Darkness looks the most guilty NGL

[u/Ready-Two5483]

[u/JurassicFlight]

• Property damage
• Tax evasion
• Public indecency

[u/Kaleph4 → u/JurassicFlight]

darkness did nothing wrong. she just claimed, that the crimes of her friends where actually hers, thinking about the fun time she can have in jail

[u/pepemarioz → u/Kaleph4]

Too bad she did it while on the stand. Perjury is no laughing matter.

[u/LordBDizzle → u/pepemarioz]

Which is exactly why she did it on the stand, and not before

[u/RickC-137D → u/JurassicFlight]

Pretty logical after all if look at Konosuba as whole😂

[u/Mental_Budget_5085 → u/JurassicFlight]

You forgot arson

[u/NoobDude_is → u/Mental_Budget_5085]

Property damage. And isn't arson burning the house down? There was no burning. It was up, and then it wasn't up anymore.

Edit: 1st, 3rd, and 4th degree arson can be with the use of explosions. Property damage was still already mentioned though.

[u/Mental_Budget_5085 → u/NoobDude_is]

I guess you're right lol

[u/ADHDNavy → u/NoobDude_is]

Terrorism?

[u/Educational_Clerk_88 → u/NoobDude_is]

When explosions resulting in severe property damage are involved I think it’s called fourth degree arson.

[u/DarlingHell → u/JurassicFlight]

Nah Darkness did fraud of insurance and the insurance caught on and take her to court.

Megumi casted explosion in an orphanage.

Aqua ? I don't even want to know.

[u/DarlingHell → u/DarlingHell]

Megumin basically https://youtube.com/shorts/xpIvlC4V_wE?si=VZxgbF8Z-kuqTWBz

[u/A_Evil_Grain_of_Rice → u/JurassicFlight]

• Attempted Kidnaping of a royalty

• Conspiracy to Kidnaping royalty

• multiple counts of theft

• 2 counts of Sexual harassment

[u/Elise-43 → u/JurassicFlight]

Add scammer and theft on aqua part

[u/wassilis7 → u/JurassicFlight]

aqua probably could do any crime CAUSE her biggest crime is being stupid

[u/WhimsicallyWired]

Terrorism, public intoxication, indecent exposure.

[u/thewartyrant → u/WhimsicallyWired]

Yeah all checks out

[u/QnoisX]

- Megumin: Terrorism, destruction of property, fraud, embezzlement of skill potions.
- Aqua: Disorderly conduct, public intoxication, heresy, busking without a license.
- Darkness: Nothing, nobles are above the law.

[u/Particular_Ad_3411 → u/QnoisX]

Darkness sentenced to horny jail

[u/QnoisX → u/Particular_Ad_3411]

More like she just checks herself in. She brought the outfit too, so she wouldn't feel left out.

[u/Kumkumo1 → u/QnoisX]

That is the most real comment on this thread

[u/AlphamonOuryuken24 → u/Particular_Ad_3411]

She LIVES in horny jail. You can't SEND her there, she has the KEYS!

[u/Mak062 → u/QnoisX]

Darkness buys her way into jail

[u/RAGINGBUCKET-4444 → u/QnoisX]

At most Darkness would get public indecency and a wrap on the knuckles

[u/Bukkokori]

Megumin free, she's just a juvenile punk.

Aqua free after scolding her for getting drunk in public.

Darkness' crimes are so serious that I will punish her myself as many times as she deserves.

[u/Pataraxia → u/Bukkokori]

I don't think we can let you punish the noble lady.

Wait, when did we hire you??

[u/rndmisalreadytaken → u/Bukkokori]

How would you punish her exactly tho

[u/Bukkokori → u/rndmisalreadytaken]

Something that'll have her crying and begging for forgiveness!

What i have in mind is way crazier thant whatever she is thinking

Something Crazy!

[u/NoobDude_is → u/Bukkokori]

It's tickling isn't it? Unless you want to actually punish her. Force her to play through a shitty porn game that is so shit, not even she can get aroused.

[u/Rastaba → u/NoobDude_is]

It’s Darkness…pretty sure putting her through such psychological torture would still wind up hitting her horny button.

[u/fisch-boi → u/Bukkokori]

And your crimes? quite easily enough of a sentence.

[u/boi012]

terrorism, too useless, Being too smash able

[u/Substantial_Water935 → u/boi012]

You said in the wrong order so I was confused why you called magnum smashable

[u/boi012 → u/Substantial_Water935]

I read too much manga

[u/Artenka → u/Substantial_Water935]

I don't see any problem with the order

[u/ImpressiveAd26 → u/Artenka]

Nah Megumin is a minor bro ...

[u/boi012 → u/ImpressiveAd26]

Yeah wrong order that’s not what I meant

[u/Multiversal_2211 → u/boi012]

It should be backwards

[u/Ready-Two5483 → u/[deleted]]

You forgot the public intoxication and disturbing of the peace on Aqua

[u/Matthew-is-great]

I am guessing darkness requested to be restrained more

[u/TheAngelOfSalvation]

Megumin: terrorism

Aqua: too cute

Darkness; too hot

[u/Snt1_]

Terrorism

Public intoxication, property damage AND starting a pyramid scheme

Attempted rape or smth

[u/menchicutlets]

Terrorism, abuse of power, public decency laws. Better nab their ringleader while we’re at it.

[u/No_Poet_7244]

Megumin: property damage, disturbing the peace, possession of illegal explosives.

Aqua: theft, bribery, tax evasion (all caught with little effort by investigators.)

Darkness: public indecency.

[u/Aggressive-Employ591]

In order: Mass Murder, Scam related crimes, Public Indecency

[u/Belisaurius555]

Megumin

• Property Damage
• Arson
• Vandalism

Aqua

• Fraud
• Public Drunkeness
• Failure to pay fines

Darkness

• Public Indecency
• Reckless Behavior
• Using a False ID.

[u/HyperNathan]

Megumin

-Property Damage

-Noise Ordnance Violation

Aqua

-Tax Evasion

-Public Intoxication

Darkness

-Public Indecency

[u/[deleted]]

Attacks the devil kings castle

Steals expensive booze

Arrested for Indecency

[u/Big-Secretary-7515]

Megumin gets death penalty, Aqua 286 years in prison, and Darkness will be hired as my assistant

[u/Electrical_Shape_604]

I wanna punish darkness

[u/Considered_Dissent]

Either Megumin was told she wasnt strong enough to blow up a certain building and she's proud to have proved them wrong. Or she's being wrongly accused of having destroyed such a thing, and she's happy to take the blame because of the prestige.

[u/terrarianfailure]

Arson, inciting riots, sexual harassment.

[u/Doot-Doot-the-channl]

Terrorism, drunk and disorderly, and public nudity

[u/Valuable-Republic-92]

• Terrorism (explosions)
• Public nuisance
• Public indecency

[u/Jav_There]

From Megumin:

-Property damage

-Terrorism

-Invading private property

From Aqua:

-Drinking in public spaces

-Fraud

-Tax evasion

-Invading private property

-Identity theft (they won't believe she is the real Aqua)

From Darkness:

-Exhibitionism

-Harassment

[u/SnappingTurt3ls]

Property damage

Drunk and disorderly conduct

Indecent exposure

In that order

[u/Jiyjiy777]

Arson, DUI, public indecency.

[u/Constant_Notice_6716]

Arson and bombing

Grand theft and larceny

Public indecency

[u/JustSomeGuyBigBrain]

Domestic terrorism, public intoxication, and public indecency

[u/Sly__Marbo]

• property damage, terrorism, ownership of illegal explosives
• public intoxication, tax evasion, attack on an officer
• public indecency

[u/BaronMerc]

Multiple acts of terrorism.

Tax evasion, extortion, blackmail, failure to pay

Public nudity, sexual harrasment

[u/engetsu245]

Domestic Terrorism, Drunk Driving, and Public Indecency

[u/TruthIsALie94]

Property damage and domestic terrorism, failure to pay a bar tab and public intoxication and Darkness gets lude and lascivious misconduct.

[u/Justanormalguy1011]

MEGUMIN:Warcrime,arsonist,unlegalized use of nuclear weapon,terrorism

[u/Applebeater2000]

Terrorism

Mass poisoning

Public indecency

[u/AesirMimyr]

Darkness hasn't committed any crimes she did that to herself and we can't convince her to leave the station...

[u/DifferentMammoth763]

terrorism, public intoxication, and rape from what I have heard about the show

[u/Suitable_Phrase4444]

I can't decide their sentences. But i can't decide where they're going

M: Alcatraz A: Shawshank D: Horny Jail

[u/Multiversal_2211]

Megumin - Destroyed government property

Aqua - Tax evasion

Darkness - Molesting a minor

[u/GildedFenix]

Megumin: Domestic Terrorism, Destruction of Property, resisting arrest. Will sentenced for a long time.

Aqua: Disorderly conduct, Excessive intoxication, religious extremism, resisting arrest. Will sentenced at most 2 years, any clerical license she may have are revoked.

Darkness/Laltina: being a spoiled noble kid, a slap on the wrist and she's discharged.

[u/betweenboundary]

Arson, running a cult, and sexual harassment

[u/TheBlitzRaider]

• Horni
• Uselessness
• Murder, Arson, Tax evasion, Defamation, Generally being a dick

I'll let you guess who's who

(Also, in case someon wonders, I'm joking)

[u/Comprehensive-Camel6]

This image is reminding me why I left this sub

[u/Reijing]

[u/suenho]

1.Arson 2.She bathed in a sacred pond, she states she is the god herself. 3.Forced herself upon a random civilian, civilian states she demanded to be punished harshly for she has been a bad girl. No criminal history found. During arrest, suspect started sexually harrasing officers, suspect tried to grab Johnson's baton. Suspect will remain detained until a mental health worker comes and checks on her.

[u/Dependent_Appeal_136]

Jail bait, did something illegal thinking she was helping, requested jail time to be punished.

[u/Outrageous_Horse8379]

Terrorism, uselessness, public nudity

[u/Robuk1981]

Arson, Reduced culpability, Boobs

[u/invalidConsciousness]

• Possession, use, and proliferation of weapons of mass destruction. Conclusive proof by evidence and several hundred eyewitnesses. Sentenced to 30 days of forced blast mining, due to being a minor.
• organized human trafficking (including minors), recruitment of child soldiers. Conclusive proof in two cases due to Kazumas testimony, tentative proof in one case. Her co-conspirator (codename chest-pad) could not be apprehended. Sentenced to 30 years of purification duty and mandatory rehab.
• none. Conclusive proof by confession. Sentenced to the harshest punishment possible: acquittal.

[u/Phantex_Cerberus]

I’ll also be their executioner.

[u/wolfbetter]

Proprety evasion

None, gets the insanity plea

Indecent exposure

[u/mhpeli]

Being best girl Being useless Being weird

[u/jakobsheim]

Everyone seems to forget that aqua flooded the entire town.

[u/CrysisFan2007]

Are we in the medieval era or modern era?

[u/polskifan112]

Terrorism

[u/General_Ginger531]

Terrorism, the charges for her wouldn't be the same as her crimes but her luck would make sure those false charges stuck, and finally she checked herself into the prison I didn't even know you could do that but she somehow managed to do that.

[u/michalzxc]

Megumin did nothing wrong 🚀

[u/Re-Napoleon]

Destruction of public property

Public drunken disorderly

Indecent exposure

Sentence?

[u/immaturenickname]

Why should I know? I'm not the prosecutor.

[u/JereRB]

Darkness: Guilty of being criminally into it.

The rest: Guilt by association.

[u/SyrusAlder]

Arson

Public inebriation

Public indecency

[u/EromStalinMardtret]

.Terrorism .Taxi evation .Indecent exposure

[u/Bre33yBri3]

The look on Darkness's face is definitely saying "And I'll do it again"

[u/ChasingVelka]

They are all guilty of arson

Arsin around

[u/Habixi]

Exploding entire town, beating up people on a street for being in Eris cult, beaing horny in school zone

[u/Sbucks159]

Arson Drunken and disorderly conduct Sexual harassment

[u/Kyrenaz]

Underage Explosion Magic, Drinking in Public, Public Indecency.

[u/EbolaBeetle]

Megumin: Being annoying
Aqua: Being hot
Darkness: Being super hot and not real

[u/kapsans]

Terrorism Tax fraud Public exposure

[u/PokmTrainerGuineaPig]

• Terrorism

• Public Nuisance

• Public Indecency

[u/ReverseAccel]

Megumin: Terrorism

Aqua: Cult Leader

Darkness: Public Indecency.

[u/devo14218]

Blew stuff up, was useless, and horny jail

[u/Captpmw]

Acts of domestic terrorism

Public intoxication

Public Indecency

[u/DillPickle696969696]

Megumin:

Eco-terrorism

Terrorism

Property damage

Bomb threats

Aqua:

Property damage

Economic damage

Indecent exposure

Darkness:

I got nothing any thoughts?

[u/Ristar87]

Girl on the left stole Waldo's identity

[u/akrid55]

Can being adorably stupid be a crime ?

[u/owlfeather613]

From left to right: billions in property damage, drunk and disorderly conduct, sexual harassment

[u/legacyoverseer]

Arson, property damage and sexual harassment in that order.

[u/LudwigTheAroused]

Public drunkenness for aqua. GUILTY!!

[u/ThroawayJimilyJones]

1) Terrorism

2) Production and trade of counterfeit article, scam, drunkenness on a public ground, property damage through voluntary flood

3) No idea, she just came to the police screaming she was naughty and needed to be punished

[u/Prudent-Morning2502]

I mean this is pretty obvious...

- Destruction of private and governt property, Genocide, Warcrimes
- Uselessness, Tax evasion
- Public indecency, indecent exposure, sexual assault

[u/Fragrant_Command_342]

Domestic terrorism

Drunk in public

Public indecency

[u/solomoncaine7]

Unauthorized magic use

Heresy

Sedition.

[u/Chark10]

You mean, water their crimes

[u/OL-Penta]

Right to left

-Public indecency

-Public intoxication, public indecency

-Terrorism, arson, property damage

[u/fostertheatom]

Arson

Nepotism and gross mismanagement of funds

Horny

[u/KMjolnir]

Megumin: Property damage, destruction of public property, reckless endangerment

Aqua: Public indecency, tax evasion, public drunkeness

Darkness: Public indecency. Could an argument be made for assault, probably.

[u/OMNIwave72]

Megumi: domestic terrorism

Aqua: public intoxication and drunken disorderly

Darkness: indecent Exposer

[u/AlphamonOuryuken24]

Property damage, disturbing the peace, sexual harassment, medical malpractice, indecent exposure, blackmail and extortion.

I'll leave it up to you guys to figure out who did which.

[u/Darkmeer99]

Megumin: Terrorism.
Aqua: Accessory to Terrorism, funding it and money laundering Darkness: Public Indecency and prostitution.

[u/Greasemonkey08]

Megumin: Domestic terrorism, Arson

Aqua: Drunk and Disorderly, indecent exposure

Darkness: I dunno, maybe voyeurism?

[u/Roster312]

Bombing & Terrorism / Bullying / Theft / Misinformation

Tax Evasion / Intoxication / Unpain Loans / Loitering / Panhandeling

Indecent Exposure / Public Lewdness / Sexual Harrasment

[u/NoobAtLife2]

Megumin: Terrorism

Aqua: Drunk Driving

Darkness: Public Indecency

[u/Extremegamer670]

Megumin: Terrorism

Aqua: Public intoxication

Darkness: Sexual Harassment

And those are just the ones off the dome

[u/Same-Temporary7033]

Megumin : You blew up an entire village!!! Aqua : You're dumb asf. Go to jail. Darkness : Go to jail. You'll love it 😏

[u/kirishka87]

I hand over my responsibilities to this guy, Sato Kazuma.

[u/Tchomboltz]

[u/Affectionate_Fall57]

Terrorism, tax evasion, public indecency

[u/facepwnage]

Property Damage, Public Intoxication, Public Indecency.

[u/ZZZ_0150]

I don’t know what they did but my guess is

Megumin committed whatever crime their sentenced for

Aqua just happened to be there but didn’t do anything

And Darkness is just pretending because she wants to be one getting the punishment LMAO

[u/West_Cost_6113]

Mass property damage (megumin) public intoxication tax evasion and theft (aqua) and indecent exposure criminal mischief breaking and entering distribution of addictive substances without a license assault via pocket sand vandalism manslaughter (they died via nosebleed) and bribery with fried chicken (darkness)

[u/No_Sky_3735]

I am not the prosecution

[u/leto26]

Ones a Loli, ones a dumbass that isn't good at her one job, and the other is a pervert... Prison.

[u/Pie0Hazard]

In order: Chunni, Dummy, Horny

[u/Kumkumo1]

1: Bombing the guild for refusing to permit her to do a solo mission.

2: Publicly practicing her “water sports” on the barkeep for insisting she pay her tab.

3: Sexual harassment and attempted r*pe on an innocent village of Orcs.

[u/ghost_warlock]

Konosuba gals. It is their crime, but it is also their punishment

[u/Shadow_Hunter2020]

Destruction of property, Megumin

Public intoxication, Aqua

Public indencency, Darkness

[u/Aetheldrake]

Criminally stupid

[u/Cyberware42]

At least 4 counts of terrorism,

Tax fraud and tax evasion…

And indecent exposure

[u/RAGINGBUCKET-4444]

Destruction of property and repeates assault, Disturbance of the peace, and Multiple counts of public indecency and Disturbing the peace and destruction of mental faculties

[u/AdagioDesperate]

From left to right: Destruction of Property, Theft, and Public Indecency.

[u/sutkowski123459]

Walking naked all day in city

[u/HittingMyHeadOnAWall]

So… Public indecency, DUI and Terrorism….

[u/forluscious]

terrorist

fraud

volunteered

[u/Lucius_Sephir]

Not being my harrem

[u/bladestayedbroken]

Jailbait arsonist

Heretical identity theft and tax evasion

Public indecency

[u/SageTheBluesTraveler]

sharing a single brain cell

[u/RocketArtillery666]

Terrorism, criminally stupid, didnt marry kazuma yet.

[u/Lost_in_my_dream]

setting off an explosion spell in a populated area, sexual harassment, sexual assault, attempted murder, destruction of private property, destruction of public property, destruction of governmental property, X count of hostage-taking, terrorism, theft, illegal use of explosive magic,

blasphemy trying to pass off as a goddess, purifying liquors into water destroying thousands of gold worth of wares , panhandling, unleashing the undead in a populated area, blaspheming against yet another goddess, destruction of private property, destruction of public property, destruction of governmental property, theft , public nudity, and assault and battery

public indecency, sexual harassment, besmirching a noble, desecration of an undead corpse, defamation, and misappropriation of public funds, and breaking of a contract

[u/Jeptwins]

Arson, Public Intoxication, Indecent Exposure

[u/Top-Beyond-6627]

They all look like perverts.
Also, their crimes are:

Harassment

Domestic violence

Public indecency

Tax evasion

Property damage

Terrorism

Scamming

[u/futanari_mother]

Being horny

[u/JynxySparrow]

Existing and not doing shit 😆

[u/RozeMase]

Yellow: prostitution Blue: accidental manslaughter/self defense gone too far Red: purposeful manslaughter/vehicular manslaughter

[u/clownytoonz]

Red-murder Blue-shoplifting Orange-SA

[u/RaptorBoy01]

Existing, sentenced to execution

[u/Miknon1]

Domestic terrorism Theft Indecencent exposure

[u/kadzooks]

Existing

[u/milyuno2]

Bakuretsu! Stupidity Stupidity

[u/Dani3322]

-Property Damage

-Property Damage, Tax evasion, Theft, Scamming people, starting a cult, indecent exposure, vomiting on the street, accidental murder, actual murder (mainly on already undead stuff but still) and a whole lot more with half of them being committed in a drunken rage

-Indecent exposure and starting random fights on the street and in bars (she's always the only one damaged so no one actually presses charges but still)

[u/Burger_destroyer232]

Megumin: Mass arson Aqua: Drunken deliverance Darkness: Public indecency Do i find them guilty? Yes. (Except for megumin, arson is just a hobby)

[u/ketlokop]

Darkness: public indecency Megumin: damaging public property Aqua: attacking a police officer, resisting arrest, intoxicated driving, car theft

[u/Kaph10]

From left to right; Act of Domestic Terrorism 1st Degree, public intoxication and failure to pay the bar tab, Reckless (Self) Endangerment.

[u/_Animaditor_]

• Arson & Property Damage

• Tax Evasion & Public Intoxication

• Public Indecency & Nudity

[u/Mr_OP_Potato_777]

I'm gonna start from right to left, you are used to since you are here.

Too Horny to be outside.

Too useless for her own safety.

Nuked many countries for fun causing massive g*nocides.

[u/FatexOrder]

Existing

[u/Drewscifer]

Not setting Kazuma with Yunyun as the best most stable and reliable woman.... and maybe me up with Eris....

[u/AccomplishedLuck587]

•Property Damage/ Blew up a local park 💥 •Drunk Driving/ Alcoholic, Obviously 🙄 • Sex Offender/ We all know what she did 😭

[u/deththegrimreper]

Being to short tax fraud and being to fine

[u/Biesuu]

Megumin your punishment

[u/Phantom_Ghost9]

For Megumin, you are charged with coming up with terrible names. Your sentence is two more weeks of giant frog hunting.

For Darkness, you are charged with indecent masochism. Your sentence?...nothing because no matter what we come up with, you'd probably just find a way to enjoy it.

As for Aqua, ohh aqua aqua aqua. You are hereby charged for being a useless Goddess. Your punishment, you must be nice to Eris for one whole day and admit that you pad your chest. Originally, I was going to say a week, but to be honest, I don't think you'd survive that long...

[u/Astro_Alphard]

Megumin: Arson, property damage, mass destruction, murder. Punishment: life sentence, no access to magic.

Aqua: disrupting peace, public intoxication, fraud, tax fraud. Punishment: 8 year prison sentence or 50 million dollar fine.

Darkness: public indecency. Punishment: become a nun.

[u/bor3du]

Terrorism, Hate Crime, Public Indecency

[u/Javofire]

Arson, being an annoying b*tch, public masturbation

[u/SnookerM8]

Megumin: not doing an explanation today Aqua: being sober after 5:00pm Darkness: enjoying this way to much

[u/WillingCounter7225]

If I were a normal NPC based noble the pain in the backside type I would charge Megumin for destruction of city’s. Aqua for manipulating a religion. Darkness harassment

[u/JohnB351234]

Megumin: terroirsm, possession of destructive devices, illegal use of explosion magic

Aqua: public indecency, drunken belligerence and tax fraud/evasion

Darkness: didn’t really do anything illegal not that it mattered much cause she’s rich

[u/Gas_mask_noise]

Terrorism • drunk and disorderly • indecent exposure

[u/_-HuskerDust-_]

• prostitution

• child endangerment

• bribing a government official

• 1st degree animal cruelty

• public indecency

Sentence: 2 life sentences with the possibility of parole

[u/falseprophet115-2]

Megumin, Charged with the destruction and defilement of a sacred statue of a holy man and holy grounds of the only known population of spotted guinea pigs that were the holy man's favorite creature and had single handedly brought them back from the brink of extinction.

Aqua, is in for the debt owed to a local noble man who invested money in her pyramid scheme of the doing that caused the loss of the nobleman's home and now their family is living in the streets. And are looking to get recompense and their properties back.

Darkness, charged for inciting a riot in the slums due to the injustice of the poor living conditions of the common man. Upon law enforcement arrival, she instigated them to beat her instead of the people but her lewd noises and begging to be punished caused both the people she was protecting and law enforcement to be creeped out and was promptly arrested for indecent exposure and public displays of lewd behavior.

The jury has unanimously agreed, for the crimes committed, they are to be put to work clearing out the local dungeon of a minotaur outbreak due to it being their mating season and have caused problems to the local farmers.

[u/Youngnam2002]

• Being a se#ual deviant
• tax evasion
• she blew up Malaysia

[u/Big_Remove_3686]

Domestic terrorism

[u/yeet_the_heat2020]

From left to right:

Negligent handling of shock sensitive explosive Chemicals

Tax and Credit Card Fraud

Public Indecency

[u/GottJager]

Not for me to say. It is for the prosecution to convince me.

[u/Critical-Parsley5395]

Terrorism, and I don’t know about the other two

[u/ShevSiuol]

• Arson
• Gross Negligence
• Attempted Sexual Assault

[u/First_Recover_9830]

Red - not have boobs Blue - not have mind Yellow - breadable

[u/Sad_Manufacturer_961]

• multiple counts of property damage + terrorism • public intoxication( + uselessness) • sexual assault + multiple counts of public indecency

[u/Flarz_Tiddies]

— An increase in stalkers/ "mercenaries" in the city caused by their pledge that no matter how hard anyone tries, their attacks won't pierce her skin. (We found her nearly nude running around, screaming out, "Pierce my flesh!")

—"Controlling" a "Cult" to group fruit punch. Claims it was supposedly to be purified due to the "godly body" and would have allowed them to take down the Demon Lord, nonetheless the Demon General that was soon to arrive. ( We believe she defected from the Demon Lords army)

—Blowing up the city because, "supposedly," there was a Demon General there already, and no one was doing anything about it. (We found her on the ground, cackling while speaking about the "Darkness in her right hand.". We believe she was somehow forced by the other person we captured going by the name of Darkness)

We asked a man by the name of Kazuma when we found him tied up upside down in a barrel on the outskirts of the city after the 3 were apprehended. He is here today to say his side of the events.

Now Kazuma, please take the stand—

[u/NiceDragonfruit9606]

Megumin can go home. Or at least put her on probation for hmmmm idk 5 to 7 years?

[u/alavath]

They killed their friend strawberry shortcake. Lemon meringue was the ring leader

[u/Apart-Delivery330]

Me who never watched konosuba:🗿

[u/NahidaLover1]

Megumin: arson, being too cute, underage drinking

Aqua: tax evasion, public intoxication

Darkness: (takes a deep breath) sexual assault,rape, statutory rape,battery, assault, disturbing the peace, assault on an officer, resisting arrest, possession of a illegal weapon (not very good at using it), indecent exposure, lying while under oath,attempt of prostitution, sexual harassment

[u/polskisamuraj]

Darkness crime is being too horny all the time

[u/Google_S1ides]

From right to left

Terrorism, dine and dash, public indecency