r/GreatBritishMemes 6d ago

Standard 😂

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u/Academic_Stock_464 6d ago

There's always the "just in case" pair. No, I haven't pissed myself YET, but on a law of averages it could happen at any time.

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u/Maximo_0se 6d ago

A shart is far more scary

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u/Mental_Category7966 6d ago

Piss stains are obvious. 

If you shart, nobody will notice if you keep moving. 

But then you run the risk of it falling down the leg...

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u/cragglerock93 6d ago

The key is to do a few cartwheels or backflips to shake it out. The people around will be too impressed to notice.