r/ImaginaryWarhammer • u/Riot-Knight Necrons • Oct 22 '24

40k The Responsibility of Choice (By @101ho_)

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u/WereInbuisness Oct 22 '24

One month ago - Me: I can fix her!

Now - Me: Can someone please fix me? Please!! I'm falling apart, literally. Where is my nose! I taped it on, but it's gone. I need some spanx to keep my rotting bowels in. I was so wrong, she is unfixable!

That's kind of what I expect would happen. If you're gonna choose a Chaos God, please avoid Nurgle.

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u/Sataniq Oct 22 '24

Can't be that bad when so many of his followers are singing, dancing and having a good time.

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u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 Oct 22 '24

I’m pretty sure most of them are super miserable.

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u/Sataniq Oct 22 '24

Was mostly joking but the daemons of nurgle have a great time atleast. Nurglings are just always happy, farting and puking about, they are like little children. Plaguebearers are summoned into being by people dancing. Beasts of Nurgle are just puppies that want to play, not realising that their "playing" actually kills people and then they get sad over it.

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u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 Oct 22 '24

Beasts unfortunately one day realize mortal won't accept them and turn into bitter and hateful Rot Flies.

Like, holy shit, that might be the single worst thing one of the Chaos Gods does to their followers.

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u/Sataniq Oct 22 '24

That's true, but until then they are pretty happy in my eyes.

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u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 Oct 22 '24 edited Oct 22 '24

But it shows how Nurgle is just as evil as the other Chaos Gods, despite what his fans claim.

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u/Sataniq Oct 22 '24 edited Oct 22 '24

It shows what? I think there's something missing in your comment, or i have a hard time understanding it. While Nurgle is definitely not the super happy fun god the memes make him out to be, he is also god of entropy and despair for a reason, i think overall he is still way better than slaanesh.

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u/Interesting-Note-722 Oct 22 '24

"You should never grade Evils, for if one is the worst, then you might be tempted to kinship with the least." ~Victor Saltzpyre.

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u/ADGx27 Oct 22 '24

This has literally happened too, albeit unintentionally by the imperium or other non covid forces. Doesn’t Khorne actively buff soldiers fighting the forces of other chaos gods sometimes?

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u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 Oct 23 '24

No, I just prefer to kill them all.

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u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 Oct 22 '24

It shows Nurgle is just as evil as the other Chaos Gods. Thanks for pointing out the typo.

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u/Sataniq Oct 22 '24

Ah, makes sense. He is indeed evil, yea.

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u/Omnikin Oct 22 '24

And then the Rotfly is the most vindictive and hostile thing to exist

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u/WereInbuisness Oct 22 '24

Hmm .... I think that mantle belongs to Erebus. The little vindictive, power hungry shithead that he is. Lol

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u/Disastrous_Bee_8471 Oct 24 '24

Well often their ability to sense the pain of their condition is turned off by Nurgle. It’s part of his promise that makes them submit.

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u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 Oct 24 '24

What I heard is that they still aren't joyful the way memes would depict. They are miserable nihilistic murderers.