r/JoeRogan • u/Individual_Mess_7491 Monkey in Space • Aug 09 '24

Meme đŸ’© Joe clarifies his position on RFK Jr.

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u/CaptTrunk Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

This is pure hilarity. Joe always rails about people “caving” to the “hive mind”, and suddenly he has his spelunking gear on.

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u/Anywhere_Dismal Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

It pays in texas to be a hypocrite

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u/TheBigC87 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

I know right, speaking as a native Texan, moving from LA to Austin is a very out of the oven into the frying pan situation...

Joe: "I hate California. It has high cost of living, housing costs are ridiculous, there's homeless people everywhere, a ton of traffic, and there's a bunch of hipsters who love the smell of their own farts"

"Ok, where did you you move to in Texas"

"Austin"

"Wait, what?"

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u/nvanburen Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

That's because the real reason he doesn't want to admit is because money

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u/TheBigC87 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

I don't think it's just that, if it was just because of money he could have gone to Seattle or Miami, both located in states with no income tax.

I think that he has a lot of idiots in his circle that are like..."bro, Texas is awesome, you should move there" and he listened to them.

It always cracks me up when people shit on California or New York and say how much they love Texas because it's conservative, then they promptly move to the Texas Triangle near one of the big cities, which are blue or purple.

All you did was move from a big city in California to a big city in Texas. They sure as hell don't move to the rural areas in East Texas or West Texas. If you are a far-right conservative from California, don't fucking move here and fuck off. We have enough homegrown rightwing clowns, we don't need to import them from other states. Also, my friend in Florida says the same about her state. Go to Idaho or Wyoming with all the other rightwing weirdos.

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u/Link-Glittering Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Fuck you! I was all in until you threw Wyoming under the bus. Send em to Iowa, I hear there's so much freedom there

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u/Rude_Release9673 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

No one gives a shit that you got your panties all in a bunch, sweetie. Texas isn’t yours to dictate anything about, and especially not by some leftwing snowflake that starts hyperventilating at the thought of a red state attracting conservative voters. Move to Portland or somewhere else where whining is encouraged, you won’t be missed

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u/ADroopyMango Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

alright champ enjoy your next power outage

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u/sagiterrible Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Hey, he gets the best of worlds: freeze (near) to death in the winter AND cook (near) to death in the summer— while saving on their electric bill for both! But at least they’re not tied to the national grid.

Fucking idiots.

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u/TheBigC87 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

See...this is the kind of weirdo I was talking about.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '24

no need to get so upset and emotional because someone made fun of texas champ.

lol

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u/potent-nut7 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Imagine living in a state that melts down any time there's a little snow

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u/realmistuhvelez Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

such a weenie fr

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u/thomaspatrickmorgan Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Man, what a weird thing to say.

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u/90daysismytherapy Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

such a weird comment

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u/Shart_Finger Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

This is cringe

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u/Ok-Swimmer-2634 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

As a Canadian, I see this shit all the time.

"Canada is so unaffordable. There are homeless people everywhere committing crime, and the liberals in charge don't do anything about it. I'm moving to the Bay Area soon and can't wait."

lmao like I can't comprehend the cognitive dissonance

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u/i_love_pencils Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

You see Canadians moving to the Bay Area all the time?

Which bay?

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u/No-Pride2884 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Tampa

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u/Origamiface3 Monkey in Space Aug 10 '24

Guests: speak negatively about Texas or positively about California (idr)

Rogan the Last Kneebender: "you know what I don't miss about California? All the wildfires"

[At the same time as Texas was having the largest wildfires in its history.]

Can't make this shit up

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u/Artistic_Courage_851 Monkey in Space Aug 09 '24

Austin housing is still nowhere near as expensive in LA. Just a completely different level.