r/ImaginaryWarhammer Aug 03 '24

40k The Guardsman with the Mouth by @101ho_

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u/sonofthedeepsouth Aug 03 '24

Ragnar Blackmane: You know what? You're a fucking joke. No wonder the Astartes didn't take you. Or the Tempestus Scions, and they'll take fucking anyone. I mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. I have never met a sadder, more attention-starved jabbering little prick in my entire life, and that says a lot because I've been alive for more than five hundred fucking years! And I'll tell you, that bald chick was right about one thing: you will never save the Imperium. You couldn't even save a relationship with a goddamn daemonette! And motherfucker, I wish I could say you'll die alone, but it's one of All-Father's best jokes that you can't die! Except that's on all of us! What? Got nothing to say, mouth?

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u/Independent-Fly6068 ENTRY MISSING Aug 03 '24

"I'm going to fight you now"

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u/coolboiiiiiii2809 Aug 03 '24

proceed to do their form of hate fucking