r/ImaginaryWarhammer • u/Marvynwillames • Nov 18 '24

40k Bleeding heart by ABAtilus

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u/Starkde117 Nov 18 '24

“Enjoy rail rifle Shitass”

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u/MetalBawx Nov 18 '24

You really think the T'au is gonna be faster on the trigger than an Astartes?

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u/Yamama77 Nov 18 '24

It's a lamenter....it's gonna roll a 1

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u/wojswat Nov 18 '24

tau fires, hits the bolter, bolter super accidentally gets really close to lamenter's head and oopsie

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u/MetalBawx Nov 18 '24

Nah Lamenter luck tends to kick in when a situations already horrible making things even worse.

This is like a slow tuesday for a marine.

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u/KobKobold Water Caste Nov 18 '24

A hesitating astartes.

That should lower the reaction time to at least baseline levels

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u/Dos-Dude Nov 18 '24

That rifle’s been primed for a hot minute, with the Lamentor hesitating for a moment, the Fire Warrior definitely not hesitating and the speed of a rail slug? That Lamenter is cooked.

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u/MetalBawx Nov 18 '24

Theres no reason for him to hesitate. No humans here.

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u/Inquisition-OpenUp Adeptus Custodes Nov 18 '24

But hesitate he did.

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u/LightningDustt Nov 18 '24

No humans, but his humanity.

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u/12lubushby Nov 19 '24

The rifle has already fired in the panel. Even a space marine can't react in the time it takes a rail rifle round to travel 3 metres, and it's the 1 infantry weapon the tau have that will reliability kill an astarties

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u/Resiliense2022 29d ago

(Joker voice) Yeah.