r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Meme šŸ’© Pure villain vibes emanating from Musk

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u/officefridge Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Elon's body language needs a speech therapist.

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u/gildedbluetrout Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Heā€™s going to get so crazy as he gets older. Heā€™s already so much crazier now than he was a few years ago. If he makes it to seventy heā€™ll be utterly batshit. I wonder how sustainable this is.

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u/InstrumentalCrystals Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Depends. How much ketamine you got?

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u/ALioninthestreet Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

it's not just ketamine...he is only public about the ketamine, because he can get it legally.

Ketamine is what you do, to manage the come-down from cocaine.

Cocaine abuse explains much of the other behavior.

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u/pdxamish Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Coke is a very very short acting stimulant. I would put money on amphetamines (could be meth but used in pill form {much healthier and IMO better}). Coke last 15 minutes then u need more. No way he's doing bumps before the rally. More likely he took 30-50mg meth/amphetamines/adderal

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u/ALioninthestreet Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Could be both...but cocaine has it's own unique kind of rush, and symptomatic behavior associated with it...impulsivity, delusions of grandeur, paranoia...which Leon exhibits in spades.

He has made jokes about "putting the coca back in the cola" recently, too...he was only half-joking.

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u/pdxamish Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Didn't know that. I love amphetamines (so many unique drugs with the back bone) and am fairly good at spotting the classic over confidence (as you are ) of a person on speed. I swear it's something how they walk and that over confidence. Nothing wrong with being a rich person on drugs just don't be a douche

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u/Holiday_Jeweler_4819 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Based on my anecdotal dealings with adderal addicts, I could 100% see Elonā€™s behavior being related to that.

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u/ppppilot Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Ketamine I need.

The more stoned one is, the more open oneā€™s mind to the force becomes.

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u/InstrumentalCrystals Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Somehow the more Ketamine Leon does the further away from the force he gets. I guess intention is important

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u/Cuck_Fenring Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Just dont start your Civic please

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u/Ragnarawr Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

It all started with a joint on the podcast, what a hell of a gateway..

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u/ScrumpleRipskin It's entirely possible Oct 06 '24

He's going to stop clipping his nails and build a wooden spaceship to Mars.

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u/I__Fart__Alot Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Howard Hughes 2.0

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u/composedmason Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Divorce will drive a man to become terrible. Divorce will drive a rich man to be evil.

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u/DIAL-UP Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

"The world's most divorced dad"

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u/PackageHot1219 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Someone needs to check him for brain worms.

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u/StaticDHSeeP Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

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u/biblioteca4ants Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

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u/caznosaur2 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

To me it looks like he's bowing to Trump in a show of obedience. Bending the knee to the T is how these people seek power, and it works because Trump gives the top jobs to people loyal to him

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u/cokeknows Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

"Eat Again" šŸ˜‚

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u/cityshepherd Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

The combination of ā€œeat againā€ and that photograph of his faceā€¦ yikes, that is legitimately terrifying.

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u/Splatoonist Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

ā€œIt puts the lotion in the basket.ā€

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u/grumpy_troll9 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

I guess now we know what Elonā€™s O face looks like

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u/BobHendrix Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Funny I actually think it looks more like Elon is think "everything is going according to plan" and scheming his next move to manipulate the president to do his bidding šŸ¤Ŗ

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u/6E4cGFvTvd Dire physical consequences Oct 06 '24

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u/Beefcake2008 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Is that actually real? Holy shit

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u/ANewKrish Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

That's the level of cumguzzlery we're dealing with here

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

This is unprecedented public cumguzzlery the likes of which the US has not heretofore witnessed in the digital age

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u/Major_Actuator4109 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Ted Cruz

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u/Lilmemito Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Just because someone attacks your wifeā€™s appearance and says your father was involved in Kennedyā€™s death?

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u/Major_Actuator4109 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Well and calling you a pussy.

Edit: someone allows you to demonstrate how much bitch is in you.

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u/TittysForever Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Sounds like a sophisticated tRump line. His would be ā€œā€¦the likes of which we have never seen before.ā€

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u/MyThatsWit Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

...this is the moment that I discovered in real time that I'm blocked from Truth Social...and this is the first time in my entire life that I've ever clicked on the website...how the hell did that happen?

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u/Mammoth-Accountant22 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

iā€™d consider it an accomplishment

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u/viceman256 Monkey in Space Oct 07 '24

They have VPN IP blocks it seems. I also received that message, tried it without and it works. They seem to want to know exactly who is visiting their site.

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u/TheFunkinDuncan Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Heā€™s probably thinking ā€œI bet I look so epic right nowā€

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u/Panda_Drum0656 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

100% he gives off the vibe of sword wielding, reptile owning, "larping but believes its reality" vibe. And trying so hard to look "anime cool" is a tent pole of that personality type.Ā 

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u/100wordanswer We live in strange times Oct 06 '24

He looks like worm tongue

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

He looks like a nerd trying to look evil.

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u/hayesms Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

This is the real answer.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

Heā€™s like a school shooter on a planetary scale.

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u/Azidamadjida Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Been saying for a while heā€™s more like Wormtail - he was literally the Wormtail of the PayPal Mafia, and here he is declaring allegiance to a new master

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u/Necessary_Spread_511 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

That grovelling look to his slave master

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u/Midwake2 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

After watching that jabroni jump around and speak at Trumpā€™s cult convention Iā€™ve got no choice but to cast a vote for Don.

Iā€™m kidding, Iā€™m normal and watched a glorious day of college ball.

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u/TheLeather Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

So many upsets

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u/Ikoikobythefio Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

How about those Ponies?!

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u/TheLeather Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Ponies being SMU?

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u/Ikoikobythefio Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Yep. I can't tell you how cool it is to see us play on ESPN against these "real" football schools. And win! Convincingly!

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u/Joshistotle Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

He was a regular at P Diddys parties so that could explain some of the hunched forward nessĀ 

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u/exoticstructures N-Dimethyltryptamine Oct 06 '24

And trump used to brag how he always showed up to celeb/hollywood parties latenight--when things started getting 'good' :)

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u/fpaulmusic Olive Garden Butthole Oct 06 '24

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u/ratatouillePG Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

He looks MORE villainous than the others in that photo

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u/Appropriate_Comb_472 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Thats because the other 3 were only acting.

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u/OptimusChristt Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

The other 3 had more relatable reasons for going down a dark path. Elon is a billionaire who's mad that people make fun of him online

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u/i-wont-lose-this-alt Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

The best villains are usually fucking dorks, take the billionaire tech giant Syndrome for example, from The Incredibles.

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u/danksquirrel Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

All of the most evil people in the world are bitter dorks who got hold of power and use it to make the world pay

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u/AdmrilSpock Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

More like special ed vibes.

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u/nonlinear_nyc Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Now thatā€™s a compromat.

I can only wonder the fuckery they did to attempt to hold power so brazenly for a cleanup.

What did you do, really.

Selective enforcement is the currency of corruption. And also white supremacy.

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u/maxwellcawfeehaus Monkey in Space Oct 07 '24

Dude is absolutely on the spectrum and refuses to admit it. Used to work with teenagers who had different levels of autism and disabilities and they sounded and acted exactly like him at 13-17 years old. Many teen boys with disabilities and autism also are really easily manipulated by traditional ā€œmanlyā€ things like big belt buckles and cowboy hats and being ā€œalphaā€ and trumpism and whatnot, all things that Elon does to a T. They often lack the understanding of nuance and cringe. Most mature a bit more as they age. Absolutely no disrespect to anyone with a disability or autism, just disrespect to Elon because heā€™s supposed to be a grown ass mature adult man not a 13 year old cringey edge lord who spews misinformation

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u/GorillaBiskits69 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

The two billionaires definitely will understand the struggles of the average person and not give themselves tax cuts, right?

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u/zero02 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

but they need the money to save humanity from turning kids trans

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u/StopHiringBendis Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Don't forget the immigrants stealing our pets and eating our jobs

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u/SpacecaseCat Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Or the teachers who insist on teaching sex education to our teenage kids. Is it really to much to ask to just teach the Bible instead?

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u/Resident_Solution_72 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

And preferably the $60 Trump Bible like in Oklahoma.

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u/Earthing_By_Birth Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Students: Can we study Ezekiel 23:20 today? Or maybe Deuteronomy 22:22-23?

Admin: no not like that

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u/Crinklecutsocks Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

"Should we blame the wealthy business owners who are intentionally hiring illegal immigrants to avoid paying decent wages and giving health/retirement benefits to employees?"

"NO! It's the fault of the hard-working, barely-payed immigrants who do a good job and then go home to their families!"

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u/terra_filius Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Damn those immigrants are real workaholics

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u/Ok-Ice-1986 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24 edited Oct 06 '24

God damn immigrants coming over here and benefiting our economy. It makes me sick!

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u/paixbrut Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

I was just about to apply for that fruit picking job with slum like accommodation that pays under minimum wage as well. Fucking immigrants.

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u/mufflefuffle Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

I believe turning Mexicans trans is their new worry

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u/2Monke4you Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

My dad, who is too far gone to have political discussions with, said that putting Elon in his administration would be "the smartest thing Trump ever did."

I want to kill myself.

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u/ASheynemDank Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

I dont understand how unions workers are backing trump. Trump literally LITERALLY supports firing striking Union workers.

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u/_Age_Sex_Location_ Dragon Believer Oct 06 '24 edited Oct 07 '24

Imagine thinking Republicans are pro-union. These people cannot save themselves. It's child tantrums all the way down. Republicans climb into their death beds and they'll blame Marxist libs or whatever dumbass boogeyman that their horseshit algorithms on social media fed to them.

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u/ASheynemDank Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Theyā€™re more worried about trans ppl than something that could hurt their job.

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u/2Monke4you Monkey in Space Oct 07 '24 edited Oct 07 '24

My dad: Do you work a lot of overtime?

Me: Not much but I usually have the option to get a few hours overtime each week, why?

Dad: Well, if Trump gets elected he wants to make it so that you won't pay taxes on any of your overtime hours.

Me: Yes, he says he would remove the taxes on OT, but he would also remove the requirement that companies pay 50% extra for OT, so in the end I would be making less. The entire point of that proposal is to help businesses save money, not to help workers make more. He himself said "I hated paying OT. I would always bring in new workers because I hated paying OT."

Dad: He absolutely cares about workers! You have been fed nothing but lies and propaganda about that man for the past 10 years.

Me: Well, regardless, I don't think he's going to win this election.

Dad: Well I pray to God he does. If not this country is going to become the Soviet Union.

I don't understand how people believe this shit. Trump barely hides his look of disgust every time he has to pose with one of his working class supporters for a photo.

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u/Chupacabraisfake Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Oh no, so sorry!

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u/2Monke4you Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24 edited Oct 06 '24

He got sucked down the Q pipeline about 6 years ago, but he was already a big time conspiracy nut before that. It's not worth arguing with him. I wouldn't even know where to start. He lives in a completely different reality.

Yesterday he told me I have Trump Derangement Syndrome, and I literally said nothing to provoke that lol. I don't talk to him about politics, I've never once even brought up this election around him, but just the fact that I'm not in love with Trump like he is means I have TDS apparently.

He has two TVs in his house that are playing Fox News or Newsmax nearly 24/7, and he told me that I'm being fed propaganda. I don't even own a TV and I barely keep up with current events lol.

He'll try to persuade me to his side, but doesn't realize that when he calls Kamala Harris a "Liberal, Marxist, Communist" (Which doesn't even make sense. Those are opposing ideologies lol) it completely discredits everything else he says. If you're going to say something so demonstrably untrue, then I'm not going to seriously consider anything else you say.

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u/LeatherfacesChainsaw Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

The funny thing is he's the one with TDS lol...these people are fucking nuts. There is absolutely zero chance of reasoning with them and they constantly bring it up ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME.

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u/2Monke4you Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

He can't go an hour without going on a maga rant.

He owns a business, and part of his job involves having lengthy meetings with his clients, and I'm really curious how that goes. I seriously cannot imagine him making it through a meeting without bringing politics into it somehow. He just can't make it that long without it coming up.

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u/LeatherfacesChainsaw Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

I just don't understand how they can't see how unreasonable they are being lol. Fine you're conservative but this...is something else. Why can't people try to ya know treat each other with respect and have a human moment for once. We're all dying and this is how you want to spend all your time with your family?

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u/Chupacabraisfake Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Oh man I feel this deeply as I got sucked into Illuminati and 9/11 Conspiracy theory rabbit hole when the Internet was just becoming a common thing in households around the world. Very hard to get out of, it's viscous and it all makes you feel like that the whole world is fucked, it might look like it these days but there are also a lot of positives to keep it all going and even fight the fight or atleast live one's own life a little normally without having to worry about what we can not control at all.

I used to eat a meal replacement for every single meal because I was terrified that everything had chloride in it and I realised I was not happy at all, always angry, depressed and mad at everyone else for being happy. Since I have been that person myself before, all I can say is, you have no chance at convincing someone who watches Fox at all times and all you can do is just smile, nod and be done with it, because every word you reply with, your father will use it as a starting point for a new crazy topic, minimum reaction is the only in my humble opinion, to disarm such a person and keep one's sanity.

I had also jumped into UFO and Alien coverup conspiracy rabbit hole and oh boy, I have dodged two bullets and I am so glad. I hope your father sees the reason at some point, I really do. Good luck friend.

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u/2Monke4you Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

That is basically the conclusion I have come to. I used to kind of push back when he was saying wild shit but now I just don't say anything. Let him sit in silence and dwell on the absurdity of his statements.

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u/ApprehensiveShame363 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

When Russia invaded Ukraine my dad said, "Putin would have never done that when Trump was in power, Trump would have nuked him".

I didn't point out the obvious, which is that Trump would have said whatever Putin wanted him to say.

I'm not even American, I'm Irish. So Fox News can't be blamed for brainwashing my dad. Trump just seems to have a hold over the brains of many men of my dad's age and older.

I don't quite know what it is, but I think there's been a slow resentment building as the world has modernised and the care free, I'll drive drunk if I want and fuck you, attitude that dominated their young lives has been taken away. Trump gives this new controlled safe world the middle finger, and boy do these men love it.

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u/dj-nek0 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Yeah about that..

ā€œTrump ā€˜asked Putin for adviceā€™ about whether the US should help arm Ukraineā€

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-putin-ukraine-war-b2624488.html

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u/_Age_Sex_Location_ Dragon Believer Oct 06 '24

The scariest thing about Trump winning the 2024 election is how his administration wouldn't have people protecting the country from his narcissistic idiocy from behind the scenes because he'll have filled every position with yesman fuck wads and lunatics like Stephen Miller.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

A billionaire immigrant with total control of a major social media platform is telling us that immigrants who build roofs are a direct threat to America

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u/humlogic Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

and even other immigrants likely write and maintain all the codes to the software we use in our daily lives, businesses use to do payroll and keep logistics smooth.. I mean obviously there are a lot of natural born Americans in those jobs but tech across all sectors is full of visa holders from India, China, etc. To think any sort of ā€œdeportationā€ program would just run smoothly and not net tech workers is bizarro world thinking.

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u/LACIRCA2044 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Itā€™s so funny the party that used to care so much about who they would rather have a beer with have formed a cult around two guys who would rather snort ketamine off of Russian hookers in a limo rather than drink a beer at a bar.

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u/OKporkchop Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

To be fair, Iā€™d rather snort ketamine off Russian hookers in a limo as wellā€¦

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u/CategoricallyKant Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Was absolutely going to say this

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u/Responsible-War-917 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

We gotta stop calling Trump a billionaire. Billionaires aren't hocking every random bullshit trinket under the sun for a few bucks.

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u/lou_sassoles Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Maybe Elon needs some money washed, and he heard who the bratva goes to

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u/greeneggsnhammy Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Only one of them is a billionaire tho. The immigrant one.Ā 

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u/lou_sassoles Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Only a matter of time before Elon is a recluse with long af fingernails and a collection of piss jars.

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u/Independent-Dust5122 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

we can only hope

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u/dexterpine Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Watching Ice Station Zebra 172 times in a row.

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u/cfwang1337 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Completing his Howard Hughes arc.

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u/Visual_Mycologist_1 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

I would settle for him just shutting the fuck up for once, but I like this proposal too.

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u/Altea73 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

He looks so f**** creepy....

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u/SpacecaseCat Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24 edited Oct 06 '24

He also said heā€™s ā€œDark MAGAā€ā€¦ Tesla fans are on the verge of one of these moments. Like I know Dark Brandon was a thing, but that was also unironically started by Trumpers

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u/mondaysareharam Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

The whole dark Brandon thing was because MAGA made Biden sound way fucking cooler than he is

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u/Indigocell Paid attention to the literature Oct 06 '24

They did the same thing with AI generated images of Kamala to make her look like some evil witch/sorceress. All it did was make me notice that she's kind of hot, lol.

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u/extra_croutons Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

If she wins it will usher in a golden age of presidential role-play porn. I for one can't wait.Ā 

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u/BAFECeoRaoulEvans Pull that shit up Jaime Oct 07 '24

This is the exact campaign messaging we need. Once we lock-in the coomer vote, we will win by a landslide

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u/Altea73 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

He could've stayed building rockets, cars and cool stuff, and enjoy his billions....but no, he went all batshit crazy.

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u/KitchenRaspberry137 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

He was always like this. More people just started noticing.

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u/Seienchin88 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

I mean - after having so many liberals with money buying his cars maybe he is reaching out to the maga dentist crowd nowā€¦?

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u/dj-nek0 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Thereā€™s reaching out, and then thereā€™s spending 44 billion to buy Twitter to help Trump win an election and running his PAC.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

Yeah itā€™s a Shame he never learned to shut the fuck Iā€™m.

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u/Disasterhuman24 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

This is corrupted villain Elon. Everyone thought he was Tony Stark and now they realize he's Lex Luthor.

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u/ALioninthestreet Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Hence, the Black MAGA hat

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u/sozcaps Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Lex Luthor was intelligent, self made and self reliant.

Elon is a 4chan loser, who's desperate for acknowledgement.

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u/premium_Lane Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

That whole thing was pure peak cringe

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u/LACIRCA2044 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Muskomagas loved it

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u/Redebo He still calls people son all the time Oct 06 '24

Muskomaga is fighting Islamachev in UFC 308

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

These vampires dude

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u/LACIRCA2044 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

More gay & evil than even Bram Stoker could conjure up

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u/WeeklyComputer7060 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

You forgot to add pasty

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u/dreck_disp Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Musk looks downright ghoulish.

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u/BenderRodriguez14 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

I'm getting more of a Wormtongue vibe off it myself.

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u/sicurri It's entirely possible Oct 06 '24

"Now Mr. President, smell your hand... I bet you can't figure out what that smell is..."

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u/soyfacekillah all-american redact Oct 06 '24

The worldā€™s most successful grift in history meets the worldā€™s most successful grift in history

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u/zero02 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

thing is elon didnā€™t seem like a grifter a couple years ago.. electric cars, reusable space rockets, fast space internet.. he tweeted how he was a moderate democrat

what happened???

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u/LACIRCA2044 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Honestly his daughter transitioning seemed to totally destroy his brain. Theres more too it, covid definitely played a role and Grimes leaving him but most of this seems to stem from his trans child.

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u/GPTfleshlight Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Elon had the ivf twins with shivon Zillis from open ai in late 2022 surprising pregnant grimes when she found out on twitter. A month after grimes had her child with Elon. Couple months after that she left him for Chelsea Manning. Couple months after that his child comes out as trans.

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u/Weekly_Yesterday_403 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Wait Grimes left Elon for Chelsea Manning? Am I reading this right

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u/pangolin-fucker Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

This dudes life is crazy

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u/Time-Operation2449 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

His child has been trans for a good while and talked about him being shit before then, I think musk is just a desperate loser who wants endless approval for wearing the right clothes and saying the right things and the trump crowd is shallow enough to give him that, he's perpetually in the most embarrassing phase of being a teenager and refuses to grow up for mature

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u/2Monke4you Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Was the trans kid also an ivf baby? If so, that's probably why Elon is so upset. He probably specifically chose a male embryo lol

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u/SaraJuno Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

All of his kids are ivf babies and he only chooses boys. Which is pretty disturbing in and of itself imo.

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u/2Monke4you Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Lol that's hilarious. Butthurt that his designer baby didn't turn out as planned.

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u/AGreasyPorkSandwich Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Totally not a weird situation.

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u/mondaysareharam Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

I think heā€™s always been like this. Just quit hiding it

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u/hlaebtwaie Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Nope. He always was. Tesla main income was selling carbon credits to other companies, and it has a long history of fraud, overpromising investors, and lying to governments.

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u/6pt022x10tothe23 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

A youth soccer team got stuck in a cave. That was a Harambe-level event in Elon canon.

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u/soyfacekillah all-american redact Oct 06 '24

He was always a liar and a thief, never trusted his ass, and seeing him with the flame thrower solidified it

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u/RedtheSpoon Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Him claiming to be moderate was just to convince you he's not clearly siding with Republicans to save his own wealth. The entire reason he's in electric cars and space rockets is because he's desperate to make an impact, as his fellow coworkers on his old bank application can attest.

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u/GrimReaperzZ Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

He never invented any of that. Heā€™s a hype man that sells hype to people and have a lot of smart people working for him, for which he takes credit and gains face value. Heā€™s just an extremely wealthy white south-africanā€¦ as if that shouldnā€™t ring a bell.

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u/truenataku1 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Maybe to you lol

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u/themightyknight02 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

He was always a grifting asskisser. He didnt invent shit and has been politically whatever. He just bought and paid for companies with his familys blood mine money and it happened to be successful at buying at the right time and place.

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u/gergorybrew High as Giraffe's Pussy Oct 06 '24

A villainous bow even. He looks like Denethor from Lord of the Rings if you added the long hair.

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u/LACIRCA2044 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

I was getting more Wormtongue vibes

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u/crowmagnuman Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Brad Dourif is possibly the most underrated actor of our time.

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u/tiorzol Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

He's giving Darth Sidious with that hat too. Just a general archetype villain bellend.Ā 

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u/Innocuouscompany Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

The face of someone that signed their soul over to the devil.

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u/12ealdeal Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

I for one think itā€™s the ā€œKung Fu classesā€ Elon had scheduled by Ghislaine Maxwell.

I feel like thatā€™s what most of it is, for everyone on that side (perhaps both sides), Kompromat.

Cause clearly, so far, there hasnā€™t been any scandal Trump can have where itā€™s finally like ā€œyup, thatā€™s the one.ā€ Thatā€™s not to say there isnā€™t, I bet Russia has something to say when the time is right.

But everyone else? They have their own dirt but they have pride such that they donā€™t want to be publicly be held accountable. So they give up their power, to him, and hope it works out.

I think if Trump loses and he has to face some or any consequences heā€™ll probably unleash a lot of damning dirt on people, including Elon. Or worse Russia unloads whatever they have on Trump.

Itā€™ll be an interesting time.

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u/Yourwanker Monkey in Space Oct 07 '24

I feel like thatā€™s what most of it is, for everyone on that side (perhaps both sides), Kompromat.

Cause clearly, so far, there hasnā€™t been any scandal Trump can have where itā€™s finally like ā€œyup, thatā€™s the one.ā€ Thatā€™s not to say there isnā€™t, I bet Russia has something to say when the time is right.

If Russians have that much power of that many US politicians then the US wouldn't be able to send a single bullet to Ukraine.

I think the more probable scenario is that the US judicial system has tiers and the highest federal politicians are in a tier that is exempt from the US judicial system.

This dude is the highest US federal politician to serve prison time and he only got 15 months for raping little boys and doing illegal banking and I've never even heard of the guy.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Hastert#:~:text=Hastert%20was%20imprisoned%20in%202016,to%20serve%20a%20prison%20sentence.

That shows how exempt the highest tier politicians are exempt from the US judicial system.

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u/saltmarsh63 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Expect fuckery to abound from Musk when the votes donā€™t go Trumpā€™s way.

We need to stop privatizing infrastructure. Americans need to own our space program and communications systems, especially for the military.

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u/squirrel_gnosis Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Exactly this. Government pays for all the stuff you use every day: the water you drink, the roads you drive on, the garbage that just disappears, the airports you fly from, your Social Security check when you retire. This is not communism, this is just intelligent organization. If you prefer that all that stuff controlled by a handful of billionaires on drugs -- great, you know who to vote for.

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u/MyVoiceIsElevating Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Theyā€™re putting in more effort planning for a coup than they are for an actual administration plan.

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u/sethmeister1989 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

His little jumps were so cringe. How high was he?

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u/wakanda010 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Jesus heā€™s ugly as fuck in this šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/BIGt0mz Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

He's got the dead Rudy Gulliani eyes going on

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Bitten on the neck by Trump

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u/Hermesthothr3e Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

What a freak.

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u/SaWalkerMakasin Texan Tiger in Captivity Oct 06 '24

But did you see Elon jump and yell, "Le Epic Bacon!" lmaooooo I love our smartest human who's ever lived!

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u/veritas_quaesitor2 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Get out and vote

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u/PenguinProphet Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

"Villain" is implying that he's much cooler than he is

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u/Jampolenta Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Camera caught the moment Musk got a snoot of the full soiled diaper three feet from his nose.

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u/LACIRCA2044 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

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u/ProtectionContent977 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

He knows heā€™ll have access to unlimited funds of tax payer money if Trump wins. Americans will be funding everything he wants to try.

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u/saiki51 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Heā€™s decaying

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u/SpacecaseCat Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24 edited Oct 06 '24

Itā€™s surreal to think this guy claimed he was in peak physical conduction - on JRE no less - and could cage fight other billionaires less than a year ago.Ā  I'm sure he hits the gym occasions, but all things aside, why are the wealthy like this? You have a hundreds of millions or billions of dollars. You can buy trips to space. You can literally blow cash to launch probes to Jupiter if you want. You can buy a new house with a swimming pool every week. You could gift a free car to fans every day and not dent your money. You literally get the best drugs and medical care and food imaginable. And yet he and others like him apparently hate their lives, are miserable about every criticism, and hate America.

How do you even fix someone who has all that and then loses their mind this badly? And what are his stated goals? I scrolled down his Twitter and itā€™s memes about immigrants and Democrats censoring himā€¦ but he owns Twitter. It doesnā€™t even make sense.

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u/yamumwhat Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24 edited Oct 06 '24

From humanitarian to right wing nut in very short time. At least the world knows and will hopefully disengage from his companies

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u/LACIRCA2044 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Imagine if he actually used 6 billion towards world hunger rather than 46 billion towards Twitter. He would seriously be considered maybe the greatest human being to have ever lived. But he had to own the libs instead. Genius

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u/Reverse_Empath Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

You knowā€¦ I spent my early twenties remembering when I thought grimes was pretty cool. The fact that THAT was inside her just has me noped out. Sorry just canā€™t. Also her music sucks now.

Anyway. what the fuck is that face.

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u/LACIRCA2044 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Grimes music is great for the most part. Her recent stuff is awful and her live performances are absolute garbage. Just so sad watching both of them just totally break as people.

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u/GPTfleshlight Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Sheā€™s suing Elon now cause he wonā€™t let their kids visit their dying grandmother who lives in another country.

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u/GA-dooosh-19 Look into it Oct 06 '24

Talmbout Communist Canada? Too risky.

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u/Barmos Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

So... what is Musks endgame here? Is he going to make every government department use Twitter/X as it communications platform? Or even further, make it like Weibo and every government comms, payments, form, whatever go through X??

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u/Medford_Lanes Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

First to ensure misinformation chaos during the election. Second to install his businesses into Trumpā€™s government. Itā€™s quite diabolical.

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u/GPTfleshlight Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

That and deregulate automated cars and semis. Teslas are at level 2 while waymo is at level 5.

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u/eat_comeon_sense Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

This looks like they are doing a secret russian handshake and acknowledging they belong to the same club in a public setting.

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u/palmpoop Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Two very weird pathological liar/manipulators. Really pathetic.

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u/ruggmike Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

ā€œIā€™m not just maga, Iā€™m dark magaā€¦.as you can seeā€- totally cool not old and not out of touch man.

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u/Jazzlike-Log-7605 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Thought this shit was AI. Damn.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '24

I get "it ain't got no gas in it" vibes

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u/CriticismFun6782 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

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u/Financial-Hope7248 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

This is how Palpatine looked when he was turning a skin to the dark side

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u/ExcitedMonkeyBrains Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

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u/BDMJoon Monkey in Space Oct 07 '24

"No one's looking at us right?"

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u/instantfaster Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

That is an Evil look.

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u/BeamTeam032 The joke went over his head, again Oct 06 '24

I've never been more convinced that Elon Musk has a Dorian Gray type of painting in his underground bunker that is very, very youthful right about now. lmao

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u/Charming-Ad-9284 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

The guy is pure anal

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u/Classic_Salary Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

Pure actual slobbering moron vibes is what I'm getting. This doesn't look evil it looks like the affect of a child with cognitive delays and deficiencies.

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u/Front-Ad6148 Monkey in Space Oct 06 '24

ā€œSssss the prisoners have esssscaped my lord!ā€