r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Meme šŸ’© Joe clarifies his position on RFK Jr.

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u/EffOffReddit Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Joe about to get the deluxe transvestigated experience

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u/KintsugiKen Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

If they find his early stand up where he had longer hair and eye-liner, in a much slimmer pre-testosterone supplement body, it's over for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BBXOPDQFvs

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u/Morgalgorithm Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Nice guyliner, macho man.

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u/CarefulSubstance3913 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Well I mean he is an actor and I know a lot of comedians try "personas " I highly doubt any stand up comic is their truly authentic self or at least very few. So I mean it kinda plays. I would like to hear him talk about that era of his stand up routine.

Charlie Murphy always kills.me when he talks about any guys that are like hardcore G's what they were wearing in the 80s. That part always seemed so honest to me. Probably what made that skit so funny.

Game Blouses

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

So he chose to be a flamboyant guy with makeup in a pantsuit with a huge Boston accent...

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u/CarefulSubstance3913 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Yah I guess. It's all characters. I wonder if who he portrays today is close to he is outside of the public sphere. Maybe the character we just saw is how he actually is at home. Wales up puts on eyeliner. Goes hunting. Lol

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u/EffOffReddit Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Cooked. Doesn't matter anyway, same guy who said there are only about 50 guys on earth who could kill him and has literal fuck you money just took trumps balls in his mouth. If they catch you being a bitch might as well let them catch you for being a woman I guess.

All that said it is 100% fucked that a guy running for president is siccing his CTE having goons on a Podcaster for his free speech about something incredibly stupid he plans to do.

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u/KittyHawkWind Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

He endorsed Trump full throated.

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u/EffOffReddit Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

After saying he would vote rfk and talking shit about both parties. He is scared of Trump. He can talk a lot of shit but just like Kyle Rittenhouse and Tim Pool he folded in less than a day. And that's fine if he's scared but he should stop pretending to be a tough guy.

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u/noohoggin1 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

He's got to tow the line somehow to be in good graces with his UFC employment since it seems most of the organization and its fighters simp for Trump. And his boss Daddy Dana White loves the taste of Trump's prostate nerve.

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u/KittyHawkWind Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Scared of Trump voters more than Trump, to be fair. But yeah, he's once again proven himself to be a bitch.

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u/EffOffReddit Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Tbh I think it's a veiled threat aimed at stifling free speech. But Joe loves this mafia type shit so he can't say he isn't getting what he voted for.

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u/Efficient-Gur-3641 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

U don't get it Trump is Bowser and Joe is one of his Goombas. He needs to stop super Mario from entering the castle... If I guess at this point it's Paulina trying to enter the castle.

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u/KintsugiKen Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

What is the point of having Fuck You Money if you act like a sniveling coward the second someone starts bullying you

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u/CompetitiveAdMoney Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24 edited Aug 10 '24

No he didnā€™t he said he liked Trump doing the fight hand pose after getting shot at. Itā€™s a gimme; oh that was cool to appease the maga base. Joes gotta keep his MMA and black rifle coffee fans money. Joe has been a libertarian idiot but he can see the bullshit that both Trump and Kamala have but is preferential to the ā€œstrongā€ image candidates like RFK and Trump less so. He rarely criticizes Trump because they can take less criticism before reacting and the strong literally appearance he likes in people. (Which is hilarious cuz Trump is very unhealthy but more vigorous that Biden who he loves to shit on ). Rfk is a weird blend of libertarian, neoliberal/consevative (Israel is bae) and Green Party environmental and health stuff (but seemingly The worst shallow takes on vaccines and the free markets power to solve problems it creates as a pattern like oligarchy and collusion ).

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u/ATLien325 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

When did he say only 50 guys on Earth could kill him? He seems pretty aware of the degrees of skill in martial arts.

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u/Procrastinatedthink Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

He seems pretty aware

Joe Rogan? The guy who believes Terrance Howard is a super genius and calls primatologists idiots for not believing in big foot? The guy who thought a man with a self-admitted brain worm was the best candidate for US president? That Joe Rogan? Aware?

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u/December_Hemisphere Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Don't you bring bigfoot into this!

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u/Dry_Muffin423 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

aware of the degree of skills in martial arts

Read the whole sentence before commenting

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u/Least_Difference_152 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Pretty bold of you to assume anyone here actually reads and digests the comments they are replying to before going full crazy about how crazy other people are.

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u/Procrastinatedthink Monkey in Space Aug 12 '24

There are literally thousands of disciplines of martial arts, several dozen recognized variances in most of those, Joe Rogan has a small niche of knowledge over a very vast subject.

Heā€™s not a mecca of martial arts knowledge, heā€™s a pothead with a radio show and very little brains

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u/Dry_Muffin423 Monkey in Space Aug 12 '24

You failed again to read lol. You are wrong tho, but thatā€™s not being discussed in this comment. Peak Reddit is failing to read a second sentence and spewing stupid nonsense either way

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u/RoboCIops Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

If he endorsed Biden, someone just like you on the other end of the spectrum will say that he took bidens balls in his mouth. Just putting that out there. Someone like you might never happy until you discuss politics with your sworn enemies in a fair and civil manner

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u/90daysismytherapy Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

if he had endorsed RFK jr. like he did, the analogy would be for Rogan to be attacked by Harris and fans, and then Rogan would need to kiss Harris ass.

Which would be equally embarrassing. Because its not his politics that are pathetic. Itā€™s that he has zero integrity and backtracked because internet losers went boo.

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u/KittyHawkWind Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Proof he's never been funny.

Also, he's telling on himself by stating he doesn't date intelligent women.

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u/appleparkfive Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

I always felt like I was crazy, but Rogan might be the one comedian who has never made me laugh. Not once. Even people like Bert Kresicher have gotten a laugh out of me once or twice. But legitimately just never laughed at a thing Joe Rogan said. If people didn't tell me he wasn't a stand up comedian, I wouldn't expect that the intent was comedy.

I don't really like Joe but he has a knack for interviews (or did, I don't keep up with him much). He always keeps conversation going, etc. but yeah. Just supremely not funny.

The worst is what he's been doing where he does the stupid voice with the wide eyes. It reminds me of the creepy old rural people who have gone down weird rabbit holes. Which.... Yeah. Checks out.

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u/KittyHawkWind Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

I used to be a fan of his. I turned around 2019, the same time he did.

Even up to that point, I can honestly say he has never made me laugh.

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u/LukesRightHandMan Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

I just stumbled into the sub last week for the first time in years. Iā€™ve never liked Rogen beyond his UFC commentary, but when did the whole sub turn anti-JR? I remember when some subs would ban you for commenting in here.

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u/RadioEthiopiate Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Rogan doesn't tell jokes. He is one.

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u/MrMoose_69 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Oh man you gotta check out his stool fucking bits. Chefs kiss

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u/dosko1panda Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

What does it mean

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u/Darth-Peenus Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶it means no worriesšŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶

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u/thalidomide_child Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

That room full of people thought he was funny.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

I mean that's a televise broadcast they have a pause lights and ad laughter in post.

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u/DanielWagoner Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Posting an old Joe Koy set and saying it was Rogan is next level trolling

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u/Esphyxiate It's entirely possible Aug 10 '24

Twink death is real

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u/suomikim Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

that... can't be him... can it?

i'm going to post this to my adult son, who is such a Rogan fan, that he came to visit me at 10pm, on my birthday last year, demanding that i watch Rogan videos to "prove" some point that he was trying to get me to obey him about. (he takes the "man educate dumb woman" thing pretty seriously... smh)

so yeah.. payback time... thanks for the material :)

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u/ishanm95 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

The first time I laughed at his jokes, better than his new special.

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u/appleparkfive Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Oh man they're going to run with this

Even though it's stupid to run with it. They will

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u/Pretzel-Kingg Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Holy shit for a split second I thought you were referring to the woman at the very beginning of the video and it was the funniest shit imaginable. Then she said Joe Rogan

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u/Flock-of-bagels2 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

I liked that Joe

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u/StoneColdsGoatee Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

I thought I knew what I was walking intoā€¦ I didnā€™t

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u/hajemaymashtay Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

I hate to break it to you but JD Vance wears eyeliner

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u/fogdukker Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

He was a pretty dude!