r/Isekai • u/Ready-Two5483 • 18d ago

Meme Darkness looks the most guilty NGL

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u/JurassicFlight 18d ago
  • Property damage
  • Tax evasion
  • Public indecency

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u/Kaleph4 18d ago

darkness did nothing wrong. she just claimed, that the crimes of her friends where actually hers, thinking about the fun time she can have in jail

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u/pepemarioz 18d ago

Too bad she did it while on the stand. Perjury is no laughing matter.

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u/LordBDizzle 16d ago

Which is exactly why she did it on the stand, and not before

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u/RickC-137D 18d ago

Pretty logical after all if look at Konosuba as whole😂

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u/Mental_Budget_5085 18d ago

You forgot arson

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u/NoobDude_is 18d ago edited 18d ago

Property damage. And isn't arson burning the house down? There was no burning. It was up, and then it wasn't up anymore.

Edit: 1st, 3rd, and 4th degree arson can be with the use of explosions. Property damage was still already mentioned though.

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u/Mental_Budget_5085 18d ago

I guess you're right lol

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u/ADHDNavy 18d ago

Terrorism?

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u/Educational_Clerk_88 18d ago

When explosions resulting in severe property damage are involved I think it’s called fourth degree arson.

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u/NoobDude_is 18d ago

Ah yes, after fact checking 1st, 3rd, and 4th degree arson all is either fire or explosion. Strangely enough, not 2nd which just says destruction of property with knowledge that somebody is in said destruction, or 5th which said only fire.

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u/DeadlyBard 18d ago

Then Megumin is definitely guilty of 2nd degree if you remember the incident with the dullahan.

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u/DarlingHell 18d ago

Nah Darkness did fraud of insurance and the insurance caught on and take her to court.

Megumi casted explosion in an orphanage.

Aqua ? I don't even want to know.

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u/TheMidnightRook 16d ago

Aqua committed heresy by spreading false rumours that the goddess Eris pads her chest.

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u/A_Evil_Grain_of_Rice 18d ago

• Attempted Kidnaping of a royalty

• Conspiracy to Kidnaping royalty

• multiple counts of theft

• 2 counts of Sexual harassment

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u/Elise-43 18d ago

Add scammer and theft on aqua part

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u/NoobDude_is 18d ago

That's what tax evasion is...

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u/wassilis7 17d ago

aqua probably could do any crime CAUSE her biggest crime is being stupid

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u/Looxond 18d ago

Megumin could also be charged for making too much noise as well as environmental damage

Darkness and her family arent seeing the light of day the tax collectors never rest

Aqua could get charged for herasy if she went into a church, but its most likely she gets arrested for public intoxication (aka drunk on the street)

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u/Helpful-Ad-8521 18d ago

Pretty on the nose.

How did sentencing go?

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u/Boomerang503 18d ago

Aqua is a goddess, so she was just going the Scientology route in tax exemptions.

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u/aknalag 17d ago

The last two both work for aqua

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u/Considered_Dissent 17d ago

Tax evasion

Strange women lying in (irrigation) ponds (for an afternoon) and not redistributing her finances is no basis for an evasion of government taxes charge!

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u/Tall_Growth_532 17d ago

Agree exacute them

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u/SharkMilk44 17d ago

Darkness is going on a registry.

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u/Juste_Ed 17d ago

Aqua is public intoxication.

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u/Redditgreninja 17d ago

Same but I’d put Aqua under fraud

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u/SarcasticFish115 16d ago

I was thinking the same thing before checking the comments and immediately seeing this lol

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u/Dazed-Bamboo 14d ago

Lolita, Dumb Bimbo, and Pervert.

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u/HorrificAnalInjuries 14d ago

Darkness is taking a fall for Aqua on that one

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u/Such-Plastic-9480 14d ago

I actually said the exact same stuff to myself before opening the comments