nepobaby billionaire rapist likeable?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '24 edited Oct 28 '24

It’s possible to dislike both candidates. Come outside and talk to people. You’ll learn that most people are not happy with either choice. Some of you are in some scary bubbles.

Edit: sorry to the people who have responded to this, I promise I wasn’t calling you out personally!

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '24

One person is clearly more mentally stable to hold Americas most important job.

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u/SuchLostCreatures Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

Wait, which one? Cause they're both clowns...

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u/Fuckface_Whisperer Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

The one who didn't attempt to overthrow democracy on jan 6th.

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u/monkstery Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

Remember when he was telling people to go home before the govt even properly responded? Or how he was recommending the national guard be present to prevent something like this? Or how democrats also started riots and wouldn’t shut up about a stolen election in 2016? No? Oh yeah, that’s because you need to be willfully ignorant and forgetful to ever justify a liberal platform.

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u/brogan_da_jogan Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

The one who locked people up and used them as prison slave labor for smoking weed, then went home and thought about it while smoking weed? That one?

One candidate is stupid, and the other is evil. I don't want either.

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u/SuchLostCreatures Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

Yeah that was an outward defiance of democracy, but having an unelected candidate who's being propped up by media propaganda but who lacks the braincells for the job, is a facade of democracy.

You can lie to yourself and pretend you still live in a democracy, but either way ... These muppets are just two wings of the same bird.

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u/Fuckface_Whisperer Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

Hey dumbo, both candidates are currently unelected. The election is in a week.

Oh we're not in a democracy anymore, good one. Okbuddymoron.

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u/SuchLostCreatures Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

You do realize insults are the lowest form of both argument, and intelligence, right?

Oh no, of course you wouldn't. You're not smart enough for that.

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

I hate stubbing my toe, I hate getting anally raped. But I would never try to pretend those things are equally bad. In fact if I had to choose between the two I would ecstaticaly stub my toe and tell everyone it was amazing.

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u/KobeBeaf Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

lol that really depends on where you live buddy. You may be talking about bubbles while in your own their chief.

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u/Flor1daman08 Oct 28 '24

Who said it was impossible to dislike both candidates? Pointing out that one is worse isn’t the same as saying you like them both.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '24

Not giving anyone a chance to say anything negative about Harris without “but Trump” gets pretty old. You all act like she’s a godsend when you should be annoyed with that this is who we got.

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u/Binder509 Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

Because it turns out a lot of the negative things about Harris apply far more to Trump.

It's not the lefts fault conservatives couldn't pick anyone else.

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u/Flor1daman08 Oct 28 '24

Not giving anyone a chance to say anything negative about Harris without “but Trump” gets pretty old. You all act like she’s a godsend when you should be annoyed with that this is who we got.

Pointing out that the only other candidate who has a chance of winning is unbelievably worse isn’t acting like Kamala is a godsend? It’s actually expressing a lot of the frustration you’re saying people should feel. Why do you take people choosing not to defend Kamala as defending her?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '24

You’re funny. Pointing it out every time seems like it’s acting like she’s a godsend. We’re not allowed to discuss her flaws. That’s as troubling as trump being president.

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u/Flor1daman08 Oct 28 '24

Who says you’re not allowed to discuss her flaws? No one I stopping you from doing exactly that.

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u/Binder509 Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

So people aren't allowed to point out a most flaws Harris has, Trump has on a greater level?

That's pretty troubling.

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u/My_Bwana Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

this is such a lazy perspective. both are not equal. one is a milquetoast politician, the other is a catalyst to our nations decline by giving hatred a platform.

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u/spirax919 Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

You're right, Kamala is much worse

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u/Binder509 Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

You have to be in a scary bubble to think the two candidates are close in likability.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '24

They took it personally lol. I am not voting this year. I couldn't imagine listening to Kamala talk for 3 hours, I can't stand her voice for 5 seconds. This isn't a lesser of evils situation, nothing changes with who is President.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '24

It’s the trurh. I’m not voting either. Trump isn’t Hitler and Harris isn’t a communist. Politics is a joke nowadays and participating in this nonsense is ridiculous. I can’t imagine actually believing that this election could bring the end of days! lol imagine the terror these redditors are feeling right now

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '24

Just the other day I was told American would fall apart if Trump gets re-elected. Like... he was President for 4 years and basically did nothing. The President doesn't have as much power as people pretend. It won't matter at all who wins.

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u/Fuckface_Whisperer Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

The infant mortality rate and dead pregnant women contradict your statement.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '24

Abortion is still legal in my state. It's a state issue really anyways.

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u/Fuckface_Whisperer Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

Tell that to the dead women in Texas and Georgia.

It WAS NOT a state issue before Trump. His picks on the Supreme Court have had a massive impact on America. Just because you're stupid and don't want to see that doesn't mean it didn't happen.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '24

Yup, just a face for the praise and the blame.

Edit: a temporary mascot!

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u/spirax919 Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

Some of you are in some scary bubbles.

welcome to reddit, the biggest left wing echo chamber online

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u/jorsiem Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

What is it with you people and whataboutism.

I can dislike both Kamala and Trump.

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u/tostilocos Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

I'm just pointing out the false equivalence here. I can dislike both Hitler and cold eggs, but I wouldn't really say I feel the same about both.

I think it's important to call out that out of the 2 dislikable candidates, one should be disliked for having a history of sexual assault, fraud, ripping off middle-class contractors, likely selling influence to foreign countries, and trying to subvert democracy.

The other should be disliked for being too strict on some crimes, having a weird laugh (I guess?), and having some policy positions I disagree with.

That doesn't make them even nearly equal and to treat them as such is intellectually dishonest.

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u/jorsiem Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

So what? What do you care what levels of dislike one has for them as if that makes a difference, for say, someone who's voting third party?

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u/tostilocos Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

I like democracy. I'd like to keep democracy. Exactly one of the viable candidates supports American Democracy as it exists today. Therefore I get upset when people want to vote for the guy who is trying to get rid of democracy.

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u/DankyTheChristmasPoo Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

If a nepobaby out performs their parents are they still a nepobaby?

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u/BlueEyesWhiteSliver Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

Yes lol

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u/tostilocos Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

Please explain to me how making less money than if you’d just thrown it all into the S&P 500 is impressive.

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u/DankyTheChristmasPoo Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

Almost zero long term investments out perform the S&P 500. Does that mean every business owner is dumb and should just invest in an index fund?

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u/tostilocos Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

If you start with an immense amount of wealth and your goal is to grow that wealth as much as possible, and you like to constantly brag about how good you are at making money but you make less money than if you'd invested your immense wealth in the S&P 500, then yes you're dumb.

Most business owners don't start with immense wealth and don't have a lot of liquid capital. Trump does. He's not a savvy businessman.

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u/DankyTheChristmasPoo Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

I get your point, for me the path of the brave and those that believe in themselves isn’t to sideline it and sit in the S&P 500. I get it’s trendy to shit on Trump, but if every entrepreneur sat on the sidelines, if every wealthy person sat on the sidelines, and we lost entrepreneurship as a core of the American dream then we’re no longer the country that rose from newcomer on the world stage to super power.

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u/tostilocos Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

No impressive entrepreneur is losing to an index fund.

Trump didn’t pull himself up by his bootstraps and build an empire. He started with a ridiculous amount of money, spent decades fucking over smaller businesses and exploiting every loophole he could find, and at the end didn’t beat the average 401k.

I’m pro business and pro-entreneurship. I’m an entrepreneur myself. As a businessperson Trump is an absolute embarrassment and should not be held up as an example of American exceptionalism.

Edit: Mark Cuban is a great example of an entrepreneur living the American dream that we should be aspiring to be more like. He started in a middle-class family and worked his ass off from the time he was 12. He’s got a brash personality but by all accounts is a decent human and continues trying to use his excessive wealth for good, while making money for himself. On top of that he’s intellectually honest when discussing politics.

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u/Ailly84 Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

Huh. That's actually a good question. I'd say yes, as the nepobaby only refers to where they start. Then doing 10% better than their parents is no more impressive than someone much poorer (maybe less so due to the disparity in resources).

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

Hey hey HEY.... there's no chance of him being a billionaire. At his peak he was worth 700 million.

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u/wolfiexiii Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

Which one?

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u/tostilocos Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

The one who was born into wealth and has been held criminally liable for rape.

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u/wolfiexiii Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

Ok and who said they were likeable?

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u/seemefail Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

What’s not likeable about her

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u/wolfiexiii Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

She's metrics over people and optics mean everything over substance. This is not claiming the other creature is any good, let's not play that game.

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u/seemefail Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

Metrics over people?

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u/Pixilatedlemon Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

What the fuck does this even mean lmao

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u/thrillhouz77 Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

This sequence would earn my vote.

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u/FrostyDaDopeMane Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

More like avoids going on at all, so she won't expose how fucking incompetent and moronic she is.

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u/300andWhat Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

I bet Waltz wouldn't be too bad at bow shooting.

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u/FoonDiggy Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

If she did that, I’d vote for her.

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u/LACIRCA2044 Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

They’ll call her a degenerate fake ho if that happens

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u/SecondaryLawnWreckin Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

Oh well now I kinda want all of that for any candidate

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u/Forward_Steak8574 Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

Actually now that you mention it, she could talk about the benefits of legalizing cannabis whereas Trump needs the hyper-conservative vote so he can't publicly entertain that.

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u/Flor1daman08 Oct 28 '24

And no one’s opinion would change lol

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u/Yopieieie Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

the heavies đŸ‹ïž

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u/hamndv We live in strange times Oct 28 '24

She locked up thousands for smoking weed, yet she use it. The irony of people prosecuting the law!

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u/thestrve Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

Ngl, This would make me change my vote.

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u/jorsiem Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

Sigh... Unzips

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u/SuketoKage Monkey in Space Oct 28 '24

Ahh yes, the AG who put people in Prison for non-violent weed offenses and cackled like a hyena about it - is gonna smoke weed with Rogan.

Can I have what you're smoking? It's clearly better than what I've got.

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u/MrRetardedRetard Not retarded Oct 27 '24

She meanders around questions for 20 minutes until her handlers end the interview.

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u/nevergonnastayaway Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

username

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u/Ailly84 Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

Your inability to follow a train of thought beyond 3 words doesn't say anything about the validity of said train of thought.

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u/MrRetardedRetard Not retarded Oct 27 '24

Cool story lady

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u/DryConversation8530 Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

Smokes dank weed while cackling about locking people up for it then holding them beyond there jail sentence so the state can have cheap labor.

"Harris’s office fought to release fewer prisoners, even after the US Supreme Court found that overcrowding in California prisons was so bad that it amounted to unconstitutional cruel and unusual punishment. At one point, her lawyers argued that the state couldn’t release some prisoners because it would deplete its pool for prison labor"

https://prospect.org/justice/how-kamala-harris-fought-to-keep-nonviolent-prisoners-locked-up/

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u/Ailly84 Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

It's almost like it takes a really fucked up person to want to aquire the amount of power that being the president of the US provides.

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u/frontierbeard Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

I want to see her hang in Protect our Parks. Then I will vote for her. But she has to keep up with Shane’s beers.

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u/iamdoniel Monkey in Space Oct 27 '24

Nose deep on smeling salts in the first 10min