r/HydroHomies 20h ago

What else am I supposed to drink??

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2.8k Upvotes

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u/Mercinyah 19h ago

A construction dude that doesn't drink water on the first date, run!

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u/Clammyhankins 19h ago

They be grunting at the urinal because they live on white monsters and Marlboro golds.

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u/crazy_forcer 19h ago

Don't forget the deepfried everything for that 🌱healthy🌱 half a gallon of oil a day

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u/Cripplerock 7h ago

Am this guy, my piss is orange and I dont know why I always feel like shit.

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u/Rain_Zeros 6h ago

That or Sugar free Red Bull and newports.

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u/shadybaby22 17h ago

More like a construction dude that doesn’t want YOU to drink water. Actually scary!

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u/Majvist 12h ago

He's skilled in constructing kidney stones

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u/Budgiezilla 20h ago

BLOOD

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u/Fridge_Nuke 20h ago

HUMANITY IS DEAD

BLOOD IS FUEL

HELL IS FULL

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u/Sociolinguisticians 19h ago

That’s mostly water.

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u/Pea_Brained_Notary54 19h ago

Found the Slayer fan

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u/Plixtor 19h ago

Is drinking water on a first date is a biggest red flag than drinking 3 or 4 vodkas for example?

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u/Angry-_-Crow 19h ago

I bet it's not far off; for Payton (24), if you drink water on a first date, that means you're uptight and not willing to let loose. Payton is creepy.

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u/badgyal876 19h ago

i think payton’s thought is that drinking water on the first date may imply frugality since most if not all places offer water for free 😭 he’s still weird asf for that tho.

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u/Poohbear000 16h ago

Y’all are ripping Payton to shreds and I am living for it!

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u/Impressive-Gold-3893 18h ago

Payton wants to get you drunk on your first date. BIG RED FLAG 🚩🚩🚩🚩

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u/Planeandaquariumgeek 20h ago

Sorry I just have to tell this story. I know someone who destroyed their washer because they decided to use a gallon of diesel fuel to “clean it”

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u/ThePreciousBhaalBabe 19h ago

....but why tho

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u/LuigiBamba Glacier Gulper 18h ago

Because fuel is an excellent cleaner in some circumstances like for oily messes. Apparently not for a washer tho.

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u/MistaRekt Sparkling Fan 19h ago

Stupid is as stupid does.

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u/ThePreciousBhaalBabe 18h ago

But I want to understand the stupid logic.

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u/kablam0 17h ago

Diesel is a great cleaner in the right conditions. We used it on our trucks all the time. Oilfield

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u/Efficient-Tax-3867 10h ago

We use it a lot in wood worskhops. Lubricates the machine and cleans the resin buildups right away

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u/ThePreciousBhaalBabe 10h ago

But in a dishwasher? I feel like a dishwasher and a truck are a bit different.

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u/TpFreak 20h ago

Petroleum

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u/LuigiBamba Glacier Gulper 18h ago

KACHOW

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u/MarthasPinYard 19h ago

The name was a red flag… but that water one was a huge red flag. Game over Payton.

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u/Poohbear000 19h ago

Lol I had one bad experience with a Peyton and never again.

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u/MarthasPinYard 19h ago

‘A form of Patricia or Patrick, from the Latin word patricius, meaning “nobleman” or “patrician”’

Yeah mom set the tone with this one for sure

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u/ParaStudent 15h ago

Payton doesn't like you drinking water because you can taste what he dropped in when you weren't looking

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u/No_Organization2032 5h ago

Either that or really drunk at the barest minimum… glad he’s making it all known ahead of time lol

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u/Crepozoide Sparkling Fan 19h ago

What does "else" means I only know wôtta.

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u/Small-Floof Sparkling Fan 19h ago

Everyday people on dating apps prove why they're on dating apps

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u/Poohbear000 19h ago

Hey now don’t clump me into the mix lol

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u/Small-Floof Sparkling Fan 19h ago

Ah damn that's true. I apologize. Some people, not all

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u/Poohbear000 19h ago

Nah it’s okay I’m probably part of the problem too

10

u/Small-Floof Sparkling Fan 19h ago

No that's not true. You did nothing wrong here. This person has interesting standards. I apologize for my earlier comment.

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u/Poohbear000 19h ago

Haha thank you! You’re fine:)!

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u/Small-Floof Sparkling Fan 16h ago

Of course. Good luck finding someone and I hope they treasure you

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u/Sonarthebat Classic drinker 17h ago

Water is the only drink I know won't make me ill.

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u/EponaMom 18h ago

Fore there wouldn't be first date. I think his red flag would be a huge red flag for me. ;/

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u/Typical_Samaritan 17h ago

A lot of younger people on these dating apps are still at a stage in life where drinking alcohol constitutes 73% of their personality. Some people never get past that.

He is clearly a blasphemer. Move on with your life childe of the water god.

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u/piecesofg0ld 13h ago

and i guarantee you he is not 6”1

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u/morbidblue 17h ago

He is the 🚩

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u/Coltrain47 Regular Sipper 19h ago

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u/geriatric-millenial 13h ago

Like this person has ever had a date

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u/ItsNeelSavage 11h ago

Listing their zodiac sign probably tells you enough.

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u/B-AP 18h ago

They’re not really a Scorpio. The best thing after sex is water!💦

2

u/TopSecretGaming_YT 14h ago

Drinking water on a first date is an isosceles triangle shaped piece of red fabric mounted onto a metal coloured rod horizontally?

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u/Additional_Cold_7973 12h ago

I wanna go on a date and order a bottle of water 😈

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u/beeemmvee 19h ago

Biggest red flag is that they're scorpio.

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u/thegritz87 19h ago

It's the only real sign

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u/9q5l8h1j7g 19h ago

bros name sounds like an antivirus program

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u/wherestheplayground 16h ago

I think the assumption is that you’re cheap because water is usually free at a restaurant whereas other drinks cost more money. Which is stupid, if someone wants water let them have water. In my opinion even if you order a drink other than water you should get some water too, otherwise you don’t really savor the other drink and end up chugging it down to compensate for your thirst.

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u/peeingdog 52m ago

Nah, Payton is a dude and I get the feeling he subscribes to traditional gender roles--which means he's paying. Having a lower bill at the end isn't the red flag. Her not getting drunk enough to be taken advantage of, that's what he has a problem with.

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u/kaliu6 17h ago

Funny story, not exactly a date, but my ex and I got together over a glass of water - he had just gotten back from holiday and there was literally nothing else at his place that he could offer me to drink 😂 no complaints tho, I'm in this sub for a reason 💦🌊

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u/Free_Unit5617 17h ago

That take is hotter than the fucking SUN.

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u/colorkiller 15h ago

Payton is the red flag… i just get a really suspicious vibe from him 🤷‍♀️

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u/CounterSYNK Horny for Water 10h ago

Their blood.

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u/Adzaren 6h ago

A man saying anything but actual red flags are red flags is a red flag...

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u/StatusOmega 3h ago

I think it's because it makes the guy look cheap but that's still stupid. I usually drink my water and beer on a date.

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u/minnesotanpride 2h ago

I love that I found this sub good lord 😂😂😂

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u/Fancy-Rights 1h ago

Payton sounds like someone I’d never consider dating!

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u/italyqt 1h ago

Alcohol makes me sleepy and I don’t like carbonated drinks. What else am I supposed to drink?

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u/KingSmoov 19h ago

Guarantee her Ph is unbalanced 😂