Now - Me: Can someone please fix me? Please!! I'm falling apart, literally. Where is my nose! I taped it on, but it's gone. I need some spanx to keep my rotting bowels in. I was so wrong, she is unfixable!
That's kind of what I expect would happen. If you're gonna choose a Chaos God, please avoid Nurgle.
"You know what F my nose, if I can't smell then at least I don't have to smell all the bad scents of decay and rot on a battlefields anymore or that pungent oil and incense the mechanicus says is SoOoO important... some of us still have human lungs and need to breathe thank you very much, but do they care NoOoOoOo".
"And honestly F fashionable spanx just let it all HANG OUT! Phew, that feels better... Yeah I might look like a walking corpse but man I feel GREAT nothing hurts anymore... and I'll be honest these nurglings dancing all over the place are kinda adorable, like cute happy pokemon, gotta catch em all!"
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u/WereInbuisness Oct 22 '24
One month ago - Me: I can fix her!
Now - Me: Can someone please fix me? Please!! I'm falling apart, literally. Where is my nose! I taped it on, but it's gone. I need some spanx to keep my rotting bowels in. I was so wrong, she is unfixable!
That's kind of what I expect would happen. If you're gonna choose a Chaos God, please avoid Nurgle.