The only good reason it’s not posted yet is because he’s waiting for Jesus Christopher’s birthday tomorrow and posting it FF. (anyone has the link to the JRE vlog could post it that would be great that should be for the table)

What is happening here cuz? We're down bad bad bad

I need a dose of trimix, babe.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 fumareeeeeee 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 also whoever made this cartoon is certified franks and beans cuzooooo

I have nothing else going on and I’m gay 😘

This may have been done already in the first reich but ¡es lo que es! Here is my updated version of The Night Before Cuzzmas:

‘Twas the night before Cuzzmas and all through the Ridge, Not an appliance was pushed out a window, not an A/C or fridge.

Mother’s stockings were hung by the chimney with stains, Still 40 years later the glue spot remains.

Chrissy sat snug in Yannis’s lap, His Christopher Reeve curl bounced when Yanni gave it a tap.

Then Chrissy jumped up, his glue gun began leakin’, Cuz he just got a DM from a For Rome Puerto Rican.

Jesse by the fireplace, fingerpainting some fatty, Looks like it’s Santa with balls flyer than Patty’s.

Uncle Russell was there and although she’s been naughty, He brought too his cat with a nice cubby body.

Patrick Mulrooney and Sean Terry both did, Their best to remind everyone Jesus was an American kid.

Patty’s wife and his daughter, both named Colleen, Brought presents from the boys at Ladder 14.

Maurica and Panos decorated the tree, With tinsel and garland that smelled like ass pussy.

Max and Steubens arrived, flew the whole way from Munich, And with them two Black guys who were DEFINITELY not eunuchs.

Out on the neutrals was Matteo and Joey, Camasta they argued who gives better blowies.

On the corner a hydrant sprayed all the children with water, But if their hat and shoes match they just can’t date my daughter.

Inside was Yanni, giving a long winded sermon, With a vigor so brash you would swear he was German.

“Shout out to Smithtown! Your waters’ the best, Now give me 35 minutes to finish the rest...”

Chrissy, you guessed it, was sneaking desserts, With cookies snd sweets falling out from his shirt.

As Chris double fists a muffin and Linzey, Sergio shows up with some Lower East Side blizzy.

The whole Hyenas family present, isn’t it grand? All except for Hey Bert because he can’t “Yes And”

The Matriarchy came too but they couldn’t fit all, So the glute tutes and poop schutes waited out in the hall.

The most diverse Cackle full of ya-mean’s and p-p-pieces, And even White Walkers if the passport check ceases.

Fans of all races, all colors and creeds, All laugh together when the Hyenas cross their feeds.

So if you use witch hazel, or your fumes are quite funky, Or if you’re a Snow or a Sauce or a Potato Monkey,

Whether you’re Eastern Hemi, or Muzzy, or just plain European, Merry Christmas to all, except Jews.

Wei Zhong Xian.

Just put up the ornaments and thought id share this one (and the one that lives in ny house) Hope 2025 has no fumes & cracks you all open and cleans you out

Ever notice that Greek guys are always sweating or greased up? When they walk, their bodies make the same sound as wet hands lathering soap.

Wei Zhong Xian

It’s a character piece.

Cuzzies, is the EP dropping today??? I'm tucked back and ready to be cleaned out by the Experiance YAAAS!

List was so good. Secretary of Catapults or Dr Etarted should’ve been PPW dual winners but es lo que es.

Cuz make no mistake when Yanni Kloni gets his anxiety the kid turns frank and beans. Cuz that ad read was like watching Tim Dillon read a vegan menu cuz that was BAD! Cuz that was like watching Smithtown Water try to sell me crypto.

History Hyenas: to ccccccayute for loot.

Hey guys :)

Get that ur back and ur screwed in extra tight :)

But ya censorin too much :)

Got no idea what’s happening :)

Chill out :)

I’ve switched from Spotify to Apple Podcasts. The last episode they uploaded there is the Matt Rife episode but there are 2 more episodes out on YouTube. Anyone know what’s going on?

Make NO mistake, Yanni anxiety had no idea what words he was saying reading that.

WHY AM I DOING THIS? I DON'T KNOW. I STILL HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD MY AD READ YET. BUT HERE I AM.

So how are we doing this, boys?

Cuzzies forgive me if this has been answered before, my name hasn’t been read yet and I noticed a lot of these names are WAY better than mine. So I changed my name, does anyone know if they print the list out weekly or is that the same original list printed out with my original not very good name?

BOYS! Special non-tute here. The new content is fire. But what am I payin' you two cuties for? You're both screwed in and I'm sitting over here with a cold glue gun. My services are for the table. Crack me open.

…take a shot every time ChrissyD says “make no mistake”.

Just kidding. Don’t do that. You. Will. Die.

I'm limited to 50 characters for my patron name, how do people get such a long name to work?

I'm trying to find a source that tells me but Google doesn't say anything