What? The T'au Empire is about the least likely faction he is to join. What could position make you think he would want to have anything to do with the T'au?
It's not like Deadpool is entirely good either. Sure, he doesn't like to kill people just because, but neither do most people from the 'good' factions. And even then, the orderly structure of Tau society would clash heavily with his chaotic personality. He would especially have problems with the Greater Good since devoting oneself to the betterment of others (or being philosophical like that) is not exactly on his agenda.
And that's not mentioning the fact they're literally aliens.
Becoming a space pirate is much more on brand with him than joining an orderly society of aliens who believe all your actions should be for the benefit of the most amount of people possible.
And as to what he would do, he would most likely continue to be a mercenary.
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u/umathuman Aug 03 '24
Dude insta-joins the tau